Review your favorite Meh item!
4Hey there. Got another game headed your way. Have you ever bought something from Meh you really loved and wanted to tell everyone about? Write a review of the product (don’t include the name or what it does) and post it here!
I’ll start with an example:
I bought this as a gift, but I love it, so I kept it. In the long run, that was a good decision, because this is way better than the friend I was going to give it to. It’s great for at work, at home, or any other place you’re going to spend a bunch of time. My only regret is that it doesn’t survive daytime heat in a car, and so it’s slightly melted. The good news is, that adds character. The bad news is, the character is more “Salvador Dali” than “battle worn.”
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You’re all winners in my book. Even those of you who didn’t follow the rules to the letter got a chuckle out of me.
And by “got a chuckle” I mean you got a coupon (CHUCKLE) good for 1 use of $5 off between today and the end of the year.
@Cythwulf Many thanks! Aren’t you wondering what it is we were reviewing? I think everyone should go back and reply to their review with what the item was. (At least those who didn’t say it in the first place.)
@cinoclav Feel free to do that. I kind of like the mystery of not knowing.
@Cythwulf aawwww THANK YOU
@Cythwulf Thanks Mr. Chuckles!
It’s sooooo squishy soft. It’s on the slim side, but the length is very welcome. Most importantly, it features something which I like as a image, but not as much if it were real. I would have preferred more than just two styles, but both are fitting.
11 stars out of 10.
overall it’s just what you’d expect, but then when you examine it closer, the magic really starts to reveal itself. The insides are lined with pixie dust, which gives it a light weight without compromising durability. The image on the outside is wonderful in every way, layered perfectly and aligned by the gods themselves.
Cons: None. Except I wish they were free.
@capguncowboy almost screwed up, but i had time to edit it
Bought this because it looked smart. It keeps all of my brass things organized, and ready to use. Folds away neatly when not on use, and is expandable if I get more brass things! I always buy more for gifts whenever meh has them for sale.
This is perfect in every way! It’s so much fatter than it looked in the pictures and it’s super long too! My wife squealed in excitement when I gave it to her. She has used it dozens of times now and still gives a little sigh every time. When she’s done, she always looks forward to the next dose of warm liquid with eager anticipation
Cons: It does seem to drip down her chin onto her blouse from time to time.
@capguncowboy
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@capguncowboy
Glad to hear it’s so very meh.
Unbreakable and sealed, operable with the touch of a button, this this item is a staple product whether you’re out and about in the heat of summer or confined to your bed with a broken ankle. Infinitely reusable until your mom starts using yours because hers rolled under her bed, and then leaves it half-filled with cranberry juice for two weeks and neither of you is sure how to sterilize it.
@mossygreen Boiling water. 2 minutes, and any germs/viruses/etc. that was living on it won’t be.
Last year I did the fake review contest https://meh.com/forum/topics/birthday-game-the-meh-write-up-contest and won a Nespresso Vertuo machine. It was like winning a Gillette razor and no blades… but every time I have a $1.10 pod of Odacio I feel like a winner!
I never thought I’d use and enjoy this thing as much as I have. When not being used it’s small and tucks away nicely. But when I’m in a certain mood, I like to take it out and pull on it until it grows. I’ve used it at home in the kitchen, the living room, the bedroom, and I’ve even pulled it out at work to share with others. Sometimes I leave it out for quite a while, while other times I wash it as soon as I’m done with it. But I do my very best to never put it away wet. I really can’t recommend having one of these enough.
My collapsible bowl!
I bought 10 of these, but I should have bought more. I’ve used them in several applications around the house and yard and they’re still holding up great. Maybe faded a bit, but that’s ok. I’m always looking for new ways I can use 'em!
Pros:
Numerous practical uses
Easy to use
Fun to play with
Cons:
Need more
Not edible
Prone to fading
8/10 Might buy again.
Parked smartly on my desk, it stands ready to do my bidding. It does not call in sick, it does not ask for a raise. It merely helps me conduct my telephonic communications in a hands-free fashion. While I have several different types of this device I purchased at meh, it is far and away the best at what it does. It’s dual microphones pick up every nuanced sound in the room, while delivering clearly the communications it receives. A++ would by again, if needed.
There have been so many great items, but this one I use every day. Have them in several rooms, it makes life more convenient. Thank you
This one was a close second, you should get them again! They were small compact and traveled well. They did a great job of working out tension.
@tinamarie1974 well I just reread the rules. I totally fucked that one up…woopsie
I scoffed. I laughed. I said I would never buy one, who needs one except those hiking millenials who can’t deal with silence?
But meh got me with a inexpensive waterproof one and it has been great, especially when I’m doing things that could be dangerous to my laptop like washing dishes, gardening, and cooking.
Pros: super loud, holds a charge for forever, and won’t try to summon satan through typing when I spill water on it.
Cons: I’ve started listening to podcasts, urgh.
@Kessilari
It might be Satan.
I almost Kickstarted this item, but didn’t have a compatible phone at the time, so talked myself off that ledge. But then it wandered down the path towards obsolescence, which invariably leads to Meh.
I’ve bought three different versions from Meh: the first was cheap but so-so, and currently has a dead battery; the second made me feel like Dick Tracy without the banana trenchcoat, and then the band broke.
The third came out just as the company was folding. It has inaccessible functions and a gorgeous look, and I love it despite its minimal functionality. When I got a fourth in a Fuko, I was so excited!
That one won’t hold a charge.
Like my love of Nokia, my love for this brand of this item is irrational and deep, and I really am quite sincere that if I ever receive a crate of these, I will be over the moon. Even though only 25% will work, and those marginally.
So 5/5 for style, and all the other categories? Meh!
My most coveted product came in a Fuko purchase. It certainly didn’t fit in the Fuko bag, it barely fit through my front door! As magnificent and delicious looking as it appears, it has a funky, musty odor that no amount of Febreeze can destroy.
Funky odor and all my Grandkids just adore it and fight to see how many of them will fit on, under and over it. Have to admit, it’s certainly a conversation piece in the den! (Conversation usually starts with WTH is that thing?!?!)
Honestly wouldn’t mind having several more, so the Grands can share but alas I have never seen them on sale again.
We all love speaker docks, right? Well, this is sort of that… there’s a dock, and a speaker. But the speaker is bluetooth. And wirelessly charges. And the “dock” has built in wireless charging for the speaker AND my phone!
I must say, this little guy is fantastic, the ability to lazily toss my phone on it every night is great. The speaker sounds pretty decent as well, certainly better than most of the docks we’ve been sold in the past!
I’m gonna be honest, I never even saw them. They were available in a huge multi-pack – dark, mysterious, positively biblical in their pairing. So I bought as many as I could, and sent them off to an address a friend gave me. Some time later, I got a thank you note.
Here is why they are my favorite: because for months afterwards, every time it was cold or wet, I could imagine someone out there in the world feeling a little less crappy because of them. Two by two, out in the world, spreading a little warmth. I only wish I had been able to get more of them. 10/10, would purchase again.
They were surprisingly high quality. I assumed for 15 dollars they’d be junk. It’s like laying on luxury, but at thrift store prices. There’s even the added bonus of no stains. Unless you like that kind of thing. People are buying and drinking the bath water of internet whores, so maybe people would pay extra for the stains.
They are not whores you say? Selling something that touches your bits is pretty much like selling the use of your bits.
Doesn’t that make them closer to a stripper? There’s more of a disconnect there since there’s no actual touching of the bits.
I disagree, there’s bodily fluid exchange. Just delayed.
So like pulling out.
… this is going too far.
What do i expect from a review of this item? That’s the majority of what i do on them. The rest of the time I’m relegated to the couch anyway.
I see why. How did we split personalities like this anyway?
Probably from drinking that bath water.
/image meh pop socket
Loved it. The first one.
But it broke.
SOCKET POPPIT STAHPIT
@mediocrebot @Cythwulf
Oops. Scanned topic instead of reading.
Didn’t realize needed to allow for:
/giphy mystery!
/image melted in shipment
Need anyone say more?
@f00l fidget spinners?
@riskybryzness
Close.
/giphy not there yet
@f00l @riskybryzness
As I see it, yes
/8ball Can speaker docks melt?
@f00l @narfcake @riskybryzness it must be knifes then.
@narfcake @riskybryzness
/8ball Does 8ball suck?
You may rely on it
@narfcake @riskybryzness @therealjrn
Melty knives are only in Oklahoma.
@f00l @narfcake @riskybryzness
@narfcake @riskybryzness @therealjrn
/giphy Manhattan
