Burned one on the 5 box edible arrangement (my coworkers seem to be enjoying it), and a second on the sous vide… can’t see myself needing this one, since I already bought the food, already bought a pair of bluetooth adapters, don’t need more belts and shave with a trimmer/safety razor…
@curtise I think Meh is passive-aggressively saying that if you were silly, desperate, or impulsive enough to buy this, then you’re not the sort of clientele that merits the extra work of a “funny picture”…
@curtise@shahnm That sort of clientele is Meh’s target demo though…I’m sure there’s a PowerPoint slide somewhere in Mediocre HQ titled “Ideal Meh Customer” with three overlapping circles labeled “silly”, “desperate”, and “impulsive”, with an arrow pointing to the area common to all three.
“I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.”
I bought the belts the last time they were on sale and I have to say, I’ve been happy with them – I don’t care for the look of the buckle (they look like something you’d find out of a 1986 JC Penney catalog) but for the utility and cost, I’m not sure if you can beat it – they seem well made and come in nice packaging…been wearing them for at least 3 months now and no problems. I lost and gain weight so quickly, so it saves me from having to figure out which belt to wear.
I use Schick razors and I bought nearly a life time supply last time they were up for sale… I think for $10 for both, it’s hard to go wrong.
I will take all the razor blades you don’t want. Morningsave had these blades for sale and I bought the razor at Wally World to try it. Results were less than my Gillette, but not to a degree I couldn’t live without it. I prefer long-term cheap shaving. So, Morningsave sucked me in again for a bunch of blades
Eh, I had a $5 coupon code from an order mixup anyway, for $5 I’ll grab an extra belt (I haven’t worn out any of these yet, despite weekday daily wear of the same one since they were first offered). and have snacks that if they suck eh, whatever. The rest of the stuff I can chuck into the holiday white elephant swap and be that cool person with the most random WE concoction that everyone fights over because (at least in my circles) the entertainment value is more valuable than the practical value.
If you fuckers pulled up and gave these away for free at the local parking lot carnival all day long, the strip mall would charge you a clean up fee and the local constabulary would cite thee for littering.
So I heard that Arie used this to persuade Lauren to take him back. It’s a shame they cut that from the footage and didn’t include it in a multi-camera, unedited hour of awkward. Meh could have blown up from that kind of exposure.
“Look, yogurt pretzels. These expire soon, we better eat some.”