@phendrick Orrrrr…a virtual car you do virtually drive to your virtual job, after it’s discovered that road rage is a key factor in productivity.
In the simulation, there’s an old Cadillac with its turn signal continuously on in front of you that merges between lanes every time you try to pass, a jumped up truck with a confederate flag and some really racist bumper stickers tailgating you, and your radio is stuck on a station that only plays Nelson.
Horses, but in an effort to capitalize on the fusion of country and rap, they’re now called Lil Nas-cars.
Virtual cars that you don’t drive to your virtual job.
@phendrick Orrrrr…a virtual car you do virtually drive to your virtual job, after it’s discovered that road rage is a key factor in productivity.
In the simulation, there’s an old Cadillac with its turn signal continuously on in front of you that merges between lanes every time you try to pass, a jumped up truck with a confederate flag and some really racist bumper stickers tailgating you, and your radio is stuck on a station that only plays Nelson.
@brainmist @phendrick
Oculus Rift required. Beat Saber road rage dueling mode is an add-on pack.
@phendrick @PocketBrain Deluxe edition includes a Fury Road module. Compete against your virtual officemates for personal days!
Electric cars that can’t find electricity.
Pedal-Powered since no one will be able to afford gas or electricity under the illegitimate “administration”
just installed.
/image cheaters never win
Electro-trucks with window designs made by ball bearings.
/image cybertruck ball bearing
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