I’m touch adverse and If someone approaches me, I’ll be in the next room, m’kay? Thanks. Y’all can touch in any consentual way you want, feet included but count me out.
I don’t need a foot massager. In fact, we had one for years, but never used it, so I gave it to our cleaning lady before we moved away from California.
I once got a haircut in Thailand, and at the same time they gave me a manicure and pedicure, and included a foot massage. That was soooo nice! And the whole thing cost less than any one of those things would cost in the US.
Because I still need to find a way to get rid of the foot pain from a 2 year old accident that fractured my left heel. The doctor says it’s plantar fasicitis but I think it’s more than that. I get plan that feels like crinkled paper that was set on fire. Some socks feel better than others (Gold Toe is still my favorite) and the flip flips I am wearing have cushioned grooves that lessen the pain. I do ok walking; being still is when all the aches and pain occur.
Manually massaging my foot feels good so I am going to try and see if today’s automatic massager does well while I sit.
I was at a conference once and they had a store nearby that had the greatest (and incredibly expensive) massage chair that included a foot massage. I wanted that chair so much. I went in twice a day to sit in it.
A foot massage as part of the chair is fine. Buying something just for just a foot massage not so much so. I can reach my feet and so can save my money if I want one.
I don’t. Stay away from my feet, ya weirdos
Because an 11 inch massage is just strange.
@yakkoTDI Massages come in all shapes and sizes!
you’re an all-star
Do I need a reason to want a massage of any type?
@tinamarie1974 I think that day-to-day life these days is more than enough reason…
@ELJAY yeah, sadly I haven’t had one since before covid. My ME account has been on hold for so long it makes me sad
I still one one, I just won’t at the moment
My feet need TLC after I get them out of my mouth!
@Evansdoor
Because it makes me happy
Because I deserve one, dammit.
Sciatica caused by pinched nerve making feet very painful to the touch. Massaging desensitizes them a little.
@ZeroCharisma
@bmf Yes.
DON’T TOUCH ME!
The judge said I can only ask for this type of massage here.
I’m touch adverse and If someone approaches me, I’ll be in the next room, m’kay? Thanks. Y’all can touch in any consentual way you want, feet included but count me out.
Because I want one.
I don’t need a foot massager. In fact, we had one for years, but never used it, so I gave it to our cleaning lady before we moved away from California.
Because I just had a killer foot cramp.
Foot massages are nice and relaxing.
I’m ticklish and I’ve found a whopping one person that was able to give me a foot massage without being tickled to death. It’s been years.
I don’t know. What’s her name?
Because I run a lot.
I could also use a spa pedicure.
Because I am the emperor of the known universe and it is a service that my subjects must provide to me.
I once got a haircut in Thailand, and at the same time they gave me a manicure and pedicure, and included a foot massage. That was soooo nice! And the whole thing cost less than any one of those things would cost in the US.
@Kyeh that sounds delightful!!
Because it’s going to get uncomfortably wedged in the ass of whoever writes these stupid t-shirt jokes.
I haven’t bought new shoes since 2018. Not because I can’t afford them or anything I just really don’t have a great reason. I should go get new shoes.
Because I can’t stop playing Just Dance 2021. >.>
@Wolfidy Favorite Just Dance song?
Because I still need to find a way to get rid of the foot pain from a 2 year old accident that fractured my left heel. The doctor says it’s plantar fasicitis but I think it’s more than that. I get plan that feels like crinkled paper that was set on fire. Some socks feel better than others (Gold Toe is still my favorite) and the flip flips I am wearing have cushioned grooves that lessen the pain. I do ok walking; being still is when all the aches and pain occur.
Manually massaging my foot feels good so I am going to try and see if today’s automatic massager does well while I sit.
Concur with the “I don’t’s” and most of their comments.
Because I’ve been playing DDR since 1999.
Neck/shoulder massage: aaahhhh…
Foot massage: meh.
I was at a conference once and they had a store nearby that had the greatest (and incredibly expensive) massage chair that included a foot massage. I wanted that chair so much. I went in twice a day to sit in it.
A foot massage as part of the chair is fine. Buying something just for just a foot massage not so much so. I can reach my feet and so can save my money if I want one.