You know, I’m going to be dragged into walking in a parade this month. Maybe I can insure no one ever let’s me do it again. All I need to do is chuck these instead of candy.
WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW IS THAT THESE TINY WRESTLERS ARE ACTUALLY PRO WRESTLERS WHO DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT IN THE INTERSTELLAR LEAGUES!!! THE BEST THING TO DO WITH THEM IS TO KEEP THEM SAFE UNTIL AREA 51 SCIENTISTS CAN DECODE THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ALIEN SPACE SHRINK RAY WEAPON AND REVERSE THIS TERRIBLE CALAMITY!!! IF ONLY THEY HAD PURCHASED SOME BRAIN FORCE AND DNA FORCE PLUS THEN THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN IMMUNE!!! BUY IT AT MY STORE!!!
It was the line about Halloween that made me order the big pack of these. Last year we gave away fidget spinners for Halloween. This year, we’ll have tiny wrestlers AND fidget spinners.
When I was little, my brothers and I replaced the characters in Mom’s nativity scene with the larger WWF figurines from the 80s. Complete with toilet paper togas. She was so proud?
Give each one a little vest from tinfoil and tape on a swatch of plaid fabric. Reenact scenes from Braveheart in stop animation app. Upload to youtube. Profit.
My kid’s teacher has a treasure box (like some dentist or doctor offices have) to give kids a reward for positive behavior/efforts. Maybe I’ll give her class some of these to see if kids will pick them as a prize. It’s got to be better than the Oriental Trading Post crap that is likely in there.
/image oriental trading post treasure
Leave them in the meh.com warehouse.
I can’t discuss that in polite company.
Send some buyers to Funko or something geeze…
Halloween handouts!
@medz
Not on my neighborhood.
@medz i don’t want my house egged.
They’d probably look pretty cool going through an industrial shredder. I can’t think of any other reason to want any of these.
Make fun videos! Like Mr. Bill!
Cat toys.
@heartny my sister’s cat has mastered a full body slide that would take them all out at once. It’s impressive, albeit anger-inducing.
You know, I’m going to be dragged into walking in a parade this month. Maybe I can insure no one ever let’s me do it again. All I need to do is chuck these instead of candy.
@simplersimon do it!
Target practice.
Send them on space missions using model rockets.
My dog needs more chew toys.
Potato gun ammo.
It’s all fun until somebody loses an eye.
@2many2no even then, it’s still fun for everyone that still has two eyes
Drill a hole through their heads, from ear to ear, and use em like beads to make a necklace.
Kindling for a fire. How well do they burn?
WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW IS THAT THESE TINY WRESTLERS ARE ACTUALLY PRO WRESTLERS WHO DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT IN THE INTERSTELLAR LEAGUES!!! THE BEST THING TO DO WITH THEM IS TO KEEP THEM SAFE UNTIL AREA 51 SCIENTISTS CAN DECODE THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ALIEN SPACE SHRINK RAY WEAPON AND REVERSE THIS TERRIBLE CALAMITY!!! IF ONLY THEY HAD PURCHASED SOME BRAIN FORCE AND DNA FORCE PLUS THEN THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN IMMUNE!!! BUY IT AT MY STORE!!!
@AlexJones “Not a gonna do it !!”
@AlexJones That’s the first reasonable thing you’ve said, Rachel.
It was the line about Halloween that made me order the big pack of these. Last year we gave away fidget spinners for Halloween. This year, we’ll have tiny wrestlers AND fidget spinners.
I had ordered the small set as a gag gift for my brother until the Halloween idea. Then I went back and got the 64 pack.
When I was little, my brothers and I replaced the characters in Mom’s nativity scene with the larger WWF figurines from the 80s. Complete with toilet paper togas. She was so proud?
@DRBARBER
I keep trying to get @ChadP to make a wrestling card or cut a promo with them.
Burn them… burn them all. Or put all the remaining stock into one “as yet unnamed FUKO replacement product” and really ruin someones day.
JUST DON’T DO IT !!
It’s obvious. See the last picture.
@llangley Your dog must be tiny.
@sammydog01 Oh, yes…that. Fake SNACKS then!
I’M GETTING SNACKS??? omg, thank you!!
@llangley That doggie would get all of my snacks!
Strategically hide them all in a friend’s house.
@arielleslie What the hell is in my coffee cup?-
Give them away when kids buy a happy meal or kids meal. Once the kids get them in a meal,than they will want to collect more of them. Daneene
Attach string loops to their heads and sell them on eBay as Christmas tree ornaments.
A scene from Gulliver’s Travels? But instead of rope you use wrestling ring rope?
Give each one a little vest from tinfoil and tape on a swatch of plaid fabric. Reenact scenes from Braveheart in stop animation app. Upload to youtube. Profit.
Does anyone else have one of those charity theme Christmas tree contests?add metal eyes ontop and ribbons and you have 128 ornaments of a theme tree
My kid’s teacher has a treasure box (like some dentist or doctor offices have) to give kids a reward for positive behavior/efforts. Maybe I’ll give her class some of these to see if kids will pick them as a prize. It’s got to be better than the Oriental Trading Post crap that is likely in there.
/image oriental trading post treasure