@hchavers@Lynnerizer@mehcuda67 if men started wearing makeup, the mens version would likely be 1/3 of what women spend AND it would be a one step process.
@kerryzero Both incongruent (e.g. two eyebrows of different length) and incongruous (e.g. eyebrows that don’t match the color of the rest of your hair) make for a pretty frightening look.
So mostly I use makeup while being spooky to accentuate looking dead, but Zoom has made me aware that, for real world stuff? Probably I need to add some blush so I can convince people I’m alive.
Although I did find a nice zombie backdrop, just in case I forget.
I miss makeup sex. When you’re still so recently married that your wife still puts on makeup before you make love. After a really good bout, the pillow looks like somebody used it to suffocate a clown.
Just skip the makeup. You’re beautiful without it.
Where’s the option: “I’m masculine, so I have no idea.”
@hchavers
Or the option I look better without it!!
@hchavers @Lynnerizer If wearing makeup becomes mainstream for men, they’ll first have to market it as surface prep, primer and colorcoat.
@hchavers @Lynnerizer @mehcuda67 if men started wearing makeup, the mens version would likely be 1/3 of what women spend AND it would be a one step process.
@hchavers @Lynnerizer @mehcuda67 @tinamarie1974
And it would take under a minute to complete.
And results would be consistent and repeatable.
The closer you look to this handsome & powerful gentleman at the end of your session, the better you’ll do with the ladies!
@tohar1 will I do ok with the men? Am I doing this right???
@RiotDemon Works for me, anyways!
@RiotDemon @tohar1 So your vote would be eyeliner? (Amazing look - those contacts are scary!)
@RiotDemon @tohar1 I have those contacts!
Foundation! Just look at Tammy Faye.
@yakkoTDI Does anybody under the age of 40 know who Tammy Faye is?
I’m old enough to remember her and I would contend that her mascara and eye shadow contributed far more to her garish appearance than her foundation.
@DrWorm Honestly it depends on the year. I have seen some photos from her earlier life where she looks normal.
Mascara. Make people think you are awake.
@heartny Yes! If nothing else, I have to wear mascara.
@iluvmingos Ditto. I never leave home without it.
@heartny @iluvmingos Eyeliner + mascara. I do like that I don’t have to wear anything else with a mask, maybe concealer.
@heartny @i would not have thought of mascara as the single thing someone would use. I thought it was lipstick. (Pre-pandemic mask era)
@Fuzzalini @heartny I am WAY too uncoordinated to put on eyeliner, lol. I’ve tried and look like I have a black eye.
Definitely eyebrow stamps. The more incongruent and frightening the better! If meh ever sells eyebrow stamps, I will buy them. To frighten people.
I probably meant incongruous. Meh.
@kerryzero Both incongruent (e.g. two eyebrows of different length) and incongruous (e.g. eyebrows that don’t match the color of the rest of your hair) make for a pretty frightening look.
@kerryzero They did sell those hideous eye shadow “stamp” things about a year or so ago. I don’t understand why anyone would ever need them.
Forget expensive blush and eye shadow… Red food colouring and watercolours!
Trowel & paint roller.
You can save money by also using your lipstick as blush.
I voted contouring just because it’s the most feminizing part for those of us that need that kind of thing.
Just sit there and lick your eyebrows…
Wait, “makeup”?
Oh, I thought you said “makeout.”
Obviously the cholas of the 90’s got it right with the dark brown lipliner.
@kittykat9180 It’s all about the butthole lips. What man or woman doesn’t want to plant a sloppy wet kiss on a butthole?
@kittykat9180
@goldnectar @kittykat9180
I don’t.
So mostly I use makeup while being spooky to accentuate looking dead, but Zoom has made me aware that, for real world stuff? Probably I need to add some blush so I can convince people I’m alive.
Although I did find a nice zombie backdrop, just in case I forget.
@brainmist Don’t mess with the blush. A little bit of green accent lighting from the sides would do wonders.
I have 3 witty replies, but couldn’t choose just one, so you tell me which I should go with…
@phendrick
Makeup success? Is that like with “makeup sex”?
@phendrick
Makeup success? You mean when facial recognition AI won’t work?
@phendrick
Makeup success? Why don’t you just ask Nancy Pelosi?; she always looks downright irresistible! (It’s got to be the makeup.)
@phendrick lol
voting for the makeup sex
I miss makeup sex. When you’re still so recently married that your wife still puts on makeup before you make love. After a really good bout, the pillow looks like somebody used it to suffocate a clown.
Not wearing any