@steeltoesenator@rockblossom That caught me off guard as well but then realized “Spirit Linen” being the name of a company that sells “linens” does make sense. These days “linens” refer to any household fabric item (not necessarily made of linen) such as sheets, towels, comforters etc.
@Trinityscrew@zhicks1987 Hmmm…well the fine folks at Meh also jokingly referred to them as Satan sheets so perhaps you shouldn’t assume anything (or passive-aggressively call someone stupid).
@Commonwealth109 There is a cotton “satin”, usually called “sateen,” that’s really nice, but most “satin” is made with polyester. Microfiber is usually rayon. So, I have no effing idea what these things are actually made of, but “Satan” does seem to make sense!!
These are available on sale at both Walmart and Kohl’s for under $9.00! That’s right, UNDER, 9 american dollars and they’ll all make you sweat like a fool and get a horrible night sleep just the same! Now, IF you just want to bring back memories of waterbeds and all that jazz from the 70’s then that’s a different story… Jus sayen.
@Lynnerizer not for queen or king size. These are fine for summer sheets, when you don’t need a blanket. Also great for massage night and other nights involving things that you wouldn’t want on your fancy $50 sheets.
Dammit. I would love to have leopard print sheets, but not in microfiber. Blech.
Bought these to cry into since the irks sold out.
“Spirit Linen”? That’s what they’re calling microfiber these days?
@steeltoesenator Strange, because there’s not even a ghost of a chance that these contain any linen.
@steeltoesenator @rockblossom That caught me off guard as well but then realized “Spirit Linen” being the name of a company that sells “linens” does make sense. These days “linens” refer to any household fabric item (not necessarily made of linen) such as sheets, towels, comforters etc.
I think someone was trying to write “Satan Lives” on that wall, but they spelt it “Satin Lives.”
@zhicks1987 I am going to assume you’re joking. Because assuming you’re stupid seems mean.
@Trinityscrew @zhicks1987 Hmmm…well the fine folks at Meh also jokingly referred to them as Satan sheets so perhaps you shouldn’t assume anything (or passive-aggressively call someone stupid).
Linen is microfiber? Satin is microfiber? I thought linen was made from flax fiber & satin was made from silk fibers? I’m confused lol.
@Commonwealth109 There is a cotton “satin”, usually called “sateen,” that’s really nice, but most “satin” is made with polyester. Microfiber is usually rayon. So, I have no effing idea what these things are actually made of, but “Satan” does seem to make sense!!
Ugh, these would make me sweat so much. So, so yucky.
These are available on sale at both Walmart and Kohl’s for under $9.00! That’s right, UNDER, 9 american dollars and they’ll all make you sweat like a fool and get a horrible night sleep just the same! Now, IF you just want to bring back memories of waterbeds and all that jazz from the 70’s then that’s a different story… Jus sayen.
@Lynnerizer not for queen or king size. These are fine for summer sheets, when you don’t need a blanket. Also great for massage night and other nights involving things that you wouldn’t want on your fancy $50 sheets.
So, not these?
Specs
– Queen set: 11" x 9"x 3"
– King set: 11" x 9" x 4"
– Queen set: 4 lbs
– King set: 5 lbs
What’s Included?
– 1x 90" x 102" flat sheet
– 1x 60" x 80" fitted sheet
– 2x 20" x 30" pillowcases
– 1x 102" x 102" flat sheet
– 1x 78" x 80" fitted sheet
– 2x 20" x 40" pillowcases
Price Comparison
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Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Apr 8 - Tuesday, Apr 12
100% microfiber. I’m gonna keep the 100% cotton dinosaur sheets I bought last month.
Bloody microfiber again.
Just sodding NO.