@Koolhandjoe But if you do find any more of that caffeine gum, send it here. The 20-pack or so supply I bought when it was available has almost run out, and soon I’ll be forced to move on to backup supplies of other, less safe stimulants.
3,835 eldritch bluetooth speakers with a disturbingly non-euclidean geometry about them.
Irk’s pet wig.
11 left hands, 1 right hand that matches none of them (or does it?)
A bucket of toilet paper, unrolled (but clean… we hope.)
A mummified pigeon.
A live pigeon, looking slightly sick to the stomach but otherwise behaving ambivalently (he’s just playing it coo.)
A dusty roll of well-worn but lovely carpet. Inside the roll is a blue plastic toothbrush and a crinkled half-used tube of sensodyne.
A set of handlebars from a 1962 harley panhead, with rainbow streamers on the grips.
A 2L bottle of Cactus Cooler and a pair of thick goggles. The bottle is sealed, but in the darkness a faint blue glow can be seen around the bottle. (Maybe don’t get too close to this one.)
An old red brick with three doll legs glued on either side. It’s lurking in a corner trying to look non-threatening, but not doing a very good job of it.
A small leather sack containing 32 glass marbles, including 3 large shooters. The colors can best be described as a mix of ‘yellowish-blue’ and ‘reddish-green.’ (Is that one shooter actually octarine?)
The door to the other world goes to that wild fantasy story from the morning save/mehrathon a few months back. The guy travels and meets some warrior in the woods who teaches him to swing an axe?? Anyone???
@Ghlitch my neighbor had some basement flooding recently. Apparently it was a swimming pool for who knows how long before she headed downstairs and discovered the surprise. First words out of my mouth when she told me…YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE A LEAK FROG!!!