@5665150 I have zero willpower to stay away, even when I am half asleep as I set alarms for every minute and 45 seconds to refresh. I think I need a Meh/IRK 12 step program.
@crow I keep thinking the same thing. I wonder how many of us hang on if there are so many VMP only sales around lunch time. Maybe it’s a slap in the face to anyone who didn’t know about meh when it was available or maybe it helps drive sales to the ICYMI section.
I’m ready, my birthday is the 17th and I want an irk for my birthday! Well a GOOD irk, you hear me MEH. I missed the one last month so I didn’t get anything nice.
Not much to look forward to for birthdays when you start to get old but I’ll look forward to a special birthday irk from MEH.
@joebuddah
Not too many years apart I’m gonna be 39 this year. Wish it was still 30 though lol. An irk with 39 item for my bday sounds good, you have the right idea.
@Star2236 The Guinness book of world records awards you an entry for turning 100,111.
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Happy 39th. See now doesn’t that sound younger now?
PS That is roughly the card I gave an aunt when she turned 90 and another relative when she turned 60.
They already did that - but they looked like cut glass, apparently
From some of the comments about those S-link bracelets, I get the impression that it was cut-glass at crap-diamond prices. I’m glad I don’t have a diamond fetish. CZ, Czech crystal and Moissanite is plenty good enough for me. Want pretty, not want to pay lots. (But I will pay for real gold because it doesn’t tarnish or do nasty things to skin.)
@Felton10
What you want is MassiveQuantitiesOfCrapDrop.
The first load would be 207 pounds of Lucas batteries, TrackR Pixels, size 4 blue Clawz, iPhone cases, Mac sleeves, Jalapeno-Cheddar keto puffs, Sweet Defeat gum, and returned socks.
I know they’re probably giving @koolhandjoe and his staff some much needed breaks from the mehrathon frenzied. But I’m really itching for one now. Hoping one will show up next week.
@OnionSoup
If so, then given the historic degree to which such resolutions generally get respected, we can anticipate that there will be more of them, with ever-decreasing IRK batch sizes and frequencies.
@tinamarie1974
Oh! It was today? I hope it was a great day!!!
(Mehrathons are never on weekends, are they?)
This guy isn’t as handsome as your pup, but giphy isn’t very inspired today.
@Kidsandliz@Kyeh@tinamarie1974
OK… so I’m late to the party (as usual).
Happy (belated) birthday. Hope it was filled with loads of fun (some of it involving whips lassos and thigh high boots perhaps!)
@tinamarie1974
By the way, a good friend of mine has the same birthday as you, but he insists that he doesn’t want any acknowledgment of it. So yesterday I conveniently forgot, but today I sent him this:
@Kyeh
I understand the no-acknowledgement stance; I’ve taken it myself for most of the past 30+ years. Mine’s December 21st, and after way too many instances of the rest of the world making it clear to me that my birthday did not matter and would not be celebrated, I basically banned recognition rather than approach the event with uncertainty about just how it would go down. I felt that knowing up front that it would be just another day was preferable to what had been the historic result of most attempts to do otherwise.
@werehatrack You could choose an unbirthday in a nonholiday month and just throw yourself a party! My friend is mostly avoiding mention of his birthday because he doesn’t like to acknowledge getting older.
The Mothership Amazon seems to have killed off the Meh-rathons apparently. Saw a story last month they were telling folks who wanted to return some items to “Keep it; Donate it; or Throw it away”. So, no returns equals nothing to fill up the IRK boxes!! So sad.
@IndifferentDude
Spamazon is not Meh’s mothership. It’s not even the grinchy in-law. Closer to the arrogant ex that kept the house and threw a bunch of money at you to get a quick exit, and then tore out all the landscaping and interior and completely redid the place in brutalist modern. And they wonder why you still have all the friends who hardly ever show up for their parties now.
@IndifferentDude@Star2236 Yeah I returned a $13 item to Amazon as they definitely wanted it back. I tried first returning it to Kohl’s but had to take it to UPS. The guy there said they send around 10-12 big boxes out each day of Amazon returns
Noooooooo! I’ve been enjoying my sleep.
No. I’m too tired to even spell Meth-a-horn
No
Every night lately I go to check Meh and hope it is not tonight…seriously sleep deprived right now.
@cbilyak exactly the same
@5665150 I have zero willpower to stay away, even when I am half asleep as I set alarms for every minute and 45 seconds to refresh. I think I need a Meh/IRK 12 step program.
24/7/365!! Bring it on Baby!!
Sure! Just…maybe have fewer IRKs with a greater quantity for sale
Wwhhhyyyyyyyyyy
If Mediocre Bot has not found a way to deal with the bots ddos-ing the IRK sales during a Meh-ra-thon… I think I will finally let my VMP go away.
Here’s hoping for a bot-free 'thon!
@crow I keep thinking the same thing. I wonder how many of us hang on if there are so many VMP only sales around lunch time. Maybe it’s a slap in the face to anyone who didn’t know about meh when it was available or maybe it helps drive sales to the ICYMI section.
@crow I read that as a “bot-free thong” and thought…
@crow @ybmuG
If you have a botfly in your thong “that shit’s about to get real”!
I’m ready, my birthday is the 17th and I want an irk for my birthday! Well a GOOD irk, you hear me MEH. I missed the one last month so I didn’t get anything nice.
Not much to look forward to for birthdays when you start to get old but I’ll look forward to a special birthday irk from MEH.
@Star2236 I think you need to ask for a BAD Irk. A good one would imply lots of regrets.
@Star2236 Whats up fellow Jan Bday buddy
@joebuddah
Not too many years apart I’m gonna be 39 this year. Wish it was still 30 though lol. An irk with 39 item for my bday sounds good, you have the right idea.
@Star2236 FIRST! Happy 10th anniversary of your 29th birthday!
@Star2236 The Guinness book of world records awards you an entry for turning 100,111.
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Happy 39th. See now doesn’t that sound younger now?
PS That is roughly the card I gave an aunt when she turned 90 and another relative when she turned 60.
Firk that shit
@bmf
FTFY.
I am ready for a mehrathon like I am ready for jock itch.
@Felton10
Any excuse to play with those balls of yours… Lol
And a special happy New Year wish to you & @walter!
Yep. But not expecting one for a week or two.
I would love an IRK on Jan 22. As its my birthday. I would be super soaked, if there was 41 items for my 41st
@joebuddah you must rock to have the same birthday as me
/giphy always!
They’re waiting so long, we’re all going to expect something extra good in the next Mehrathon.
Every two weeks… We expect crap. Wait a whole month… We expect diamonds for cut glass prices.
@OnionSoup
I expect shards of broken dirty glass for really cheap.
Expectations set accordingly.
@OnionSoup
They already did that - but they looked like cut glass, apparently:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/10-carat-tw-diamond-s-link-sterling-silver-bracelet
@OnionSoup
And we’ll get the same old stuff that they couldn’t get rid of any other way regardless.
@RogerWilco well, I think I’m too sleepy to stay up for it tonight so I guarantee it will be tonight. Saved some shards for me.
@OnionSoup … and here’s your diamonds, no Mehrathon.
@Kyeh @OnionSoup
From some of the comments about those S-link bracelets, I get the impression that it was cut-glass at crap-diamond prices. I’m glad I don’t have a diamond fetish. CZ, Czech crystal and Moissanite is plenty good enough for me. Want pretty, not want to pay lots. (But I will pay for real gold because it doesn’t tarnish or do nasty things to skin.)
Ready!
/giphy my body is ready
@medz thank you for posting.
Ready or not, it didn’t happen tonight.
10 days into the year without a Mehrathon. I guess 2022 is an auspicious year and our time of terror and plague is behind us
@OnionSoup
NO! I disagree!
Enough with single items I don’t need, I want massive quantities of shit I don’t need (ie a mehrathon)
@Felton10
What you want is MassiveQuantitiesOfCrapDrop.
The first load would be 207 pounds of Lucas batteries, TrackR Pixels, size 4 blue Clawz, iPhone cases, Mac sleeves, Jalapeno-Cheddar keto puffs, Sweet Defeat gum, and returned socks.
@Felton10 @werehatrack
Don’t forget speakerdocks, knives, fidget spinners, drones, and Pop Sockets!
I know they’re probably giving @koolhandjoe and his staff some much needed breaks from the mehrathon frenzied. But I’m really itching for one now. Hoping one will show up next week.
@mbersiam
I’m ready now that I just received the items I ordered from the December 6 mehrathon
/giphy eyeroll
@ironcheftoni that’s usually the telling sign on when the next will start!
Meh’s new year resolution was to have fewer Mehrathons.
@OnionSoup
If so, then given the historic degree to which such resolutions generally get respected, we can anticipate that there will be more of them, with ever-decreasing IRK batch sizes and frequencies.
Thank goodness.
Perhaps there’s a Mehrathon tonight?
@mike808 that’s a negative ghostrider!
@sillyheathen @carl669
Fucking fuckers. Blame.
You need to turn it off and back on again.
@mike808 @sillyheathen oy! why the fuck i gotta get dragged into this fuckery??
@carl669
They’re just fucking with you. Because hey now.
you’re an all-star
@mediocrebot @carl669 @mike808 @werehatrack get your game on go play!
@sillyheathen @werehatrack
Aw, you’re simply the best. Maybe Dave Grohl will make an appearance.
@mike808 @werehatrack now that would be amazeballs!
@sillyheathen Nope. The mediocrebot is MIA.
When is the next Mehrathon?
@LionessofJudah
We only know the hour of the coming, not the day.
@LionessofJudah @werehatrack it is said
I was hoping for one on my birthday. Guess not!!
@tinamarie1974
Oh! It was today? I hope it was a great day!!!
(Mehrathons are never on weekends, are they?)
This guy isn’t as handsome as your pup, but giphy isn’t very inspired today.
@tinamarie1974 Okay, this is more like it:
@Kyeh oh he is a beautiful boy though!!
It is today. Just got back from my parents. Mom made her yummy lasagna and my sister made a sicilian cake. So good!!!
@tinamarie1974 Nice! I hope you got some presents, too! (And the rest of the lasagna to take home?!)
@tinamarie1974
@Kyeh I took home a few pieces and a slice of cake. Got a couple of GC’s to my favorite store.
@kidsandliz thanks for the well wishes
@Kidsandliz @Kyeh @tinamarie1974
OK… so I’m late to the party (as usual).
Happy (belated) birthday. Hope it was filled with loads of fun (some of it involving
whipslassos and thigh high boots perhaps!)@chienfou @Kyeh @tinamarie1974
We both know @tinamarie1974 enjoys her spike heels with her boots (grin).
Edit - these almost look like ballet toe (pointe) slippers with heel balance supports in boot form.
/image very high spike heel boots
@chienfou @Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974
OMG, those look horribly uncomfortable!
@tinamarie1974
By the way, a good friend of mine has the same birthday as you, but he insists that he doesn’t want any acknowledgment of it. So yesterday I conveniently forgot, but today I sent him this:
@Kyeh
I understand the no-acknowledgement stance; I’ve taken it myself for most of the past 30+ years. Mine’s December 21st, and after way too many instances of the rest of the world making it clear to me that my birthday did not matter and would not be celebrated, I basically banned recognition rather than approach the event with uncertainty about just how it would go down. I felt that knowing up front that it would be just another day was preferable to what had been the historic result of most attempts to do otherwise.
@werehatrack You could choose an unbirthday in a nonholiday month and just throw yourself a party! My friend is mostly avoiding mention of his birthday because he doesn’t like to acknowledge getting older.
The Mothership Amazon seems to have killed off the Meh-rathons apparently. Saw a story last month they were telling folks who wanted to return some items to “Keep it; Donate it; or Throw it away”. So, no returns equals nothing to fill up the IRK boxes!! So sad.
/giphy cry
@IndifferentDude
Spamazon is not Meh’s mothership. It’s not even the grinchy in-law. Closer to the arrogant ex that kept the house and threw a bunch of money at you to get a quick exit, and then tore out all the landscaping and interior and completely redid the place in brutalist modern. And they wonder why you still have all the friends who hardly ever show up for their parties now.
@IndifferentDude
I’ve returned a few things to Amazon lately and I haven’t been told to keep anything. It will be the shit I really don’t need.
@IndifferentDude @Star2236 Yeah I returned a $13 item to Amazon as they definitely wanted it back. I tried first returning it to Kohl’s but had to take it to UPS. The guy there said they send around 10-12 big boxes out each day of Amazon returns
@IndifferentDude @Kidsandliz @Star2236
I miss the Black Friday store in Montgomery that used to be an outlet for this kind of returned crap
@chienfou @IndifferentDude @Kidsandliz
I didn’t even know there was a store but I live in MI
What if Irk died and Meh are all in mourning and can’t bring themselves around to another Mehrathon because of the IRKs…