• I ran out of gas
    I ran out of gas
  • I was in a car crash
    I was in a car crash
  • I got a flat tire
    I got a flat tire
  • My oil or other fluids leaked
    My oil or other fluids leaked
  • My battery died
    My battery died
  • I locked my keys in the car
    I locked my keys in the car
  • I've miraculously avoided any issue, though you probably just jinxed me
    I've miraculously avoided any issue, though you probably just jinxed me
  • I don't have a car
    I don't have a car
  • I'll detail my auto-sorrows in comments
    I'll detail my auto-sorrows in comments
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