@arieltf Me too! And they are never on my head because the lenses get dirty that way. There are many places around the house that I am capable of forgetting about that are securing my glasses.
@cinoclav I told you, running onto the court during a match and smashing the ball into the stands, then running off with security in hot pursuit doesn’t technically count as participation in the U.S. Open. I think it qualifies as trespassing.
…but only at Disneyland. I’ve left it behind at restaurants 3 times in the last couple of years. Only once while I was drunk. All three times I was able to track it down, thankfully.
Whatever my wife may have moved to “clean up.”
At least for important or repeatedly used things I am pretty strongly habitual. If things aren’t where I left them on in the place I normally keep them, I’m totally lost. And then I ask my wife, who has a short memory and is not very strong in the habitual department.
Shoes, for some reason. Not my every day shoes, but the ones I bought last month on sale because they were SO cute, and they’re still in box and where are they? they’re just perfect with my outfit…
My E-cig. I spend so much time looking for it when I set it down (or it rolls off counter, couch, in my car, where the fuck did I put it#$%#@). Too small to put a “Tile” on it. Saw some kind of sticker years ago that you could put on luggage but haven’t been able to find anything similar. Nicotine is a bitch but tar is an asshole!
Tools!
I can be using a screw driver, put it down for 20 seconds, and not be able to find it for minutes…
My sanity.
My Youthful Idealism…
Hey, I was going to say “my patience”.
@Oldelvis Incidentally, we’ve also lost our Sears.
My marbles.
My concentration.
@lordbowen I had something to say about this… dammit…
My eyeglasses.
@arieltf Yep, me too.
@arieltf They’re on the top of your head.
@nolrak They are not on top of my head. I had them there earlier, but found them and felt it important to make it harder to find them again.
@arieltf Me too! And they are never on my head because the lenses get dirty that way. There are many places around the house that I am capable of forgetting about that are securing my glasses.
@arieltf Ditto
@andyw @arieltf maybe you should wash your hair.
@PocketBrain oh, they’re on your face in front of your eyes then!
Thank heavens I’m not the only one that’s always losing their pants.
One of the screws of whatever I’m working on
@mfladd not to mention the screwdriver. Or the tape measure. Or whatever the hell else I just had in my hand and was using three seconds ago.
My time.
My train of thought. I guess related to concentr…
I always lose…
look, a squirrel!
That damn document I just had in my hand 2 seconds ago.
I can think of something I lost once that I can never regain. She wasn’t really worth it either.
@cinoclav I wish I could star this 50 times.
My money.
My beverage. No matter what I’m drinking, if I set it down, my infantile sense of object permanence kicks in.
Hope.
Pagination
TV remote, at least it’s usually in or around the couch.
My jobs
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
arguments … er, lively discussions on the Meh forums
my mind…
My Cool…
NOTHING, because I am just amazing and remember where anything and everything is.
That thing I bought last week for that project I want to start today.
The U.S. Open. Dammmmn you Djokovic!
@cinoclav I told you, running onto the court during a match and smashing the ball into the stands, then running off with security in hot pursuit doesn’t technically count as participation in the U.S. Open. I think it qualifies as trespassing.
@PocketBrain But…but…
/image participation trophy
The last tool I was using.
@dannybeans For me, it’s the next tool I need.
This is an easy one for me! I always lose “My Patience”. Now get out of my way…I’ve got places to be…#Zoom
Hope to ever own a MEH tee shirt with a cat on it
@surfeit
In the meantime …
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/ok-life-you-win
Ok Life. You Win.
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New
My credit card…
…but only at Disneyland. I’ve left it behind at restaurants 3 times in the last couple of years. Only once while I was drunk. All three times I was able to track it down, thankfully.
Being near sighted, I seem to be always losing my glasses. I just can’t see all the way across the room. I hope that is where they are.
Whatever my wife may have moved to “clean up.”
At least for important or repeatedly used things I am pretty strongly habitual. If things aren’t where I left them on in the place I normally keep them, I’m totally lost. And then I ask my wife, who has a short memory and is not very strong in the habitual department.
The correct answer is: Whatever I needed right then, I’ve probably lost or forgotten it.
My mind.
My pocket knife.
@eonfifty I’m looking forward to medical science catching up and getting Wolverine claws. Well, just one.
My marbles
Shoes, for some reason. Not my every day shoes, but the ones I bought last month on sale because they were SO cute, and they’re still in box and where are they? they’re just perfect with my outfit…
My E-cig. I spend so much time looking for it when I set it down (or it rolls off counter, couch, in my car, where the fuck did I put it#$%#@). Too small to put a “Tile” on it. Saw some kind of sticker years ago that you could put on luggage but haven’t been able to find anything similar. Nicotine is a bitch but tar is an asshole!
@llangley I used a piece of medical tape folded around it to make a little flag–no more rolling. The tape gets kind of dirty but is easy to replace.
Currently I use a Juul, available at finer gas stations and bodegas everywhere.
My confidence, me motivation, me ability to handle life in general.
Almost anything and everything I touch.
My wife is the absent-minded professor, I never lose anything.
Sword fights.
@rockblossom Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.
@moondrake @rockblossom Best movie ever.
I mostly just lose track of time.
The thread.
And maybe this thread too, since all the good answers are taken.