Whatever you decide to call it, being a 16-blender-bottle-buyer, I expect to receive a free t-shirt containing the slogan.
Also, I have to give y’all kudos on the effort that went in to the blender bottle experiment, knowing that for EVERY SALE, you would have to repackage the manufacturer’s 8-bottle shipping box into either half a box, or two boxes.
WHY GET THIS FOR POWER WHEN YOU CAN GET ALPHA POWER AND FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN ALL THE TIME!! SHIRT OFF TIME!!! DON’T YOU KNOW A USB POWER BANK CONSTANTLY BEAMS YOUR LOCATION TO THE GREYS’ MOTHERSHIP?!?!?!!!
The “if you don’t buy them all now they’re just going to end up in your IRKs anyway, so one way or another these things are going to end up cluttering your house” sale
this isn’t a naming suggestion, but it certainly reminds me of the neil gaiman story “we can get them for you wholesale,” in which the main character gets a bulk discount on assassinations.
The “Fuck Goldilocks”, “Get Bent, Goldilocks”, or “Anti-Goldilocks” Sale, depending on how foul-mouthed you’re feeling. There’s only too little or too much, just right is right out.
Resellers Rodeo
Candy Corn in February
Too Few or Too Mehny
It’s not two for Tuesday
Multipack
@SpocKirk really enjoyed that movie, time to watch it again.
Irrational products for imaginary buyers. Wait, that’s every day at Meh.
FOS-BOS
Order or hoarder
I don’t know, but it looks to me like the 10 for $36 is a little more reasonable. They aren’t worth much more than $3.60 each.
@TheCO2 Only if you think you will ever use more than six of them.
@craigthom I might need more than six, to charge my phone
Sucky or Suckier. (SOS)
Shit or Shinola
Buyer’s Remorse in Bulk.
@TheFLP No, that only describes one of the choices. Hmmm…
Mo’ Meh Mo’ Problems
Impress Your Friends … or Prompt an Intervention.
Reasonably Unreasonable Deal or
Unreasonably Reasonable Deal
Mini/Max
Take it or, l̶e̶a̶v̶e̶, take more of it.
“We have a lot of these things and would rather make less money on them than keep them in the warehouse.”
Whatever you decide to call it, being a 16-blender-bottle-buyer, I expect to receive a free t-shirt containing the slogan.
Also, I have to give y’all kudos on the effort that went in to the blender bottle experiment, knowing that for EVERY SALE, you would have to repackage the manufacturer’s 8-bottle shipping box into either half a box, or two boxes.
One, Two, Many
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Discworld)#Literacy_and_Numeracy
WHY GET THIS FOR POWER WHEN YOU CAN GET ALPHA POWER AND FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN ALL THE TIME!! SHIRT OFF TIME!!! DON’T YOU KNOW A USB POWER BANK CONSTANTLY BEAMS YOUR LOCATION TO THE GREYS’ MOTHERSHIP?!?!?!!!
“Another lame ploy”
Glen (Get Less than Everyone Needs)
vs.
Irk (It’s Really Kismet) after all, you’re the one who came to meh!
“We’re not having an I.R.K. soon” sale.
One or a ton
A little shit
- A load of shit 
The “if you don’t buy them all now they’re just going to end up in your IRKs anyway, so one way or another these things are going to end up cluttering your house” sale
this isn’t a naming suggestion, but it certainly reminds me of the neil gaiman story “we can get them for you wholesale,” in which the main character gets a bulk discount on assassinations.
A Little or A Lot, (of crap)
The mad ape den way:
Way Too Few (WTF)
or
Oh Meh God (OMG)
‘Excess Express’ just makes me think of the awesome train from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Great game, BTW.
The “Fuck Goldilocks”, “Get Bent, Goldilocks”, or “Anti-Goldilocks” Sale, depending on how foul-mouthed you’re feeling. There’s only too little or too much, just right is right out.