@docflash 8 decades here. Me brain is OK, so far. Been changing the cerebrospinal fluid on a regular basis. Me bod? Definitely could use a refurb or at least lube all the joints.
The fifth grade. Specifically, my fifth grade, which I only got half of, because the idiot principal at my elementary school convinced my parents to skip me up a grade in the middle. There ended my ability to excel in school, and there ended my already tenuous grasp of social skills with my classmates, because it meant I was as much as two years younger than all the rest. I literally never recovered from that screwup.
@werehatrack that is exactly what happened to me but sixth’ grade. I guess the “middle” school part was very middling and though I didn’t feel I missed much academic content, I was also socially inept and that continued through miserable high school until I could escape to the local community college. Also “nerd” turned out to be a good career, but looking back I don’t think I would choose to do it that way again if I had a choice.
Wait, what were we talking about? I think it was about how our principal social life is on Meh forums…
what’s left of my BRAIN after living in nine separate decades!
@docflash 8 decades here. Me brain is OK, so far. Been changing the cerebrospinal fluid on a regular basis. Me bod? Definitely could use a refurb or at least lube all the joints.
2020
My health.
The years chasing fleeting pleasures.
Is it weird to say I’m like… legit ok with everything? I kinda like my life.
@Grimscribbles
/youtube shiny happy people
A sense of optimism about the future.
@Kyeh my sense of optimism continues to be voted down by the US Senate.
My mental stability wasn’t an option but I feel like it should be after 2020-2022
My hair…(a lot of it is currently intangible)
Nachos
@somf69 Are your nachos intangible?
@ahacksaw @somf69 Mmmmmm, intangible nachos. The most elusive of treats!
@somf69 I’m here because I heard there would be nachos.
I just need time to make up for missed opportunities.
My age. The spirit (and mind, so far) is willing, but the body doesn’t always cooperate!
My athletic ability. Knowing how to play a sport but not doing it well is frustrating.
I want to dress better to impress my wife. Brownie points, here I come!
/giphy brownie points
The fifth grade. Specifically, my fifth grade, which I only got half of, because the idiot principal at my elementary school convinced my parents to skip me up a grade in the middle. There ended my ability to excel in school, and there ended my already tenuous grasp of social skills with my classmates, because it meant I was as much as two years younger than all the rest. I literally never recovered from that screwup.
@werehatrack that is exactly what happened to me but sixth’ grade. I guess the “middle” school part was very middling and though I didn’t feel I missed much academic content, I was also socially inept and that continued through miserable high school until I could escape to the local community college. Also “nerd” turned out to be a good career, but looking back I don’t think I would choose to do it that way again if I had a choice.
Wait, what were we talking about? I think it was about how our principal social life is on Meh forums…
My virginity.
I lost it long ago. By the time I found it again (in a box in the basement), it was mildewed and smelled funny.
@EwingKlipspring
Why would you want it back?
My job satisfaction.