Big Brain time, people. The FDA has officially put out a warning not to cook your chicken with NyQuil.
@mike808.
As long as Idiocracy is only a movie …
But then again … Darwin Award Winners (or Losers)
The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it in a spectacular manner!
@MarkDaSpark @mike808 To be fair, sometimes the manner is less spectacular than just …
@MarkDaSpark @mike808
As long as Idiocracy is only a movie
I thought it was a documentary.
@blaineg @mike808
@blaineg @MarkDaSpark @mike808 They had to change the locale to fictionalize it, but yeah, there are places…
Fixed it for you
@heartny I thought about doing that, but then I figured, meh …
@shahnm Exactly my sentiMehnt!
@heartny @shahnm
I thought about doing that, but then I figured, meh …
Or someone less lazy than you will do it for you!
@MarkDaSpark Reisner’s Rule of Conceptual Inertia: If you think big enough, you’ll never have to do it.
@MarkDaSpark @macromeh - that kind of goes well with your user name!
Saw this Halloween tombstone in Walmart. Kind of along the same lines, I suppose.
Big Brain time, people.
The FDA has officially put out a warning not to cook your chicken with NyQuil.
@mike808.
As long as Idiocracy is only a movie …
But then again … Darwin Award Winners (or Losers)
@MarkDaSpark @mike808 To be fair, sometimes the manner is less spectacular than just
…
@MarkDaSpark @mike808
I thought it was a documentary.
@blaineg @mike808
@blaineg @MarkDaSpark @mike808 They had to change the locale to fictionalize it, but yeah, there are places…
Fixed it for you
@heartny I thought about doing that, but then I figured, meh …
@shahnm
Exactly my sentiMehnt!
@heartny @shahnm
Or someone less lazy than you will do it for you!
@MarkDaSpark
Reisner’s Rule of Conceptual Inertia:
If you think big enough, you’ll never have to do it.
@MarkDaSpark
@macromeh - that kind of goes well with your user name!
Saw this Halloween tombstone in Walmart. Kind of along the same lines, I suppose.