Pitney Bowes Breaking News

OnionSoup thought this was worth mentioning said Wed, Jun 24th 2020 at 12:01pm ET

The CEO of Pitney Bowes this morning delivered a speech to stunned onlookers in Grapevine Texas this morning announcing his intention to run for president of the United States.

He believes he has what it takes to defeat President Obama and Mitt Romney by promising stimulus packages that are only slightly beat up.

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Kidsandliz said Wed, Jun 24th 2020 at 12:09pm ET:

But those stimulus packages will be delayed until several presidents later. And the tracking of the bill’s progress through the various government bodies that deal with this will be spot on accurate. Right?

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GetClosure said Wed, Jun 24th 2020 at 12:36pm ET:

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  /giphy sorry
  
  OnionSoup said Wed, Jun 24th 2020 at 12:49pm ET
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  /giphy why sorry?
  
  Cerridwyn said Wed, Jun 24th 2020 at 7:11pm ET
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lljk said Thu, Jun 25th 2020 at 10:41pm ET:

Breaking news? What did Pitney Bowes break this time?

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ybmuG said Wed, Jun 24th 2020 at 11:02pm ET:

Joe?

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  /youtube hey joe
  
  f00l said Thu, Jun 25th 2020 at 2:07am ET
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ThunderChicken said Thu, Jun 25th 2020 at 4:54pm ET:

I wouldn’t vote for him for dog catcher.
/giphy dog catcher

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DaveJohnsen said Thu, Jun 25th 2020 at 6:03pm ET:

Wow, Meh. I know that some of your stuff is just meh. But using PB as the shipper makes it all meh.

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- @DaveJohnsen I can’t disagree, but since so many of us are paying $5/month for unlimited shipping, they have to do what they can to keep costs down. And it’s not like they have the buying power of Amazon/Woot.
  
  ThunderChicken said Thu, Jun 25th 2020 at 7:14pm ET
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sammydog01 said Thu, Jun 25th 2020 at 10:51pm ET:

https://reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/comments/hfx7nt/how_different_services_deliver/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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- @sammydog01 The real magic was UPS spitting on the door.
  
  ruouttaurmind said Thu, Jun 25th 2020 at 11:19pm ET
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Cerridwyn said Thu, Jun 25th 2020 at 8:52pm ET:

that quote still makes me giggle

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martycaw said Fri, Jun 26th 2020 at 2:55pm ET:

Worked at post office,many years ago called postal inspector to track my order , number is ok but all false movements , it could be in meh wherehouse,or pb ,it does not exist ,meh has a security problem

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