See ya, suckers!

therealjrn went on a bit of a rant said
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Y’all aren’t gonna have ol’ @therealjrn to kick around any more. I just got an OFFICIAL EMAIL FROM Mr CHRISTOPHER A. WRAY THE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) WASHINGTON DC. congratulating me on my choice of email because I won $14.5,000,000.00 (Fourteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars), From a Notional Lottery Company.

HAHAHAHA, ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE LOOSERS NOW

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (infor@hotmail.com) ATTENTION DEAR LOTTERY WINNER, This email has been issued to you in order to officially inform you that The federal bureau of investigation (FBI) have completed the investigation on an International lottery Payment which was issued to you by the International Lottery Company with the help of the newly developed technology IMNS (International Monitoring Network System) The federal bureau of investigation (FBI) has discovered this through an online intelligence-monitoring network system that your email address was automatically selected online by the lottery winning System. This has legally won you the sum of $14.5,000,000.00 (Fourteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars), From a Notional Lottery Company outside the United States, Your Lottery Winning Funds is 100% risk free and legal. Contact Mr CHRISTOPHER A. WRAY THE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) WASHINGTON DC. on the below information for more directive on how to claim your Lottery Winning Funds, Email: federalbureauo94@gmail.com Congratulations once more! BEST REGARDS, THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION(FBI). Washington, D.C UNITED STATE OF AMERICA.

See? It’s 100% risk free and legal. All you loosers are gonna be sad! Your sorry now!