• I'm way too fancy
    I'm way too fancy
  • I'm weak-shouldered
    I'm weak-shouldered
  • I'm a very important professional
    I'm a very important professional
  • I'm worried people will laugh at me
    I'm worried people will laugh at me
  • I'm an investor in a fanny-pack company
    I'm an investor in a fanny-pack company
  • I'm too lazy to walk anywhere anyway
    I'm too lazy to walk anywhere anyway
  • I wear a backpack every waking hour
    I wear a backpack every waking hour
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