Burned one on the 5 box edible arrangement (my coworkers seem to be enjoying it), and a second on the sous vide… can’t see myself needing this one, since I already bought the food, already bought a pair of bluetooth adapters, don’t need more belts and shave with a trimmer/safety razor…
@Lazarpandar If you were a Meh VMP and then also funded the Casemates kickstarter for $60 or more, then you have access to the coupon and some free crap tonight. Otherwise, you win.
@dave between this unforgivable (shortcutting, perhaps cheating?) duplicate face calamity and the original lack of a funny pic, does the newest intern still work at Meh?
Worst fake BOC ever. Neither of my children was impressed with the food from the edible arrangements (although they loved the presentation and the boxes).
Looks like it’s basically a double-priced fuku, but without the fun of fooling yourself into thinking you might get something good while you wait for it to arrive.
@meh427 I think the only art they have of those belts out of the box shows two per picture. I’ve seen that every time the belts were sold, even in other colors.
@curtise I think Meh is passive-aggressively saying that if you were silly, desperate, or impulsive enough to buy this, then you’re not the sort of clientele that merits the extra work of a “funny picture”…
@curtise@shahnm That sort of clientele is Meh’s target demo though…I’m sure there’s a PowerPoint slide somewhere in Mediocre HQ titled “Ideal Meh Customer” with three overlapping circles labeled “silly”, “desperate”, and “impulsive”, with an arrow pointing to the area common to all three.
“I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.”
I bought the belts the last time they were on sale and I have to say, I’ve been happy with them – I don’t care for the look of the buckle (they look like something you’d find out of a 1986 JC Penney catalog) but for the utility and cost, I’m not sure if you can beat it – they seem well made and come in nice packaging…been wearing them for at least 3 months now and no problems. I lost and gain weight so quickly, so it saves me from having to figure out which belt to wear.
I use Schick razors and I bought nearly a life time supply last time they were up for sale… I think for $10 for both, it’s hard to go wrong.
@styloroc If I didn’t already have 2 Nexbelts and also a lifetime supply of the razors, I totally would have gotten this just for them, and given away the “food.”
@yeppers I went ahead and bought a couple of orders; the razors and belts are going to go into my bug out bag/luggage. Might give the food to bums/useless coworkers.
I will take all the razor blades you don’t want. Morningsave had these blades for sale and I bought the razor at Wally World to try it. Results were less than my Gillette, but not to a degree I couldn’t live without it. I prefer long-term cheap shaving. So, Morningsave sucked me in again for a bunch of blades
Eh, I had a $5 coupon code from an order mixup anyway, for $5 I’ll grab an extra belt (I haven’t worn out any of these yet, despite weekday daily wear of the same one since they were first offered). and have snacks that if they suck eh, whatever. The rest of the stuff I can chuck into the holiday white elephant swap and be that cool person with the most random WE concoction that everyone fights over because (at least in my circles) the entertainment value is more valuable than the practical value.
@RogerWilco back in the day when I was a single lad, this prize package looks like something I’d give to an ex girlfriend to show her how much I still care about her.
If you fuckers pulled up and gave these away for free at the local parking lot carnival all day long, the strip mall would charge you a clean up fee and the local constabulary would cite thee for littering.
Ok so i have the edibles,belt,and razors, all nice items but not tonight.Oh and why show multiple items if your offering one very misleading stop please.
This is the kind of thing Meh sells where I simply shake my head and gawp — á la Rodney Dangerfield in a forgotten straight-to-video movie — that a single person has clicked Buy.
I got the Bluetooth adapter from a previous deal and it does not work. At all. Save your money if that’s the thing you’re after. Mine went straight to e-waste recycling.
So I heard that Arie used this to persuade Lauren to take him back. It’s a shame they cut that from the footage and didn’t include it in a multi-camera, unedited hour of awkward. Meh could have blown up from that kind of exposure.
“Look, yogurt pretzels. These expire soon, we better eat some.”
“Yeah.”
“[crunching] Okay?”
“Okay.”
Okay, as expected, I got two of the same belt. Anyone want to trade for a red white and blue belt, new in package? I’ll throw in a couple sweet bluetooth adapters.
Specs
Food:
Belt:
Bluetooth:
Supports EDR and A2DP
Razors:
What’s in the Box?
1x 3-box tower of Edible Arrangements
1x Nexbelt belt (random Snow or Admiral color)
1x 30-pin Bluetooth adapter
5x Hydro 3 Refills
Warranty
90 day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
/youtube Baby come back
@jsh139
/youtube you don’t love me anymore
@medz
/youtube Chicago It’s hard to say I’m sorry
@jsh139 This is one more song in my top 10.
Last ditch effort to get the final holdouts to use their last vmpbribe coupon…
@shahnm Certainly seems that way!
Burned one on the 5 box edible arrangement (my coworkers seem to be enjoying it), and a second on the sous vide… can’t see myself needing this one, since I already bought the food, already bought a pair of bluetooth adapters, don’t need more belts and shave with a trimmer/safety razor…
Nice try, meh
@shahnm how do I know if I get VMPBRIBE or not and when does it expire? I’ve been a VMP since right before they shut down the program.
@Lazarpandar If you were a Meh VMP and then also funded the Casemates kickstarter for $60 or more, then you have access to the coupon and some free crap tonight. Otherwise, you win.
@shahnm I’ve still got all three code uses and even at free after coupon this bag of crap ain’t gonna pry one of those codes loase.
@RedOak @shahnm I have two codes left, but otherwise my thoughts echo yours. I bow before your superior resilience!
@RedOak @shahnm you said it, friend. This is the Mehest Meh has ever Meh’d. If there was $20 cash in the box I don’t think I’d click Buy.
@RedOak
Haha, I guess I should have waited 3 min for that next beer.
I see a lot of stuff for 10 bucks and I hit buy. I’m a simple man
@Kross I’m an idiot, and I still didn’t buy tonight’s pile of… stuff.
@shahnm It’s the lack of batteries, isn’t it?
@narfcake Am I so obvious…?
@shahnm
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It is Caturday, though:
/image battery cat
There’s no funny last image! It’s the end of an era.
@Zelucifer Maybe it’s one of those slow-actin’ gifs. I’ll watch for another five minutes or so…
@Zelucifer No photos in the specs either. It must be a weekend.
@Zelucifer the entire collection is pretty funny to me.
@Zelucifer Oops, sorry about that, we’ve got one now.
@dave @Zelucifer I guess you’ll… say anything…
@dave @Zelucifer I guess I wasted my time making one! Oh well, at least I had the same picture idea, way down there vvvv
@dave @shahnm @Zelucifer This comment makes a lot more sense after viewing the new joke image.
I already bought almost all of this stuff from you the first time- don’t blame me for your warehouse problems.
@sammydog01 Nope. But there’s a goat to blame instead.
Isn’t today’s meh face the same as the one for the very first deal (Kickstarter day-zero shirt excluded)?
@lljk Yes, yes it is:
@lljk Oops, give me a minute.
@dave @lljk The face has changed. The truth is out there…
/image x files
@dave between this unforgivable (shortcutting, perhaps cheating?) duplicate face calamity and the original lack of a funny pic, does the newest intern still work at Meh?
Or did they get promoted?
Worst fake BOC ever. Neither of my children was impressed with the food from the edible arrangements (although they loved the presentation and the boxes).
@Felton10 My coworkers scarfed down most of it within a couple of days; I’m still looking for a taker for the Schick Hydro 3 blades though…
that picture shows two belts. I would have bought it with 2. Damn.
@RogerWilco I have the Snow color, and it is nice belt to wear with golf shorts.
I came for the razor refills, but I’m staying for the belt and snacks. Pretty solid bundle!
Looks like it’s basically a double-priced fuku, but without the fun of fooling yourself into thinking you might get something good while you wait for it to arrive.
Is the edible arrangement going to come back as many times as the heart burn you get from eating all that shit.
I can’t believe I bought this. I am so in need of help.
Remnant sale.
One belt? Picture shows two. Ohhh random. Meh - just lost me !!!
@meh427 I’ve learned to always read the specs.
Glad I’m not the only one.
@meh427 I think the only art they have of those belts out of the box shows two per picture. I’ve seen that every time the belts were sold, even in other colors.
@RogerWilco - at the end of the day (buyer beware)
@yeppers - I’m glad I bought 4 of them last time they were sold. Love those belts.
This is the ol’ bag of crap except you know in advance what the crap is. That’s not as fun.
@h8uat And you don’t get the bag.
So meh picks the food and the belt? - pass
This is such crap lol
Just the belt alone is with it - seriously
@jmhsrv So with it.
Where is the funny picture in the product gallery?
@curtise I think Meh is passive-aggressively saying that if you were silly, desperate, or impulsive enough to buy this, then you’re not the sort of clientele that merits the extra work of a “funny picture”…
@curtise Oops, we’ve got one now.
@curtise @shahnm That sort of clientele is Meh’s target demo though…I’m sure there’s a PowerPoint slide somewhere in Mediocre HQ titled “Ideal Meh Customer” with three overlapping circles labeled “silly”, “desperate”, and “impulsive”, with an arrow pointing to the area common to all three.
@dave Thanks! And it is an excellent one, may I say!
@curtise @dave
“I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.”
TL; DR = Meh.
@curtise @dave I agee, it made me laugh out loud
Are you kidding me? Not a chance in hell.
I bought the belts the last time they were on sale and I have to say, I’ve been happy with them – I don’t care for the look of the buckle (they look like something you’d find out of a 1986 JC Penney catalog) but for the utility and cost, I’m not sure if you can beat it – they seem well made and come in nice packaging…been wearing them for at least 3 months now and no problems. I lost and gain weight so quickly, so it saves me from having to figure out which belt to wear.
I use Schick razors and I bought nearly a life time supply last time they were up for sale… I think for $10 for both, it’s hard to go wrong.
@styloroc If I didn’t already have 2 Nexbelts and also a lifetime supply of the razors, I totally would have gotten this just for them, and given away the “food.”
@yeppers I went ahead and bought a couple of orders; the razors and belts are going to go into my bug out bag/luggage. Might give the food to bums/useless coworkers.
This is almost worth it just for the razor blades. Damn things are stupid expensive.
/image contagious-versed-mango
/giphy contagious-versed-mango
@narfcake That must have been a hell of a mango.
I will take all the razor blades you don’t want. Morningsave had these blades for sale and I bought the razor at Wally World to try it. Results were less than my Gillette, but not to a degree I couldn’t live without it. I prefer long-term cheap shaving. So, Morningsave sucked me in again for a bunch of blades
@mfladd Nothing I’ve tried are as good as the Fusion Pro Glide, but these and the Dorco 6 bladed ones are good enough.
@mfladd I don’t have a handle that fits these; what’s a cheap one that will work?
Another overpriced Fuku, pass.
Eh, I had a $5 coupon code from an order mixup anyway, for $5 I’ll grab an extra belt (I haven’t worn out any of these yet, despite weekday daily wear of the same one since they were first offered). and have snacks that if they suck eh, whatever. The rest of the stuff I can chuck into the holiday white elephant swap and be that cool person with the most random WE concoction that everyone fights over because (at least in my circles) the entertainment value is more valuable than the practical value.
The perfect gift for the ex girlfriend you’re trying to sort of impress.
@jjohns71 lolwut?
@RogerWilco back in the day when I was a single lad, this prize package looks like something I’d give to an ex girlfriend to show her how much I still care about her.
Do I just post my address for my fans?
Fuck
affordable-trusting-fan
If you fuckers pulled up and gave these away for free at the local parking lot carnival all day long, the strip mall would charge you a clean up fee and the local constabulary would cite thee for littering.
Give ‘em hell, @karamazovsdevil!
I would totally buy this if the meh-xchange hadn’t just happened since I would have totally filled it with this.
A win them back bundle? Your False hope is going to add one more heartbreak to today’s question.
I got the Bluetooth adapter a while back, and it works fine with my speakers with docking station.
I’ve eaten about half of my other edible arrangements three-tiered set.
I only shave two or three times a week, so I’ve got a bunch of blades in the closet, but I guess I’ll eventually use them.
@craigthom And I’m sure that Meh will offer you more blades for your closet, at least once a month.
Ok so i have the edibles,belt,and razors, all nice items but not tonight.Oh and why show multiple items if your offering one very misleading stop please.
So do you get three boxes with three different snacks total or three boxes with eight different snacks total?
@GLaDOS Yes, something like that. (Actually, I counted 9 different snacks total, but you might want to throw one of those away.)
This is the kind of thing Meh sells where I simply shake my head and gawp — á la Rodney Dangerfield in a forgotten straight-to-video movie — that a single person has clicked Buy.
Long time stalker, here… this is the WTF-iest bundle of shame I have ever seen on either site…and I am a little tipsy right now.
see what VMP makes you do?
/giphy kindly-loveable-tea
Well then thank GOD I don’t have VMP - oh, damn it all, erratic-juicy-furniture:
Sigh… Why am I such a sucker?!?
Aw, crap.
@unmlobo300 - Yes, but are you going to buy it?
I got the Bluetooth adapter from a previous deal and it does not work. At all. Save your money if that’s the thing you’re after. Mine went straight to e-waste recycling.
@uscpsycho Mine is pretty decent. I never lost connectivity within 20’ or so.
/giphy conflicting results
@uscpsycho Mine works, too.
What VMP coupons?
@jzmacdaddy those who kickstarted casemates and did it in time while there were coupons left.
@jzmacdaddy @Kidsandliz Which was totally unfair, since I live in a state wine.meh won’t ship to.
@craigthom
You could have still backed it. (I know that some people in the same predicament still backed them).
I mean, I almost backed them even though I’ll never be buying any wine from them. (I was considering doing so for the t-shirt.)
@craigthom I prefer pumpkin spiced rum to wine and I’m a Casemates Kickstarter. (Don’t tell them that.)
/buy
@hems79 It worked! Your order number is: blunt-willing-sofa
/image blunt willing sofa
/giphy blunt-willing-sofa
Ratcheting belts like that are nice IMHO. I almost got this for that and the BT adapter, but realized that I don’t have a 30 pin dock.
@ArmchairGamer how can you be a meh customer and NOT have a 30-pin dock?
Ya know what? This is a fantastic bundle.
I would have read the specs. I thought 2 belts. Ugh
/giphy squealing-unhelpful-argon
Belt alone worth it. Bluetooth useful too.
I like the bundles that have some sort of theme. This is just random crap they had a lot of, laying around.
Looks like a pile of Dookie that fell off the Dollars Store truck…
I actually like the Nexbelts but I have no use for a potentially all-white belt since I stopped performing in a Bee Gees tribute band.
@aetris So did your Bee Gee’s tribute band always looks just like the Beatles?
@cinoclav - Actually, I suspect they are wearing suspenders.
/ buy 2
@MrTanner will that work? Figured it was a good test since I wouldn’t be heartbroken if it didn’t.
/buy
@MrTanner It worked! Your order number is: common-regular-ant
/image common regular ant
So I heard that Arie used this to persuade Lauren to take him back. It’s a shame they cut that from the footage and didn’t include it in a multi-camera, unedited hour of awkward. Meh could have blown up from that kind of exposure.
“Look, yogurt pretzels. These expire soon, we better eat some.”
“Yeah.”
“[crunching] Okay?”
“Okay.”
/buy
@xn42 It worked! Your order number is: sudden-misted-anteater
/image sudden misted anteater
throw this and half the crap on MS into a fuku and be done with it.
sell something cool, unique and cheap
I must of been wasted Friday night, I do not remember ordering this!
/giphy oh well
Okay, as expected, I got two of the same belt. Anyone want to trade for a red white and blue belt, new in package? I’ll throw in a couple sweet bluetooth adapters.
Well my coworkers plowed through those yogurt pretzels pretty quickly, so I guess they couldn’t be that bad!