• Nod until it's over and vow to avoid this person forever
    Nod until it's over and vow to avoid this person forever
  • Suddenly notice an old friend across the room
    Suddenly notice an old friend across the room
  • Ask non-sequitur questions like "Were you wearing pants?"
    Ask non-sequitur questions like "Were you wearing pants?"
  • Develop a wet, hacking cough
    Develop a wet, hacking cough
  • Just tell the person you don't have the time or interest for this
    Just tell the person you don't have the time or interest for this
  • Set something on fire
    Set something on fire
  • Some other escape tactic you'll share in the forum
    Some other escape tactic you'll share in the forum
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