You’ve just gotten word your name is on Santa’s Naugthy List. Use your most recent holiday order numbers as a prompt to explain how you ended up on the Naughty List.
Well actually they might be under certain circumstances. As an undergrad a fad up in the cold, snowly snow belt part of NY was to wear converse sneakers in the dead of winter with no socks.
There is so much that can be wrong…so very much. It was mostly a ballet Cod piece thing, then it went south when tempers flared. Lots of yelling and fighting too
Drank too much eggnog on Thanksgiving, got maudlin, and then was overly sarcastic on an open mic during a family zoom call. #santaputmeonthenaughtylist
I already played, but today’s order number is so appropriate. First try at an image on the wine product thread was NSFW, so I may have to edit a few times.
/image spiked loving merrymaking
Well I need to be careful what gif shows up. I was not paying attention last time and it was …interesting and def a reason to be on the naughty list
/giphy rapid-loony-swallow
@tinamarie1974 I think that one is safer!
@tinamarie1974 This but then throw sprinkles on top.
@Targaryen I like it…how about choc chips
@tinamarie1974 Definitely acceptable.
holy-avid-reindeer
I like reindeer but not in that way…
/image sexy reindeer
@sammydog01 oh that is cute!
@sammydog01 @tinamarie1974 I dunno looks a little cold for pulling a sleigh.
@Targaryen @tinamarie1974 This is also a thing. Hmmm.
Note: That is the closest to a safe for work one I could find. Is it close enough? I’m not sure.
@sammydog01 @Targaryen see I like that!!!
@sammydog01 @Targaryen those are not sleigh pulling shoes
@Targaryen @tinamarie1974 You were looking at their shoes?
@sammydog01 @Targaryen I mean…yes!!! It was a girl, that is where I look first. No idea what footwear the guy has on
@sammydog01 @Targaryen @tinamarie1974
Well actually they might be under certain circumstances. As an undergrad a fad up in the cold, snowly snow belt part of NY was to wear converse sneakers in the dead of winter with no socks.
@Kidsandliz @sammydog01 @Targaryen I was talking about her shoes, not his. I had no idea what footwear choices he made until I went back to double check
@sammydog01 @Kidsandliz @Targaryen @tinamarie1974 all y’all are funny.
/image “st. nicholas of myra”
/giphy naughty list
There is so much that can be wrong…so very much. It was mostly a ballet Cod piece thing, then it went south when tempers flared. Lots of yelling and fighting too
/giphy raging-raspy-cod
@tightwad I heard that Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy can get heated.
mopey-insincere-eggnog
Drank too much eggnog on Thanksgiving, got maudlin, and then was overly sarcastic on an open mic during a family zoom call. #santaputmeonthenaughtylist
@j2 Gotta do it big.
legendary-arctic-heart
Does that mean I’m the snow miser?
@Thumperchick It does now.
upstanding-horrible-word
It just slipped out. Honest.
@speediedelivery Bad words are a new addition to the list this year.
tenacious-touching-cooler
ಠ_ಠ
I have been told that my feet can feel like ice sometimes.
@RiotDemon Understandable.
@RiotDemon Hmmm… so who or what or where are you touching?
appetizing-alleged-crack
abject-cocky-artichoke
Dear Santa, I say with abject humility that I am too cocky at times. Please don’t leave artichokes in my stocking.
@ThunderChicken Coal is expensive this year artichokes sounds like a good replacement.
Guess the big guy just likes them big…
@chienfou Mrs. Claus will hear about this.
Winding-bullish-form
Hum how I ended up on the naught list.not sure.
@CaptAmehrican You enjoyed detention as well?
I have one that belongs on the political quarantine list. Will skip that one here
EDIT well this one was promising grisly-forceful-stone except I can’t see the image that comes up.
I’ll try this one instead
foulest-possessive-centaur
Same problem. Can’t see the image…
Going back some years
/image pristine-naughty-line
Ok so this is only marginally safe for work. Sort of.
@Kidsandliz heh I like this card.
easy to explain in my case
/giphy bickering-terrestrial-level
a fight on the ground floor
verbal or were stockings tossed?
@Cerridwyn Did you at least win the fight to make the naughty list worth it?
@Targaryen
TKO
/giphy bendy-eclectic-passion
@callow You’re supposed to be in bed!
@callow @Targaryen
guess they’ll never finish baking Santa’s cookies…
@callow @chienfou @Targaryen I think you have that wrong… They will be baking a cookie that Santa will be giving presents to next year…
@Kidsandliz
Or “placing a bun in the oven”…
From my most recent purchase.
For an IRK.
Definitely coal-worthy.
/giphy neanderthal-dirty-group
@mike808 No distancing I see the problem now.
Cargo net / Paint / T-shirt
Santa, I contend that my nightly activities are my own. Stop peeping on me!
Presented without further commentary:
truthful-smiley-screw
This may or not be related to my post immediately above:
flirty-ludicrous-salami
Because apparently I seem to be a:
friendly-depraved-ninja
/giphy negligent flashy woodpecker
I actually expected to get something nswf with that phrase, but nope, except maybe symbolically…
@Kyeh If a woodpecker attacker my snake, I wouldn’t feel safe, whether ar work or not
@ThunderChicken Good point.
My last order was a WHILE ago:
a stealth Meh shirt
/giphy big-external-cucumber
Ahem - let’s just say there are LOTS of NSFW items out there
glorious-yummy-cider
I seriously didn’t mean to barf in your husband’s urn. This cider was harder than I anticipated.
Anyhow, this exercise has been a:
productive-wasted-act
/giphy possible-gnarly-quill
I’ll never forget that time that, against all odds, I pulled out my quill. Terribly naughty. And gnarly.
I already played, but today’s order number is so appropriate. First try at an image on the wine product thread was NSFW, so I may have to edit a few times.
/image spiked loving merrymaking