What’s this energy you speak of?
Complex cellular processes involving adenosine triphosphate and stuff like that.
@awk Look at you! Gettin your Krebs on at your age! /giphy krebs cycle
The sun. Not in a Superman kind of way. It’s just almost all energy is derived in some way from sunlight.
@melonscoop Same, but it is in the Superman way, which explains why I can most often be found inside, sitting down.
/image refrigerator
chocolate
Staying vertical. As long as I’m on my feet I’m awake. Sit down and I’m toast.
Freaking SLEEP. Which I’m not doing right now. (Paging @eonfifty.)
@TheFLP Sorry, I was sleeping /image goat sleeping
@eonfifty
Aww, how cute. But I’ve been on the internet long enough to know it probably isn’t you.
@TheFLP You who? I was sleeping. One a.m. is very late, even almost early, in the Winter. /image goat in winter clear night sky
I can believe you were sleeping. But I doubt you’re that cute.
@TheFLP IDK, I’m might be cuter
USB, usually
Living right good genes, not to mention the medallion that I recovered from the body of he dead gray.
Coffee. Energy drinks. Caffeinated gum or soap or beef jerky on occasion. I’m a jittery mess.
@cpierce caffeinated beef jerky? What is this magic?
@cpierce Soap isn’t tasty, caffeinated or otherwise.
Lucas batteries
Healthy diet, regular exercise, and adequate sleep. Boring, I know.
100% whiskey
Higgs boson . . . .
SUGAR!!
Too much junk food.
A constant stream of caffeine, nicotine, and caffeine.
@JoetatoChip you had me up till the nicotine.
@JoetatoChip @unksol E-cigs
I steal it from small children.
@TheCO2 HEY! Give that back. Right now mister. I will call your mother.
@TheCO2 Huh, most cases I’ve seen it’s the other way around.
@TheCO2 I’m convinced my children are energy vampires. I had so much more before they came along.
@regnowsin @TheCO2 They really are and by the time they are grown up and gone all your energy will be spent
@fairchild521 @regnowsin @macromeh Maybe I should have said, “I try to steal it back…”
The sun.
I’m surprised no one said “candy corn”.
@JT954
The blood of my enemies.
Carbs, lots of them.
Sniffing the top of babies’ heads. Their essence sustains me.
@medz I dare you to do that to strange adults, in public places.
Coffee and Mt Dew. Doesn’t work very well lately.
I voted for Success. Knowing I did something that had positive results gives me the energy to keep going.
Chili Cheese Fritos.
Mt. Dew is my life
I steal my energy from pesky kids
Vyvanse
mc^2
@mehcuda67 This answer is so full of win.
I don’t have any. zzzz…
What’s this energy you speak of?
Complex cellular processes involving adenosine triphosphate and stuff like that.
@awk Look at you!
Gettin your Krebs on at your age!
/giphy krebs cycle
The sun. Not in a Superman kind of way. It’s just almost all energy is derived in some way from sunlight.
@melonscoop Same, but it is in the Superman way, which explains why I can most often be found inside, sitting down.
/image refrigerator
chocolate
Staying vertical. As long as I’m on my feet I’m awake. Sit down and I’m toast.
Freaking SLEEP. Which I’m not doing right now. (Paging @eonfifty.)
@TheFLP Sorry, I was sleeping
/image goat sleeping
@eonfifty
Aww, how cute. But I’ve been on the internet long enough to know it probably isn’t you.
@TheFLP You who? I was sleeping. One a.m. is very late, even almost early, in the Winter.
/image goat in winter clear night sky
@eonfifty
I can believe you were sleeping. But I doubt you’re that cute.
@TheFLP IDK, I’m might be cuter
USB, usually
Living right good genes, not to mention the medallion that I recovered from the body of he dead gray.
Coffee. Energy drinks. Caffeinated gum or soap or beef jerky on occasion. I’m a jittery mess.
@cpierce caffeinated beef jerky? What is this magic?
@cpierce Soap isn’t tasty, caffeinated or otherwise.
Lucas batteries
Healthy diet, regular exercise, and adequate sleep.
Boring, I know.
100% whiskey
Higgs boson . . . .
SUGAR!!
Too much junk food.
A constant stream of caffeine, nicotine, and caffeine.
@JoetatoChip you had me up till the nicotine.
@JoetatoChip @unksol E-cigs
I steal it from small children.
@TheCO2 HEY! Give that back. Right now mister. I will call your mother.
@TheCO2 Huh, most cases I’ve seen it’s the other way around.
@TheCO2 I’m convinced my children are energy vampires. I had so much more before they came along.
@regnowsin @TheCO2 They really are and by the time they are grown up and gone all your energy will be spent
@fairchild521 @regnowsin @macromeh Maybe I should have said, “I try to steal it back…”
The sun.
I’m surprised no one said “candy corn”.
@JT954
The blood of my enemies.
Carbs, lots of them.
Sniffing the top of babies’ heads. Their essence sustains me.
@medz I dare you to do that to strange adults, in public places.
Coffee and Mt Dew. Doesn’t work very well lately.
I voted for Success. Knowing I did something that had positive results gives me the energy to keep going.
Chili Cheese Fritos.
Mt. Dew is my life
I steal my energy from pesky kids
Vyvanse
mc^2
@mehcuda67 This answer is so full of win.
I don’t have any. zzzz…