• Man, I don't even show up prepared for meetings at work
    Man, I don't even show up prepared for meetings at work
  • Yes, but only in a mild, suburban dad kind of way, like making sure there's always a full can of gas in the shed
    Yes, but only in a mild, suburban dad kind of way, like making sure there's always a full can of gas in the shed
  • Let me put it this way: I've buried Krugerrands
    Let me put it this way: I've buried Krugerrands
  • YES, she was so hot on That '70s Show! Oh, wait, I think I misheard you
    YES, she was so hot on That '70s Show! Oh, wait, I think I misheard you
  • Other (specify in comments)
    Other (specify in comments)
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