Meh: The knife apocalypse has occurred, leaving each person with only a single knife to do all knife related tasks. I hope my knife is:

A "tactical" one like we're selling here today

A "tactical" one like we're selling here today
A Swiss Army knife

A Swiss Army knife
A sharp kitchen knife

A sharp kitchen knife
A butcher knife

A butcher knife
A bread knife

A bread knife
A butter knife

A butter knife
Another knife (comments, please)

Another knife (comments, please)

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