When waiting for an IRK to be delivered do you:

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  1. Keep opening the front door to see if it there yet.
  2. Don’t even know or care it is coming that day as you have gotten such crap before.
  3. Keep promising yourself this will be the last you order, but keep coming back as you are a glutton for punishment.
  4. Can think of nothing else that day since you have nothing better going on in your life.
  5. Hope you can sneak the box in the house and hide it before your spouse sees it as she doesn’t know you have ordered another one.
  6. Hope you get something that vibrates.
  7. Keep wondering where you life has gone to get so excited over this.
  8. Add your own feelings if none of the above is applicable.