@Koolhandjoe But if you do find any more of that caffeine gum, send it here. The 20-pack or so supply I bought when it was available has almost run out, and soon I’ll be forced to move on to backup supplies of other, less safe stimulants.
@shahnm Haha, my answer would have included a 30-pin speaker dock and melted candy corn as well, but with a TENS unit and some unidentifiable and inexcusable bluetooth device imbedded.
@andrewkl@Koolhandjoe If you watch the right auctions, you can get mannequins. Also, contact area clothing stores and let them know you’d be interested in their obsolete/ damaged mannequins.
@Koolhandjoe Look for store closing liquidations. They’re usually selling everything, right down to the walls. Once acquired, I’d LOVE to be a recipient of one of your new creations.
3,835 eldritch bluetooth speakers with a disturbingly non-euclidean geometry about them.
Irk’s pet wig.
11 left hands, 1 right hand that matches none of them (or does it?)
A bucket of toilet paper, unrolled (but clean… we hope.)
A mummified pigeon.
A live pigeon, looking slightly sick to the stomach but otherwise behaving ambivalently (he’s just playing it coo.)
A dusty roll of well-worn but lovely carpet. Inside the roll is a blue plastic toothbrush and a crinkled half-used tube of sensodyne.
A set of handlebars from a 1962 harley panhead, with rainbow streamers on the grips.
SQUIRREL!
A 2L bottle of Cactus Cooler and a pair of thick goggles. The bottle is sealed, but in the darkness a faint blue glow can be seen around the bottle. (Maybe don’t get too close to this one.)
An old red brick with three doll legs glued on either side. It’s lurking in a corner trying to look non-threatening, but not doing a very good job of it.
A small leather sack containing 32 glass marbles, including 3 large shooters. The colors can best be described as a mix of ‘yellowish-blue’ and ‘reddish-green.’ (Is that one shooter actually octarine?)
@Ghlitch my neighbor had some basement flooding recently. Apparently it was a swimming pool for who knows how long before she headed downstairs and discovered the surprise. First words out of my mouth when she told me…YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE A LEAK FROG!!!
A pallet of Martian watches. Look, I know you’ve got them. You know you’ve got them. What will anyone do with them? Probably nothing.
(OK, but what if there was a way to create some horrifying Martian/ Trackr combination, where mostly nothing happened, but every now and then the trackr reminded your Martian where you were?)
The door to the other world goes to that wild fantasy story from the morning save/mehrathon a few months back. The guy travels and meets some warrior in the woods who teaches him to swing an axe?? Anyone???
or just a little peace and self reflection
@Koolhandjoe But if you do find any more of that caffeine gum, send it here. The 20-pack or so supply I bought when it was available has almost run out, and soon I’ll be forced to move on to backup supplies of other, less safe stimulants.
@ShotgunX you will be first on the list
A 30-pin speaker dock encrusted with melted together candy corn and CBD gummies, with a pocket knife or two sticking out of it…
@shahnm Tomorrow could be speaker dock Friday again if that is what he finds
@shahnm Haha, my answer would have included a 30-pin speaker dock and melted candy corn as well, but with a TENS unit and some unidentifiable and inexcusable bluetooth device imbedded.
@mehcuda67 @shahnm these Frankenstein deals would haunt my nightmares if they weren’t already filled up with the rest of what we witnessed today.
The OTHERJOE!
or possibly a babadook
@ACraigL Which one?
Either more stuff for the IRK or some form of toxic mold whose fumes makes him do unspeakable things to dolls
The blackhole that swallowed Woot!
@hchavers
Or maybe one of these?
Maybe @matthew and @Moose and @JonT?!
@cinoclav Aw.
Mannequins. Horribly deformed mannequins.
KoolHandJoe is through playing with dolls.
@andrewkl if I could only get my hands on some full size mannequins… I have some full size skeleton parts I am saving for just that occasion
@andrewkl @Koolhandjoe If you watch the right auctions, you can get mannequins. Also, contact area clothing stores and let them know you’d be interested in their obsolete/ damaged mannequins.
@andrewkl @brainmist fantastic thanks
@Koolhandjoe Look for store closing liquidations. They’re usually selling everything, right down to the walls. Once acquired, I’d LOVE to be a recipient of one of your new creations.
A basket full of teeth - new, never used.
3,835 eldritch bluetooth speakers with a disturbingly non-euclidean geometry about them.
Irk’s pet wig.
11 left hands, 1 right hand that matches none of them (or does it?)
A bucket of toilet paper, unrolled (but clean… we hope.)
A mummified pigeon.
A live pigeon, looking slightly sick to the stomach but otherwise behaving ambivalently (he’s just playing it coo.)
A dusty roll of well-worn but lovely carpet. Inside the roll is a blue plastic toothbrush and a crinkled half-used tube of sensodyne.
A set of handlebars from a 1962 harley panhead, with rainbow streamers on the grips.
SQUIRREL!
A 2L bottle of Cactus Cooler and a pair of thick goggles. The bottle is sealed, but in the darkness a faint blue glow can be seen around the bottle. (Maybe don’t get too close to this one.)
An old red brick with three doll legs glued on either side. It’s lurking in a corner trying to look non-threatening, but not doing a very good job of it.
A small leather sack containing 32 glass marbles, including 3 large shooters. The colors can best be described as a mix of ‘yellowish-blue’ and ‘reddish-green.’ (Is that one shooter actually octarine?)
@jiltant And Schrodinger’s cat.
@jiltant @Kidsandliz toothbrush
sansa mp3 player
@jmoor783 oh god flashbacks to my days at Woot
@jmoor783 @Koolhandjoe Much like Goonies, Sansa media players never die
@jmoor783 @joebuddah @Koolhandjoe listening to one right now - has an FM tuner.
A door to a restaurant in another world!
Irk! He seems to be MIA from videos.
@tinamarie1974 I think the going rumor is that he’s lost or that the guy that made the videos moved on and Irk moved with him.
I miss Irk.
Giant gumball machine
A case of baby arms.
Might as well find something useful!
@mehcuda67
Small body part, small guns, guns for small people to use, or the product of a gun company run by someone named or nicknamed baby, ?
@mehcuda67 @rogerbacon
Baby arms with Baby Arms Baby Arms baby arms.
/youtube hey joe
Another giant Ken Jennings head?
His creations come to life and out to exact revenge.
A leakfrog.
@Ghlitch https://www.amazon.com/Electronic-Alarm-Detects-Detector-Battery/dp/B00OUD5W24
@joebuddah Just not the same…
@Ghlitch my neighbor had some basement flooding recently. Apparently it was a swimming pool for who knows how long before she headed downstairs and discovered the surprise. First words out of my mouth when she told me…YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE A LEAK FROG!!!
Random neoprene cases taking a bath!
3 failing airline companies worth of mutha ******* STROOPWAFFEL!!! STROOP THERE IT IS!
A pallet of Martian watches. Look, I know you’ve got them. You know you’ve got them. What will anyone do with them? Probably nothing.
(OK, but what if there was a way to create some horrifying Martian/ Trackr combination, where mostly nothing happened, but every now and then the trackr reminded your Martian where you were?)
A pallet of Ziploc bags?
@OldCatLady Yeah I want more of those that they offered a bunch of years ago. I am finally out.
A case of claws shoes
Another 1K of toothbrush club coins
Yet another case of phone chargers that have the possibility of catching on fire.
A case of rainbow irk bags since that’s the only color not distributed yet.
The door to the other world goes to that wild fantasy story from the morning save/mehrathon a few months back. The guy travels and meets some warrior in the woods who teaches him to swing an axe?? Anyone???
A few unsold cases of quip…