I have piles of these but it’s VMP hour and I’m a VMP.
Hell Yeah! VMP to the rescue! $3 for 3 of something I don’t need plus a few pennies tax, but hey, free shipping!
What are the dimensions?
@romellex extremely similar to a hockey puck
@romellex they are small… maybe 1-2 inches diameter
@jayman007 @romellex Your concept of inches is waaaay off. My ruler says 3.
Plush Irk please!
Not a plush’s chance in a rottweiler’s maw
Friday, Oct 2 - Monday, Oct 19
So, is everything VMP only, and I should just give up checking?
@nicw for the next 30 mins… yes
@nicw For the next 30 mins yes
@nicw one hour VMP…almost over
@jayman007 ahhh, I didn’t understand how that works, thanks! I did read around!
@jayman007 where can I look to see when VMP ends?
@nicw Is being a member and being a VMP different? I am a member, but it won’t let me order…
@madredekd they are different. VMP is from back in 2017 or so. So, you really know if you have it
@nicw Well rats! Thanks for confirming my suspicion.
@nicw I think you can buy the stuff now that VMP hour is over if stuff is left (as these are).
@Kidsandliz @nicw no, they cannot.
@nicw @RiotDemon Oh I didn’t realize that. Learn something new every day. I thought VMP hour just gave VMPs first choice. My bad.
If my wife sees anymore of these show up at our door she will divorce me.
Surely you aren’t going to mail these individually and not with other orders… right?
Why did I just buy 3 of these?
@rileyper because you can throw them at people or relieve stress by squeezing them, then throwing at people?
Hooray! I actually got something I wanted today!
So, how big are they? Hand sized? Throw pillow sized?
@jnicholson0619 Depends if you are talking pre or post squish
@jnicholson0619 hockey puck sized
@jnicholson0619 oop, nevermind. Other people asked at the same time and got an answer
@jnicholson0619 @lichme Thank you!
I tried to buy this and it said I got free shipping because I am a VMP member - I am - but then it said I couldn’t buy it because I’m not a VMP member. What gives!?
@rebeltaz same thing here :|
@rebeltaz it shows youre a regular member, not a vmp
@rebeltaz You’re a member, not a “Very Meh Person” - look it up, it’s the subject of endless discussions every Mehrathon.
@jnicholson0619 Is the $5 I pay a month not for VMP membership?
@erthian @rebeltaz You guys are member-members, not “VMP” members. VMPers are grandfathered in from a now-defunct older membership.
@erthian @rebeltaz @sleuth I think the new members pay $4.99 but the VMPs pay $5.00.
@erthian @sleuth So there’s no way to become VMPs? and the member-membership only gets you free shipping?
@rebeltaz I’d give them the extra penny to be able to take advantage of these deals…lol
@madredekd lol… I mean, I know… right!?
@erthian @rebeltaz @sleuth nope and I forget it every marathon
/giphy Squishy Foam Meh Face
How do you even become a VMP
@lbarnoski You go back in time. Sorry.
@lbarnoski discontinued in March 2017
@ManBehindPlan It worked! Your order number is: soggy-sore-spy
/image soggy sore spy
I just wish they would make some of these available outside of VMP hour
@Travis6t6 Could be wrong, but it looks like VMP hour items are available to everyone if there are any left when VMP hour ends. There’s no “VMP only” tag on them now.
@walarney Nah, they take the VMP tag off, but still won’t let non-VMP members purchase them
@Travis6t6 @walarney unfortunately not. The website is coded in a way that the VMP only shows up during the actual hour.
A holes they are
Eh. It’s $1 /buy
@DoctorOW this item is VMP only.
@RiotDemon Oh man I missed that while I was grabbing my missed meh buttons. Sorry.
@DoctorOW no need for apologies. Unfortunately the vmp items aren’t tagged after the hour.
/buy -q 3
@PHRoG It worked! Your order number is: nasty-foggy-existence
/image nasty foggy existence