Probably the girl behind the counter making the smoothies.
Bourbon.
Pineapple
The lutefisk. You betcha.
No ingredient, but the fact that I’m standing at a smoothie bar would catch my attention.
Peaches
Mango!
Do they have the good Tequila?
I would rat out my own mother for a combo of banana-strawberry-blueberry.
So you know I would absolutely rat out your mother.
@UncleVinny http://www.jambajuice.com/menu-and-nutrition/menu/jamba-kids/blueberry-strawberry-blast-off
The perfectly toned bodies consuming the high-priced fruit juices.
Melon
Dorito dust, mmm!
Never been to a smoothie bar, but love sweet red cherries in my smoothies! Yum
The Orange Julius stand there stores down…
Damn you, smoothie places, for including strawberries in every single smoothie and being mystified when I ask for no strawberries.
Sincerely, Very Allergic to Strawberries
@jakeline That’s like every damn trail mix including almonds, which I’m allergic to. I usually have to settle for the pseudo trail mixes which are basically just bags of mixed candy.
@cinoclav but shout out to bags of candy masquerading as trail mix. You make me feel less guilty about gorging on peanuts and offbrand m&ms
Vanilla with M&Ms - wait, no, that’s Coldstone.
Kiwi always catches my eye first, though I prefer them sliced and not whipped.
The waitress
Raspberry.
Mango
The Jugs I’ve transcended sexist pig to cute dirty old man.
Probably the girl behind the counter making the smoothies.
Bourbon.
Pineapple
The lutefisk. You betcha.
No ingredient, but the fact that I’m standing at a smoothie bar would catch my attention.
Peaches
Mango!
Do they have the good Tequila?
I would rat out my own mother for a combo of banana-strawberry-blueberry.
So you know I would absolutely rat out your mother.
@UncleVinny
http://www.jambajuice.com/menu-and-nutrition/menu/jamba-kids/blueberry-strawberry-blast-off
The perfectly toned bodies consuming the high-priced fruit juices.
Melon
Dorito dust, mmm!
Never been to a smoothie bar, but love sweet red cherries in my smoothies! Yum
The Orange Julius stand there stores down…
Damn you, smoothie places, for including strawberries in every single smoothie and being mystified when I ask for no strawberries.
Sincerely,
Very Allergic to Strawberries
@jakeline That’s like every damn trail mix including almonds, which I’m allergic to. I usually have to settle for the pseudo trail mixes which are basically just bags of mixed candy.
@cinoclav but shout out to bags of candy masquerading as trail mix. You make me feel less guilty about gorging on peanuts and offbrand m&ms
Vanilla with M&Ms - wait, no, that’s Coldstone.
Kiwi always catches my eye first, though I prefer them sliced and not whipped.
The waitress
Raspberry.
Mango
Peaches
Mango
The Jugs
I’ve transcended sexist pig to cute dirty old man.