@alose@blaineg
Ground up expired cat treats might be preferable to some of the “herbal”| crap that the typical snake oil peddler uses. A couple of physician friends have added a section for “No, really, ALSO TELL US ABOUT THE VITAMINS AND SUPPLEMENTS YOU TAKE” to their patient visit forms because of the number of times that they’ve had patients who were slowly making themselves seriously ill with that junk.
@hchavers
There is no such thing as “leftover fruitcake”. That concoction has two forms; Missing, because we ate it, and Legacy, because we are not permitted to summarily and/or surreptitiously discard it due to the Fruitcake Convention of 1944 rules forbidding the waste of this precious commodity. (Some of the fruitcakes from that era are still being regifted yet today.)
There are bakers who have recognized that their versions are in the latter category, and have attempted to exalt that status…
“Boost” is not a term which belongs in any discussion of what takes place on Rh Theone of Swirling Waters. And the less said about those sessions, the better.
I just wouldn’t consume any of this stuff. Honestly, you can maintain a healthy disposition by eating fresh vegetables and fruits with vitamins and minerals and fiber all occurring naturally. You do not need these supplements unless you just don’t, or can’t, eat the food you’re supposed to eat. As for me; fresh Blueberries, Apples, Cranberries, Cherries, Broccoli, Spinach, Kale, Peppers, Brussels Sprouts, and pretty much everything else, exception; Beets (yuck) keeps me regular and healthy.
I would have been a lot more interested if they didn’t have random vegetation included. And they are unlikely to convince me that their vegetation is anything that I need.
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The brand sounds like it should be selling cat treats.
@alose I would give my cat an ingeniously combined proprietary blend of digestive enzymes and potent probiotics!
@alose A product of the long-awaited merger of Friskies and Whiskas.
@alose @Rowsdower whiskies? Honestly doesn’t sound like a bad time.
@alose Maybe they ARE selling cat treats. Expired, ground up cat treats.
@alose @blaineg
Ground up expired cat treats might be preferable to some of the “herbal”| crap that the typical snake oil peddler uses. A couple of physician friends have added a section for “No, really, ALSO TELL US ABOUT THE VITAMINS AND SUPPLEMENTS YOU TAKE” to their patient visit forms because of the number of times that they’ve had patients who were slowly making themselves seriously ill with that junk.
@alose
Or Viagra.
@alose
(Or Viagra for cats – except I don’t think they really need that.)
I wonder, if the labels got switched around on these products, would anybody notice?
@awk Guessing the dairy one has lactase, so that’d be a yes. The caffeine one would be noticeable too.
I prefer to use Colon Blow.
@yakkoTDI For fast, effective relief…
@eq52515 @yakkoTDI It’s real now.
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@blaineg @eq52515 That’s awesome! I still love the original skit from '89.
FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
@yakkoTDI rhere is always TurboLax…
/giphy turbolax
“Are you in a shit mood all the time?” Who the fuck is asking? Fuck you!
Huh… Maybe I should give the mood boost a try.
/giphy thoughtful-festive-feast
Sawdust capsules. This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.
At the end of this week, I would consider these. But now I want all the leftover eggnog and fruitcake!
@hchavers yes on the fruitcake!!
@hchavers why not both?
@hchavers
There is no such thing as “leftover fruitcake”. That concoction has two forms; Missing, because we ate it, and Legacy, because we are not permitted to summarily and/or surreptitiously discard it due to the Fruitcake Convention of 1944 rules forbidding the waste of this precious commodity. (Some of the fruitcakes from that era are still being regifted yet today.)
There are bakers who have recognized that their versions are in the latter category, and have attempted to exalt that status…
@werehatrack I grandmother tried that one year. The following year, we forgot which one being saved and we all got drunk.
@hchavers
brought to you by the same people who make cat food & Fresca!
I’m just here for the line “caffeinated milkshakes you call coffee”
@cavalier24601
Phrase shamelessly stolen and filed for deployment elsewhere, much thanks both to the author and to you for pointing it out.
“Boost” is not a term which belongs in any discussion of what takes place on Rh Theone of Swirling Waters. And the less said about those sessions, the better.
@werehatrack
OFFS, phone! I typed “the Throne of Swirling Waters” and that’s what you autocorrupted it to?
I just wouldn’t consume any of this stuff. Honestly, you can maintain a healthy disposition by eating fresh vegetables and fruits with vitamins and minerals and fiber all occurring naturally. You do not need these supplements unless you just don’t, or can’t, eat the food you’re supposed to eat. As for me; fresh Blueberries, Apples, Cranberries, Cherries, Broccoli, Spinach, Kale, Peppers, Brussels Sprouts, and pretty much everything else, exception; Beets (yuck) keeps me regular and healthy.
[notices that kale is in the list of “foods”]
[quietly looks to see if speaker is holding a book titled “To Serve Man”]
@accelerator I need you to adopt and feed me!
Where is the Nightly Reboot?
It is the necessary companion to Energy Reboot
Other sales outlets offer it cheaper. WTMeh?
/giphy glistening-twinkling-wreath
Eh, I’m almost out of my drugstore probiotic.
I would have been a lot more interested if they didn’t have random vegetation included. And they are unlikely to convince me that their vegetation is anything that I need.
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My order lost by FEDEX since Dec 31. Today is Jan. 6. Maybe a different shipper should be used. Anyone else have a similar experience?