The thing about Sherlock Holmes is he makes crazy assumptions that would only be right a small fraction of the times.
"My Dear Watson you must fix the light in your bathroom…
…I notice your right side of your face isn’t shaved as neatly as the left, therefore concluded that you only had the light coming in from your window to shave by and only one side of your face got light"
What if Watson was just in a rush that day? It’s far more likely. I feel like in Sherlock’s fictional universe there must be lots of innocent people thrown in jail because of Sherlock’s crazy assumptions.
In all likelihood, Sherlock Holmes is really a blithering idiot who has ended up putting a bunch of innocent people in jail.
One more thing . . .
Columbo.
Sherlock can solve even when he’s “impaired” and he doesn’t have a prissy mustache.
Ghostbusters. What’s wrong with y’all?
@mikey Ghostbusters 2016?
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Is everyone just going to ignore the real mystery? How the 2 choices of the poll keep changing and all the response disappear?
The thing about Sherlock Holmes is he makes crazy assumptions that would only be right a small fraction of the times.
"My Dear Watson you must fix the light in your bathroom…
…I notice your right side of your face isn’t shaved as neatly as the left, therefore concluded that you only had the light coming in from your window to shave by and only one side of your face got light"
What if Watson was just in a rush that day? It’s far more likely. I feel like in Sherlock’s fictional universe there must be lots of innocent people thrown in jail because of Sherlock’s crazy assumptions.
In all likelihood, Sherlock Holmes is really a blithering idiot who has ended up putting a bunch of innocent people in jail.
Sherlock uses cocaine. Maybe he shares?
Ridiculous options.
Obviously I would call Mystery Incorporated.
Watson, it’s obvious… Sherlock. A certain someone in my house may be in love with that Benedict dude.
The hercules fellow because I googled him to find out who tf it was and he had a fancy moustache. Sherlock Holmes is a biiitch
Poirot because we all know Watson was the true detective.
Again, mystery gets solved either way. So do you want to spend time with a sociopath or an obsessive-compulsive?
Because I’m Watson.
@BobsWorld The Crime Doctor?
Miss Marple
I’d call Sherlock because I have no idea who the other guy is…
I never have any tisane around the house, so I don’t think M. Poirot would be too happy.
Whatever the choices may be, all I want to do is dadtroll each and every one of them into saying, “Under where?”
Then break out a BNL sound clip.
…Canada may be getting to me.
Hercule Poirot, because anyone with a mustache like that has to be good.
Hercule Poirot because he is the Manic Pixie Dream Detective!
I turn around and look the other way.
poirot main man !!!
I didn’t know who was Hercule Poirot or was created by Agatha Christie. Obviously I don’t read mystery novels.
Holmes usually hides some of the evidence - Poirot gives you everything and you still can’t figure it out.
I’m in it for the eye candy