• Absent, because I have two X chromosomes
    Absent, because I have two X chromosomes
  • Absent, because I shave it diligently
    Absent, because I shave it diligently
  • Beard, neatly trimmed
    Beard, neatly trimmed
  • Beard, long and unkempt
    Beard, long and unkempt
  • Beard, long but well-kempt
    Beard, long but well-kempt
  • Mustache, ironically
    Mustache, ironically
  • Mustache, what do you mean "ironically"?
    Mustache, what do you mean "ironically"?
  • Goatee / Van Dyke beard
    Goatee / Van Dyke beard
  • Mutton chops
    Mutton chops
  • Girl, you know I got that sexy NECK BEARD
    Girl, you know I got that sexy NECK BEARD
  • Another configuration I'll 'splain in the comments
    Another configuration I'll 'splain in the comments
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