• My vacuum cleaner's too heavy
    My vacuum cleaner's too heavy
  • My vacuum cleaner's too weak and doesn't do anything
    My vacuum cleaner's too weak and doesn't do anything
  • I just vacuumed, like, two months ago
    I just vacuumed, like, two months ago
  • Eh, somebody else will take care of it
    Eh, somebody else will take care of it
  • I reject the bourgeois obsession with cleanliness
    I reject the bourgeois obsession with cleanliness
  • The floor's just going to get dirty again
    The floor's just going to get dirty again
  • No excuses! I vacuum obsessively!
    No excuses! I vacuum obsessively!
  • Some other excuse you'll roll around the floor of the forum
    Some other excuse you'll roll around the floor of the forum
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