But I CAN explain my house! It was already here when I bought the land. And the strange things in my house are mostly me and my stuff. Noises? As long as they stay noises and don’t turn into something more physical (or malodorous, like a dead squirrel in the wall), I’m fine with them.
Omg, this happened to me yesterday! I’ve lived here ~25 yrs. For the first time ever, my bedroom door creaked itself open while I was across the room. Happened again later. I looked around, checked online for earthquakes, verified windows were closed - no explanation.
Also, I do smell perfume at random times.