•I challenge you, sir!
▪︎I accept your challenge! What is your weapon of choice?
•It shall be Safe+Mate Digital Touchless Thermometers at 10 paces. At 3:00 PM. None of this “crack of dawn” business.
▪︎I feverishly await the arrival of my Safe+Mate Digital Touchless Thermometers, sir, so I may defend my honor.
•As do I. We shall reconvene upon receipt of our Safe+Mate Digital Touchless Thermometers.
▪︎It’s a date.
•Yes, it i…wait, what?
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jan 23 - Tuesday, Jan 24
Why two?
@blaineg For dueling, obviously.
•I challenge you, sir!
▪︎I accept your challenge! What is your weapon of choice?
•It shall be Safe+Mate Digital Touchless Thermometers at 10 paces. At 3:00 PM. None of this “crack of dawn” business.
▪︎I feverishly await the arrival of my Safe+Mate Digital Touchless Thermometers, sir, so I may defend my honor.
•As do I. We shall reconvene upon receipt of our Safe+Mate Digital Touchless Thermometers.
▪︎It’s a date.
•Yes, it i…wait, what?
Annnnd scene.