So what romantic Valentine are you getting your wife, girlfriend, husband, boyfriend, significant other (or any combination as appropriate)?

Mehrocco_Mole had a quick thing to say said
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I’m getting the wife a bidet for Valentine’s Day. I mean, bidet is French right? Gotta be romantic, right? Anything French has to be romantic, right?
Besides, it’ll look great with the Poop Step I got her for Christmas.

Right?