Please take it easy on me
16Hi all you wonderful, beautiful and amazing Meh peeps. I’ve noticed that I have never started a post of my own on here, not to mention it’s on my stats too. I just need a little compassion when the new or old items come out to buy or not to buy. I usually don’t have my computer up and running at this time of night so I use my trusty little Samsung phone to see what is or isn’t on the the Meh screen for the night. Well the problem at hand is, when there are more videos than peeps on here my dear little phone keeps getting booted out of here and it’s really a pain in my rectal area to keep trying to come back in time and time and time and time, oh sorry got a little carried away, again. So can I ask please don’t load up the main page with all the videos, of course I can ask duhh. Don’t mean I’m gonna like the answer but if I smile pretty maybe ya’ll will take it easy on me, Best I can do on short notice. I do appreciate each and everyone of you in here. So please take that to heart before you blow my doors off. Thanks for reading that is if you do, oh well onward thru the fog, Gnite all!
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The cool kids go to
http://mehtracker.altervista.org/mehapihappyfuntimes.html
Or more realistically, mehstalker.com.
@medz - I second this. Meh Stalker is awesome.
@KDemo agreed.
@lichme LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!!
@KDemo It’s okay I suppose, the dev can be an a-hole
@carl669 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl!
@lichme - True, but we put up with it because the site is so useful.
Suggestion:
Check the Twitter or FB page at midnight. You can’t buy from there, but you can see what’s for sale and decide if it’s worth opening the page.
(TBH, not sure if those will load any faster, but I think they will.)
I want to thank each and everyone of you who has responded to my post. You have helped me to understand this environment with a clearer prospective. I also want to say that I think you are all just totally awesome people and just a damn cool place to hang around and read your post. I just love confusion it helps me cope with every day life. Once again thanks and keep your head up eyes straight and try not to bang your head on the wall while reaching out of the shower for something. Have a wonderful day and carry on.
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@hotwheels53 - Your prose is hard to resist and thoroughly entertaining.
/youtube more videos
/youtube good night
@Ignorant
Maaaaybe I’m a lil high but that that good night video was enchanting. On to watch further videos of similiar ilk.
Girl in the next cube smiled as she glanced over, is chance mine!
You could always download opera mini app https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.opera.mini.native&hl=en
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/opera-software-asa/opera-mini/opera-mini-20-0-2254-110284-release/
it loads most webpages even on older slower phones and it doesnt load any videos so your phone wont freeze
Sundays is usually the only day loaded with tons of videos. Most other days it’s only one video. Today was a special day talking about Sundays, so that’s why there’s a ton of them.
The Twitter suggestion is the best. Someone has it set up that it actually texts them the tweet to see what it is. I don’t know how to do that since I don’t bother with Twitter.
@RiotDemon
Text to:
40404
The following message:
follow @wearemeh
I think that’s right.
Btw this will not come in fast enough to help anyone get a fuku/o.
@RiotDemon What @f00l said. Or you can play around with ifttt and even set up filters on the tweets and maybe even have it auto-buy stuff for you (if you are really crazy and creative).
@baqui63 @RiotDemon @f00l @hotwheels53
Been trying to get a recipe for IF(TTT) going which doesn’t involve Twitter. @PlacidPenguin has a recipe, but I’m trying to make a better one.
Unfortunately the RSS page which Meh has hasn’t been playing nicely with me. So, I’ve been working on alternatives. Since I can only test it out at midnight, I won’t know for another 23 hours and 45 minutes or so if what I just set up works.
It involves me creating a new RSS page through a site which I’ve used before for other recipes.
Hopefully it works.
While the Twitter one is good, sometimes I want to see what the item looks like. This should allow me to do that (with a little tinkering possibly).
So… It didn’t work, which means I have 23 hours and 25 minutes or so to work on the next attempts.
I suppose I could create a throwaway Twitter account and just solve the issue that way, but that wouldn’t be much fun.
It also would help if the product image had a side static URL (in that there would be the unique URL (which we have now) so that the URL would show the correct product regardless of the date, and also a URL which would only show the item for that day and the URL would never change).
@ilovehollboll I played with this for a while tonight using several different feed generators and finally settled on the following as kinda sorta working. (Life would be so much easier if IFTTT just had a way to frakking parse web pages.)
Anyways, I found this site and used it to create this feed which has the item name, price, buy link and first four pix.
Unfortunately, meh rolled over before I had the ifttt recipe set up so not sure that it will work with it.
@baqui63
The annoying thing about trying to set up a recipe for the Meh rollover is that it can’t be tested until the rollover, thus leaving a whole day to work on it and ponder if it will work.
@baqui63
Did you mess with the feed?
@baqui63
So…
Good news: The recipe I was testing worked.
Bad News: I didn’t have an image set up, so I dunno if that works.
More bad news: I got the notification 25 minutes after the deal went up.
Bright side: At least I don’t need to set up a throwaway Twitter account.
Of course, if I wanna know what the deal is, I’d be looking at Meh at midnight anyways, so I dunno why I’m putting in much effort to get a working IF recipe.
@ilovehollboll Last thing first: because you can. Why else does ANYONE do ANYTHING?
I have not changed the feed I created since I mentioned it here, though IFttt seems to use the last image (the “goofy one”) rather than the first image, so I’ll probably tweak that if/when I circle back to this.
IFTTT is not going to be useful for instantaneous action and expecting it to assist with getting a Fuko is ridiculous. I believe it polls most things about once an hour. (Eons ago, when I was chasing reputation on deals.woot, I had a recipe that texted me whenever OhCheri posted a new deal because an early upvote on one of her deals was most of what was needed to keep my rep in the top 20 or so. Frequently, the texts came almost an hour after she posted a deal. Sometimes it was almost instant.)
The text I got from IFTTT for the Shark Mop deal came in at 12:06 AM:
New meh item Shark Lift-Away Steam Mop with Removable Handheld Steamer (Refurbished) $45 http://ift.tt/2kgYk4z http://ift.tt/2kqzORS
The “New meh item” test came from my IFTTT recipe as text. The rest of it came from {{variables}}.
@baqui63
I agree with the philosophy of “because you can” when it comes to tech (and to a lesser extent: everything else (mostly because “everything else” is so broad)).
Of course it’s not gonna be useful for instantaneous results. Just a matter of how soon the results come in.
@ilovehollboll Apparently, for me, at 12:06 AM (at least it was again tonight).
While two 12:06 AM’s in a row does not a pattern make, I’m now vaguely wondering if IFTTT schedules recipes at an hourly interval from whatever time they are last saved or some such. (I’ll add this to my “maybe one day I’ll get around to checking this” list.)
@baqui63
On Wednesday the recipe which I mentioned ran at 12:25 AM. Updated it at 12:26 AM.
It ran today at 12:06 AM.
Worked great. Got the listing and pic.
Had to make an adjustment since I had to be able to tell which notification was for which version of the recipe. Hope I didn’t mess up the timing.
@baqui63
I give up with finding a pattern.
12:22 AM on Sunday, 12:30 AM today.
Then again, 2 and 3 days ago though it ran at 12:06 AM, so for 3 days in a row, it ran at an interval of 24 hours. Although I expect that it checks more often, but it just doesn’t update.
@someRiverNoise The docs say it only triggers when there is a change, so the first check (by ifttt) after the meh rollover triggers it.
I had five texts at 12:06 AM (last one was Saturday morning for the Pursonic deal) and then all have been at 12:09 AM.
@baqui63 @someRiverNoise
I decided that I wasn’t too keep on having the Twitter channel active for just one app for reasons which I can’t recall. I dunno. I woke up in the middle of the night (well, technically morning), opened IF, and disconnected Twitter.
I’ve been working on a new RSS feed for Meh anyways. So, perfect timing.
@baqui63 - Did you make any changes to the recipe to cause it to change to 12:09 AM?
@PlacidPenguin I did not make any changes.
Perhaps it is related to the phase of the moon and the average height of socks worn by third graders in tulsa?
@baqui63
Probably.
12:27 AM yesterday. 12:07 AM today.
@baqui63 @someRiverNoise
I officially give up trying to determine a pattern not related to the tide. 12:03 today.
If either of you find one though, I’ll be curious as to what it is.
@baqui63
4/02 - 12:34 AM
4/03 - 12:24 AM
4/04 - 12:24 AM
4/05 - 12:30 AM
I reconfigured the recipe some time last month to show the title and the pic.
Thankfully the pic which is shown is the humor pic.
you could also go to the forum, see what’s for sale based on the thread, then if you’re interested use the buy slash command.
#blametoon
/giphy rectal area
If you use chrome you can turn on Data Saver to lessen the load as well…
https://support.google.com/chrome/answer/2392284
@thismyusername
From the linked page:
Data Saver won’t work if you’re on secure pages (addresses that start with https://) or if you’re browsing in private with Incognito mode.
@f00l I think it loads the non secure elements via the compressor… and I think most of the images and videos are posted here without https.
@thismyusername
Could be. Haven’t tried.
Thank you KDemo for your wonderful comment about my writing abilities. I do try very hard to keep it at an 8th grade level I want to also thank tsfisch for the lovely music that you posted. I was thoroughly impressed with title and tunes. Both of you made a very miserable Fri. the 13th into a memorable day for me. I had a glass of wine while listening to the video slipping slowly into an o.b.e. While sipping another glass of wine I entered into Trump Tower taking the elevator up to the penthouse suite. I then looked over at the jacuzzi to my amazement there were bubbles almost up to the ceiling. Then as quickly as it came the o.b.e. vanished. Once again it was wonderful as long as it lasted. So thanks guys for making my Fri. the 13th a 9.6 when it was at a 3.2. Have a beautiful and blessed year. Peace out!