• Call AAA immediately
    Call AAA immediately
  • Try to fix/jump it, then call someone
    Try to fix/jump it, then call someone
  • Try to fix/jump it, and usually succeed
    Try to fix/jump it, and usually succeed
  • Call my friend/relative who knows about cars
    Call my friend/relative who knows about cars
  • Curl into a protective ball
    Curl into a protective ball
  • List it on Craigslist immediately
    List it on Craigslist immediately
  • Torch it
    Torch it
  • It depends on a cascading series of conditions I'll outline in the comments
    It depends on a cascading series of conditions I'll outline in the comments
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