@therealjrn I love tools. I could open a small store with my tool collections. I was just being humorous. Most of the comments here are people kidding around. I have plenty of pliers. I want an interesting gadget next.
@march5th00 I got a Ninja Blender as a “free gift” at the casino a couple of weeks ago. I figured it was just another crappy appliance… like the Sunbeam rice steamer or the Rival bagel toaster they gave me in May. But you’re saying the Ninja is actually a thing?
@RiotDemon “Back-in-the-day” Matt and his minions would empty out all sorts of shit from the warehouse. Most of it in small amounts, and then he would put up some kind of expensive item so people could go take a shit, shower, eat something, etc. Rinse. Repeat.
@RiotDemon Maybe not in your wheelhouse, but they rolled out several unexpected items. Nin Switch, the GoPro, two different high-end Lego sets, the $200 70" 4K tv,
FYI your information, you can use the LED light to pry open the ATM machine when it doesn’t accept your PIN number after entering it in on the LCD display after pulling up in your SUV vehicle at 10 A.M. in the morning, unless the machine just crashed due to running out of RAM memory.
@DaveInSoCal I bought some last time and you really do not want these to return, actually works better if you throw them as far as you can then walk over there and throw them again… much better as gifts
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x 10" LED Pliers
1x 12" LED Pliers
Warranty
1 Year Readymax
Estimated Delivery
Wednesday, July 15th - Monday, July 20th
/giphy tongue and groove
An hour of fucking pliers? Fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk.
@studerc Pretty sure that’s gonna violate the Geneva Convention.
@awk Hear that Meh, the fucking Geneva Convention. You’re playing with fire…
@awk Somebody watched Hogan’s Heroes.
@studerc These would have been a good five minute item.
Who the fuck needs two of these?
@Kevin THEY’RE TWO FUCKING DIFFERENT SIZES. I bought them last time for a present…they’re OK.
@therealjrn Slip-joint, no less. Time for a gadget.
@jewelshound They’re “Tongue and groove” bow chica wow wow.
Only 36 minutes away to your next dissapointment!
@therealjrn yes, I bought some too; much better as a present than to actually use; flimsy and not well made
Argh…at least bluetooth speakers and knives have good use cases…
@ZADMan LED flashlights come in great plastic cases. I find plenty of usage for them.
Last time these were on it was a gasp whole day! {que creepy organ music}
Really? Pliers? With a tiny LED that is blocked by whatever you are turning or twisting or whatever. Is this worse than Soy?
@jewelshound Great for when you need them under your toilet, or your cabinets, or your sinks…I guess you could always hire a plumber miss fancy-pants.
@therealjrn I love tools. I could open a small store with my tool collections. I was just being humorous. Most of the comments here are people kidding around. I have plenty of pliers. I want an interesting gadget next.
@jewelshound I was kidding too.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Come on Ninja Blender!!! Just 3 more to go…
@march5th00 say what?
@march5th00 I got a Ninja Blender as a “free gift” at the casino a couple of weeks ago. I figured it was just another crappy appliance… like the Sunbeam rice steamer or the Rival bagel toaster they gave me in May. But you’re saying the Ninja is actually a thing?
@ruouttaurmind yeah they sold them cheap refurbished previously. I failed to jump on it and two days later my blender broke.
So a round or two of Meh and Morningsave to boot wasn’t enough to clear out the warehouse of these freaking things …
@nolrak I did MY part, I bought TWO sets last time.
@therealjrn sigh, okay, fine.
/buy
Maybe someone has done this already, but I predict 60 total sales (at 45 sales the face was at 270° so it was 3/4 done). That means six more and out.
This is turning into the day of shit that is just left over in the warehouse that isn’t enough for a full sales day.
@RiotDemon you thought otherwise at some point?
@RiotDemon Ain’t that what the old-school woot-offs were? Why so disappointed?
@therealjrn the new-school woot-offs are the same thing, just with crappier discounts
@nolrak Touche
@therealjrn I never joined woot until recently, so I have no idea about the woot offs.
@somurdoch I mean, they had “personal massagers” in the middle of the night. Haven’t seen that here before. Was hoping for more unique stuff.
@RiotDemon “Back-in-the-day” Matt and his minions would empty out all sorts of shit from the warehouse. Most of it in small amounts, and then he would put up some kind of expensive item so people could go take a shit, shower, eat something, etc. Rinse. Repeat.
@RiotDemon Woot had bacon lube one time.
@therealjrn nauseating.
@RiotDemon Well, I wouldn’t call it nauseating really…er…I mean my friend said it wasn’t so bad.
@therealjrn anything bacon flavored/scented that isn’t bacon is usually pretty fucking disgusting.
Plus, I don’t want to taste like smoked meats.
@RiotDemon Maybe not in your wheelhouse, but they rolled out several unexpected items. Nin Switch, the GoPro, two different high-end Lego sets, the $200 70" 4K tv,
@ruouttaurmind $200 70" 4K tv? I would have been on that like white on rice.
@therealjrn It sold out fast. They only had none.
@ruouttaurmind yeah, that was cool. They were the 5 minute deals though.
I guess this makey makey thing is unique. So unique I have no idea Wtf it is.
Deal’s not good enough to ply any money out of my wallet
@seraphimcaduto one star awarded for the bad plier pun.
“slip joint” not “tongue & groove”
@ekw tongue and groove are a type of slip joint plier?
@RiotDemon @ekw we’ll split the difference and call it “joint and groove.”
@RiotDemon tongue & groove is either a type of carpentry, or something you might do w/ your girlfriend.
I don’t think it’s a type of pliers.
@ekw https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_joint_pliers
FYI your information, you can use the LED light to pry open the ATM machine when it doesn’t accept your PIN number after entering it in on the LCD display after pulling up in your SUV vehicle at 10 A.M. in the morning, unless the machine just crashed due to running out of RAM memory.
I’m not sure why 1 hour of a crappy product annoys me more than a full day, but it does.
@MrMark it’s the countdown timer taunting you that makes it worse
These are actually pretty good pliers, if you ignore the cheesy LED light. I’m kind of picky about my tools, and I actually like these.
Has anyone thrown one of these? Do they return like a boomerang? Because, you know… that would be awesome.
/giphy boomerang
@DaveInSoCal If you throw it at a cop, I bet it will come right back to you, and then some!
@DaveInSoCal I bought some last time and you really do not want these to return, actually works better if you throw them as far as you can then walk over there and throw them again… much better as gifts