Although I already have something. Since I didn’t take it using my phone, it will take a minute or two longer, as normally I upload to Imgur through a 3rd party image editing app.
@PlacidPenguin@UncleVinny I like it, but the science part of me wants to argue that yeast doesn’t actually expand or grow. It’s the CO2 that yeast releases that fills the bubbles in the dough that creates the expansion.
@PlacidPenguin it loves your pictures for the headers.
@Seeds
Pictures I’ve posted have also been known to be the default result for certain image requests from the slash command.
Oh, this is just ripe for inappropriateness.
@mfladd I’m curious to see where it ends up.
@mfladd
Yeah. Tried making a post about that.
Curious if he’d accept pictures of a stomach. Then again, even though putting on weight is hard, my stomach goes in/out when I breath.
@PlacidPenguin I would.
@PlacidPenguin decorate it first. You know. With a tux and bowtie.
@Seeds
I suppose I could tape my paper to my stomach…
Although I already have something. Since I didn’t take it using my phone, it will take a minute or two longer, as normally I upload to Imgur through a 3rd party image editing app.
@Kidsandliz
I don’t own a tux or a bowtie though.
@PlacidPenguin But at least you can do this. That’s fun.
@mfladd
Alas, I’m a skinny penguin.
@PlacidPenguin OT: Did you get your miniature stuffed penguin from the McDonald’s Kids Meal yet?
@mfladd
I don’t eat McDonald’s.
@PlacidPenguin You don’t have to. You can go in and buy just the toy for $1.25.
@mfladd
/giphy the more you know
(You know you love giphybot.)
@mfladd
I’m not going there even for a penguin plushie.
Feel free to get a couple of them for me though.
@mfladd @Kidsandliz
There was a certain picture which I was looking for regarding penguins.
Just found it on my phone:
@PlacidPenguin cleverrrrrrrr! ^.^
@UncleVinny
My cleverness is second to my ignorance.
Wait…
Yeah. I stand behind that.
@PlacidPenguin @UncleVinny I like it, but the science part of me wants to argue that yeast doesn’t actually expand or grow. It’s the CO2 that yeast releases that fills the bubbles in the dough that creates the expansion.
@cinoclav
Unless I was focusing on the shadow.
@cinoclav @PlacidPenguin @UncleVinny yeast does reproduce, so the colony from the packet grows as well
My army of pepper plants
I bought this plant from Whole Paycheck about a month ago and it’s still alive. Yay!
My Beloved Airborne
@therealjrn I believe you, but how does it grow/expand?
@Seeds @therealjrn Maybe it’s the ‘growing’ number of crumbs on his keyboard?
fine. i’ll be the one to make to make this mildly inappropriate.
@carl669
My profile page expands.
Btw, I know it’s difficult to see but that white block does have my written name.
Do I get extra credit for creating a crappy gif?
@narfcake
That ‘e’ though…
@PlacidPenguin You’re going to do a full analysis by the time we’re done with this month, aren’t you?
@narfcake
No. I don’t know what your handwriting smells like.
And if it it makes you feel better, your ‘r’ is consistent with how it was done yesterday.
@PlacidPenguin It smells of Sharpie markers, Bic Round Stic ball point, or Ikea pencil.
@narfcake
I can’t say that I’ve ever smelled an IKEA pencil.
Besides, building one would probably take a while.
@PlacidPenguin
/wootstalker https://shirt.woot.com/offers/what-youll-need
What You’ll Need
Price: $19.00
Condition: Probably New
@narfcake
There’s a clip about an Ikea parody which would fit perfectly here, but I can’t remember which show it was on, or the context of the clip.
@PlacidPenguin
@narfcake said: Quoted for truthiness
rubber bands (box guitar kid made)
squishy meh face
slinky
RUDAMENTARYNESSITY!
SHAMEFUL!!
@DALBYO
Nah. It’s only shameful if you make it shameful.
I doubt anybody here has any shame in what they posted.
I STAND BY MY DECLARATIONNESSITY
Prettier (and lighter) than my mondo floor jack.
Easier than a loaf of bread.
Less corny than the “mehze” I planned on.
Shown expanded. The zipper in the middle allows the bag to compress/expand.
not dealing with this just yet. posts still count until I say so. @therealjrn still needs to explain how airborne fits to me.
@Seeds Airborne is a fizzy tablet. So it expands when you put it in water.
@therealjrn hm, I’ll buy that some parts of it expand into gas. approved.
closed.
Congrats @carl669 on your dick wrapper for most votes and @RiotDemon for the easy choice I never would have thought of as my favorite.
@Seeds it was my lucky day.