• Always, who are the suckers paying full price?
    Always, who are the suckers paying full price?
  • Sometimes, if I'm strapped for cash
    Sometimes, if I'm strapped for cash
  • Not unless they're out of the hour-old kind
    Not unless they're out of the hour-old kind
  • Never, I demand freshness
    Never, I demand freshness
  • Dayyyyyyyy-old. Me say Dayyyy-old.
    Dayyyyyyyy-old. Me say Dayyyy-old.
  • I don't eat baked goods, I'm intolerant. (I'll explain in the comments)
    I don't eat baked goods, I'm intolerant. (I'll explain in the comments)
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