• Apologizes when it bumps walls
    Apologizes when it bumps walls
  • Cries out in pain when it bumps walls
    Cries out in pain when it bumps walls
  • Recites a poem by Robert Frost in a Mike Tyson accent when it bumps walls
    Recites a poem by Robert Frost in a Mike Tyson accent when it bumps walls
  • Kisses your ankles when it goes by
    Kisses your ankles when it goes by
  • Can take crumbs and form them into fresh new snacks
    Can take crumbs and form them into fresh new snacks
  • Pie warmth and texture
    Pie warmth and texture
  • Has one fully functional human finger
    Has one fully functional human finger
  • Something else (comments, please)
    Something else (comments, please)
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