Because they need to stay competitive with power credit unions.
Power banks are MADE OF PEOPLE
@awk
They are made out of recycled AOL CDs
Because there’s limited space in the refrigerator.
Everyone is moving to digital currency instead of charging.
Because when you have multiples in the drawer, they they propagate. Overpopulation!
@katbyter overpowerpulation. sorry.
THERE’S NO WHERE TO GO!!!
Bane promised power to the people, now that his kickstarter to Batman’s face is fully funded, he’s making good on it.
New phone batteries last longer
The fed has wireless power transmission tech and has promised to release it soon. So power banks are unnecessary.
@jcdunn Remember this totally-not-a-joke-but-you-should-not-try-it-anyway feature that Apple released several years back? /image Apple Wave
/image Apple Wave results
Banks?
Because that’s where the money is.
I finally found a use for that trunk full of dead hookers.
They’re having a fire sale to fund their defense team in a power suit. /giphy battery fire
It’s all ball bearings these days. Do you need a refresher course?
@markkorn
They replaced speaker docks They replaced candy corn /giphy candy corn
Because they need to stay competitive with power credit unions.
Power banks are MADE OF PEOPLE
@awk
They are made out of recycled AOL CDs
Because there’s limited space in the refrigerator.
Everyone is moving to digital currency instead of charging.
Because when you have multiples in the drawer, they they propagate. Overpopulation!
@katbyter overpowerpulation. sorry.
THERE’S NO WHERE TO GO!!!
Bane promised power to the people, now that his kickstarter to Batman’s face is fully funded, he’s making good on it.
New phone batteries last longer
The fed has wireless power transmission tech and has promised to release it soon. So power banks are unnecessary.
@jcdunn Remember this totally-not-a-joke-but-you-should-not-try-it-anyway feature that Apple released several years back?
/image Apple Wave
/image Apple Wave results
Banks?
Because that’s where the money is.
I finally found a use for that trunk full of dead hookers.
They’re having a fire sale to fund their defense team in a power suit.
/giphy battery fire
It’s all ball bearings these days. Do you need a refresher course?
@markkorn
They replaced speaker docks
They replaced candy corn
/giphy candy corn