All you naysayers, the joke’s on you. These things make AMAZING chopped chicken liver and onion pâté. Sure, it will come out looking like a face, but that just makes it more fun to eat!
Oh god, I’ve wanted one of these stupid, stupid things since I first noticed them online. But if I buy, I know I’ll never use it and it probably won’t have any nostalgia value (I already have plenty of things to remind me of that time I bought something stupid for no reason and never used it–yesterday I bought a feathered mask!).
I kinda almost want to buy it just for the weirdness factor. But then I realize I have a few store bought facial masks around the house I’ve bought months or more ago and haven’t opened.
Watching the product video shows a few problems. First the opening to pour your fruit and stuff into is very tiny and the cup to pour it into isn’t tapered making it a very awkward process at best. Then there’s the 3 capsules per mask to open and pour into same tiny aperture… She spills some of the capsule contents in the video (remember this appears to be a manufacturer sales video not any sort of honest or objective review of the product) Finally, the skins of the fruit didn’t macerate at all, leaving random clumps scattered about the mask rather than a homogenous blend.
So as much as I’m down for dropping a Jackson on some bizarre crap right now, I really don’t have room in the garage for another box I may or may not even bother to open. Maybe get the hubby’s drinking buddies over for a fear factor version – Facials made with snails, spiders, and/or ghost peppers?
my 10 year old daughter’s girl scout troop’s gonna have a blast. not looking forward to figuring out what to do with the machine after the masks are gone though… maybe wrap it up and give it as a wedding present without a card?
@sammydog01 probably. This mask doesn’t use the silk cotton things, just collagen. I watched a review and they fell apart. This is 30 refills of just the collagen for $13. You can see the other machine in this link:
@CaptAmehrican@tnhillbillygal I knew I had watched a video about a similar item. Couldn’t remember which one it was. The plus about today’s item is the cotton silk papers that hold the mask together unlike the one in Saf’s video.
@Mehrocco_Mole@mossygreen My fave dildo looks nothing like that monstrosity, but I’ll bet my quatloos that mine works lots better than the mask one and a lot quicker to a finished product as well.
@Fen_Star@Mehrocco_Mole@mossygreen Sometimes quick is a desirable thing. Sometimes not. I’m old enough to have experienced and enjoyed both. Perhaps your data base isn’t deep enough yet. (No, that wasn’t intended as a play on words.)
@chienfou@Fen_Star@Mehrocco_Mole@mossygreen You’re not the first to suggest that. I’ve used this screen name since 1994, but if you get whizzed by your fantasies, be my guest.
The colloidal platinum should be worth a reasonable fraction of the spot price of $26.05 per gram. Platinum is the densest ingredient, so it should be possible to separate it out with an ultracentrifuge.
Too bad that each capsule probably has much less than a milligram of platinum in it.
Meh I am not sure the discount is cheap enough I am thinking $19.99 final offer…
wait who actually prices crap at $20 anyway it’s always .99 that way you convince {NO} to buy stuff “for under $20.” Can I head-up marketing and pricing because this is some 100.9 level stuff (not quite 101)…
You know this reminds me of the Panama Papers…
In that you should give me a penny for my thoughts…
Is your brain exploding yet MEH?
Today’s Highlights:
A warm slow massaging of my testicles by MEH. I must say it’s bathing them with the supple support of some enthusiastic MEH {Also NO}. It reminds me of when my balls were floating carefree in a Hot Tub not to close or far apart, half floating and always producing just the right amount of spermatazoa or even spermatazoo. Top quality Meh it doesn’t fit in your quotidian operations.
I can’t find a single review … even on Amazon! Is it because no one has ever paid $600 for this thing? I can’t even find reviews on using raw fruit on the skin … does the skin really absorb it and respond to the various veggies? My gf would use this if we had any notion whatsoever that it would work after our visit to Kroger …
@mark4458 Oh man… this reminds me of an SNL bit about the United Face Bank (unfortunately I can’t find a video but here is a transcript of the bit which starred Garrett Morris…SNL S:2 E:19)
WFT!!! its gelatin jelly mask what you are going to dab on your sorry face by paying 20 bucks! and its a fucking giant big ass product! if you ever see this thing again stay away and save your darn money!!!
It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the meh again.
@DarkHuD Brilliant
No
@jmhsrv I have seen some WTF why? mehs over the years, but this is an entire next level.
This is definitely one of the oddest things I’ve ever seen for sale on Meh. Tempted just because of the weirdness.
All you naysayers, the joke’s on you. These things make AMAZING chopped chicken liver and onion pâté. Sure, it will come out looking like a face, but that just makes it more fun to eat!
@ShotgunX
I’m just bummed that the fruit goo gets distributed on a cloth mask. If it made wearable fruit leather, I’d buy ten.
@Narwalt Make a template with parchment paper, use that instead of the cloth and then transfer it to a food dehydrator?
I LOVE THIS THING! Not gonna buy one but you guys made my day!
I miss Screenprint Sunday. I’m blaming the goat!
/giphy skin
/giphy ROFL
GREAT writeup!
JFC that last pic
OMG, Irk is terrifying!
Hot water over 100C? Does this come with a pressure chamber too?
I bought one because hey it’s $20. Let the gf try it and its worth a laugh
@prabh Let us know how it goes!
Oh god, I’ve wanted one of these stupid, stupid things since I first noticed them online. But if I buy, I know I’ll never use it and it probably won’t have any nostalgia value (I already have plenty of things to remind me of that time I bought something stupid for no reason and never used it–yesterday I bought a feathered mask!).
@mossygreen You should buy it and use it once. Otherwise you’ll always wonder what could have been.
@sammydog01 Hmmm.
@mossygreen Or it could be
I kinda almost want to buy it just for the weirdness factor. But then I realize I have a few store bought facial masks around the house I’ve bought months or more ago and haven’t opened.
Watching the product video shows a few problems. First the opening to pour your fruit and stuff into is very tiny and the cup to pour it into isn’t tapered making it a very awkward process at best. Then there’s the 3 capsules per mask to open and pour into same tiny aperture… She spills some of the capsule contents in the video (remember this appears to be a manufacturer sales video not any sort of honest or objective review of the product) Finally, the skins of the fruit didn’t macerate at all, leaving random clumps scattered about the mask rather than a homogenous blend.
So as much as I’m down for dropping a Jackson on some bizarre crap right now, I really don’t have room in the garage for another box I may or may not even bother to open. Maybe get the hubby’s drinking buddies over for a fear factor version – Facials made with snails, spiders, and/or ghost peppers?
My daughter is turning 50 this year…I bought one of these for her birthday. Hope she doesnt kill me.
I just came here to post in hopes of getting into the daily email.
Dildo alert!
@gertiestn More like dildo cult alert. Mask included.
@gertiestn It all looks very suggestive. The woman on her knees looking pleadingly at it, her face awash in something white.
The long tall tower of pink… With that button on it… That button looks rather sexual too… This is a hybrid body part.
What… I… uh… what? Is it April 1st? What is… this?
/giphy what the
How do you make pickle bread?
Start with dill-dough!
use rum and you can make daiquiri shooters.
@alacrity I was totally thinking of shooters, too.
@mehcuda67 of course- what else would come to mind when you first see that thing?
Ah, for the old days when a banana cream pie was enough…
Meh Face Popsockets are looking pretty good in comparison to this deal, amirite?
@mike808 Maybe this deal was posted in the wrong place? Like was supposed to be posted on morningsave and your popcokets got lost in the shuffle?
@Kidsandliz Um, this deal is posted on Morningsave. In both Deals & Forum
Hey, that tiny blender might make tiny margaritas!
my 10 year old daughter’s girl scout troop’s gonna have a blast. not looking forward to figuring out what to do with the machine after the masks are gone though… maybe wrap it up and give it as a wedding present without a card?
Out of curiousity, what is silk cotton? Is that a blend of silk and cotton? Or silky cotton? Or cottony silk?
Does this work by picking it up by the handle and just pressing your face into the thing? Because I want that to be what it is
Can we get a Flowbee next week?
@sammydog01 I would get one in an instant if they didn’t cost $150.
@sammydog01 well, $110 if you don’t get the vac I guess. https://www.flowbee.com/order_page.htm
I still trying to get things sorted out:
Nowadays black face is a no-no, but white face is still OK?
@phendrick a white mask can’t be offensive, oh wait
@phendrick But green face is acceptable.
Can’t we all just get along?
@rtjhnstn getting along - that is an alien concept these days…
Just when I thought there couldn’t be a more useless product, you guys keep em coming
What a ridiculous price on their website. Hey meh bring back quip?
That first photo may qualify for the worst photoshopping I’ve ever seen.
@cinoclav And the model looks incredibly dorky
Vitamask: Infuse Yo’ Face!
A lot of people pay $1-5 for one mask. Getting 35 customizable ones for $20 isn’t bad. I just can’t be bothered.
@RiotDemon I wonder if you can get refills. Probably cheaper to just buy multiples of the set.
@sammydog01 probably. This mask doesn’t use the silk cotton things, just collagen. I watched a review and they fell apart. This is 30 refills of just the collagen for $13. You can see the other machine in this link:
https://kooolala.com/products/instamask-collagen-pill-refill
@RiotDemon I wonder if you could just use unflavored jello.
@bigevilgrape I wouldn’t be surprised. The video doesn’t say how long it takes to set. The hot water activates the gelatin.
OK, @Dave, come clean. This is a caricature of a Meh deal, right?
Almost two hours in and it is long past time for the actual deal.
I think this was an exercise by Meh to demonstrate that the deal-a-day concept isn’t dead.
For tomorrow, you see, this deal will be gone.
/giphy and there was much rejoicing in the village
Must have gotten these from Woot in their wootoff-killer overstock.
I saw this YouTube person do a make your own face mask a while back and wondered when it would make it to meh
@CaptAmehrican I like Safiya.
@CaptAmehrican @tnhillbillygal I knew I had watched a video about a similar item. Couldn’t remember which one it was. The plus about today’s item is the cotton silk papers that hold the mask together unlike the one in Saf’s video.
what the fuck
Actually I thought she was praying to the “lord of the phallic,” but I guess I was mistaken.
I defy anyone to purchase this.
@UncleVinny someone already did.
@shampshire @UncleVinny 65 someones did in the first 2 hours.
@Kidsandliz @shampshire My defiance has been defied! Unthinkable?!!!
@Kidsandliz @shampshire @UncleVinny I was thinking, more like Inconceivable!
This makes me sad.
Wtf
Yesterday was a speaker looking like a man purse (sorry, European carry-all). Today it is a mask looking like, um, well, I am too modest to say.
Has Meh turned into joke product pushers?
nope. nothin’ creepy at all about this thing.
really.
/youtube Jay Kordich
You must be shorting your own stock.
i’d rather eat the mask ingredients (except for the powder in those pills, of course).
This is just crying for a “Name that product” competition.
If I could mega-meh this, I so would.
Um this would be a great white elephant Christmas gift unfortunately Christmas is too far away
fruitkakke
Specs
How To Video
What’s in the Box?
1x Vitamask Fruit Mask Machine
35x Silk Cotton Facial Masks
105x Vitamask Age-Defying Mask Capsules
Price Comparison
$664.95 (for both) List
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
… what now?
My first thought when I saw the first picture was, “Why is this woman so entranced by that dildo?”
Serious responses only please.
@Mehrocco_Mole Well, that’s a question that answers itself.
@Mehrocco_Mole @mossygreen My fave dildo looks nothing like that monstrosity, but I’ll bet my quatloos that mine works lots better than the mask one and a lot quicker to a finished product as well.
@magic_cave @Mehrocco_Mole @mossygreen I didn’t know it was supposed to be a race.
@Mehrocco_Mole Isn’t this what men think women worship?
@Fen_Star @Mehrocco_Mole @mossygreen Sometimes quick is a desirable thing. Sometimes not. I’m old enough to have experienced and enjoyed both. Perhaps your data base isn’t deep enough yet. (No, that wasn’t intended as a play on words.)
@Fen_Star @magic_cave @Mehrocco_Mole @mossygreen given the topic you gotta love that screen name… Magic cave…
@chienfou @Fen_Star @Mehrocco_Mole @mossygreen You’re not the first to suggest that. I’ve used this screen name since 1994, but if you get whizzed by your fantasies, be my guest.
@chienfou @magic_cave
/giphy username checks out
@magic_cave Morrocco Mole was my CB handle in the 70’s. The home CB base was Secret Squirrel.
/image Morrocco Mole
Speaking of faces, have you noticed the one in the alleged apple in that first photo? If it’s not a face, it’s one royally messed up apple.
The colloidal platinum should be worth a reasonable fraction of the spot price of $26.05 per gram. Platinum is the densest ingredient, so it should be possible to separate it out with an ultracentrifuge.
Too bad that each capsule probably has much less than a milligram of platinum in it.
Hey! Get away from my catalytic converter!
@hamjudo @aetris You can recover Platinum for free at the side of any busy metro commuter freeway.
@aetris @hamjudo @mike808 That’s awesome. I love it when someone does that kind of thing to demonstrate a theory’s viability!
MEALS! DEALS! EELS! AWESOME!
I wonder if i can get a whole month of mehs. 16 days in and going strong.
@sliksetroc - it is not that hard to do. Be strong in the force
What the heck? Don’t think most of us are morning save women’s morning show purchasers…
I’m very surprised such an outlandish product actually exists…and even more shocked at the asking MSRP!
@PooltoyWolf
This is like the Juicero, but for beauty products.
@Narwalt I had to look that up just now and I’m amazed that product ever made it to market. -facepaw-
What the hell is “silk cotton?”
Silk and cotton, in some undisclosed percentage?
Or, like 100% cotton, but it’s silky in texture somehow, like maybe mercerized?
Meh I am not sure the discount is cheap enough I am thinking $19.99 final offer…
wait who actually prices crap at $20 anyway it’s always .99 that way you convince {NO} to buy stuff “for under $20.” Can I head-up marketing and pricing because this is some 100.9 level stuff (not quite 101)…
You know this reminds me of the Panama Papers…
In that you should give me a penny for my thoughts…
Is your brain exploding yet MEH?
Today’s Highlights:
A warm slow massaging of my testicles by MEH. I must say it’s bathing them with the supple support of some enthusiastic MEH {Also NO}. It reminds me of when my balls were floating carefree in a Hot Tub not to close or far apart, half floating and always producing just the right amount of spermatazoa or even spermatazoo. Top quality Meh it doesn’t fit in your quotidian operations.
{Don’t be creepy}
So… A pink immersion blender and a bunch of garbage?
Mix them together and you’ve got yourself a deal!
Weird and gross.
Because life isn’t complicated enough …
I can’t find a single review … even on Amazon! Is it because no one has ever paid $600 for this thing? I can’t even find reviews on using raw fruit on the skin … does the skin really absorb it and respond to the various veggies? My gf would use this if we had any notion whatsoever that it would work after our visit to Kroger …
@sfleming2004 safyia nygard did a video on a similar system, but not this exact one. Her overall review was that it was mediocre at best
@cberger37 @sfleming2004 Well then perfect for this site!
Does the woman have a mask on or is her face a white circle?
@mark4458 I think she’s from the movie ‘Eyes without a Face’ (Don’t google that one.)
@mark4458 Oh man… this reminds me of an SNL bit about the United Face Bank (unfortunately I can’t find a video but here is a transcript of the bit which starred Garrett Morris…SNL S:2 E:19)
What a freaking waste of time…until I saw the last picture. So worth it!
This is awesome. Thank you for the weirdness!
FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
WFT!!! its gelatin jelly mask what you are going to dab on your sorry face by paying 20 bucks! and its a fucking giant big ass product! if you ever see this thing again stay away and save your darn money!!!
@Suma did you buy it?
@RiotDemon yes! i regret this random shit sitting in my house eating up damn good amount of space!!! good for nothing useless junk!
@Suma I’m not sure what you’re angry about. Is it broken or do you just not like the masks?