• The cheapest one possible -- they're all the same
    The cheapest one possible -- they're all the same
  • A middle-of-the-road one that I won't be embarrassed to bring
    A middle-of-the-road one that I won't be embarrassed to bring
  • A fancy one (I'm a snob)
    A fancy one (I'm a snob)
  • Whichever one has the craziest label
    Whichever one has the craziest label
  • Whichever one doesn't have some dumb, crazy label
    Whichever one doesn't have some dumb, crazy label
  • I don't bring wine to parties
    I don't bring wine to parties
  • I don't attend parties :(
    I don't attend parties :(
  • Does MD 20/20 count as a wine?
    Does MD 20/20 count as a wine?
  • I'm loyal to a specific winemaker that I'll swirl around the comments
    I'm loyal to a specific winemaker that I'll swirl around the comments
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