@cbl_wv Hope this is packaged better than the previous product, which seemed to explode in transit from the Meh warehouse to destination… Hint to all of y’all in TX, be sure to actually tape up the damned bottles before you ship them, and add some bubble wrap or air-paks in the box!! (Wet boxes of empty bottles does not make us happy, 'kay? Thx!)
@cbl_wv LOL, it Doesn’t & the packaging, not great. I don’t know about everyone else, however I’m not totally impressed with Morning Save. Couple reasons why. First off the make-up brush cleaner that “ retails” for $128—ALL plastic the wand that holds the batteries plastic. I don’t see how they can sell for $128. Not only that, it says on the paperwork that it includes 1 USB POWER CABLE. It’s also uses batteries which I know. I also know there’s a place to put a USB power cable. Point. Their saying it takes 2 AA/AAA batteries, again true. However, it also has a place to use a USB cord. Hmmmmmmmm.
You know when you buy those variety packs of essential oils (for a diffuser) that have two or three filler scents that you would never really use in your main living area (like strong mints and musk type odors)? Well, place 3-4 drops of that in the bowl water (before you go!) and it works amazing. Downside is the required premeditation…
Absolute best is lighting a match though. Works before and after. Downside is that it’s a bit more obvious and I’m not sure if you can light matches at work/public buildings/etc.
I just ordered several of these. I’m a travel agent and I like to put these in a gift bag I give to my cruise clients. Nothing worse than being trapped in those tiny cabins when someone has polluted the air in there!
*actually, I know there are worse things but you get the drift.
So now instead of thinking “Wow, it smells like shit in here!” you can think “Wow, it smells like someone shit in gramma’s purse in here!”
Meh - I’m desperately trying to justify holding on to the VMP… PLEASE have something that makes it so. Shit spray isn’t it. (aside from anything else - I know how to put some lavender oil in a spray bottle of water)
Ok. I got four bottles of the Olfatix. The boxes the bottles came in show what fragrance they are. Now I have the fragrances out of their respective boxes and sitting on the bathroom counter. I now have no idea what fragrance each of the bottles is just by looking at them. There is no label on them anywhere (that I can see) that divulges their true identity. Oh well, I do like the smell of each bottle even though it’s been tougher than I thought to identify the fragrance. Orange is the easiest. This goes to show, sometimes buying things on meh is a crap-shoot. Butt, of course, that is why I purchased these in the first place.
Ordered two. Delivered in a really huge box, yet one of the Olfatix boxes was crushed and the bottle leaked a bit. Not nearly as bad as the PooPourri and not worth a customer service complaint, but I still can’t get over the ‘shitty’ luck I’ve had with these things.
What you you people eating in Oklahoma???
Oops…only meant to type one “you”.
@Kerig3 calf fries
Well done Meh team. Well done.
FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
That looks like a liquid dispenser pump not a spray
@katbyter YES, we need answers in here.
“Contains essential oils”; well, of course, so does my poop.
@phendrick Well, they couldn’t have been too essential…
@shahnm But, must recycle.
(should that have been “Butt”?)
Unscramble Olfatix…it spells foxtail.
You’re welcome.
@ElieC Also foil tax
The Apollo astronauts sure could have used some of this spray on Apollo 10!
To recognize two for Tuesday’s, there should be two meh buttons to click when it’s a double meh-day
Will it help with this?
@mcemanuel Had to do a double-take…that’s Roberto from Futurama in that YouTuber’s icon.
This stuff is goin’ Fast …200+ sold in 10 minutes !!
@mcemanuel Everyone poops!
/giphy nosy-immortal-acoustic
/image nosy-immortal-acoustic
What we have in our WC
@CosmicTwister As a kid I LOVED the smell of cap gun ammunition.
I’d go through a whole pack in seconds just to smell it
@CosmicTwister You’ll shoot your brown eye out!!!
Wonder how this compares to “Poo-Pourri,” which is actually really effective… guess I’ll try it and find out. Poo.
@cbl_wv Hope this is packaged better than the previous product, which seemed to explode in transit from the Meh warehouse to destination… Hint to all of y’all in TX, be sure to actually tape up the damned bottles before you ship them, and add some bubble wrap or air-paks in the box!! (Wet boxes of empty bottles does not make us happy, 'kay? Thx!)
@cbl_wv LOL, it Doesn’t & the packaging, not great. I don’t know about everyone else, however I’m not totally impressed with Morning Save. Couple reasons why. First off the make-up brush cleaner that “ retails” for $128—ALL plastic the wand that holds the batteries plastic. I don’t see how they can sell for $128. Not only that, it says on the paperwork that it includes 1 USB POWER CABLE. It’s also uses batteries which I know. I also know there’s a place to put a USB power cable. Point. Their saying it takes 2 AA/AAA batteries, again true. However, it also has a place to use a USB cord. Hmmmmmmmm.
@cbl_wv Nope, showed up smashed just like my poo-pourri, not as bad, but loose caps off, and one of them leaking.
@Ogrebus Huh, mine showed up in a heavy cardboard box, with airpaks, and nothing had leaked. I guess I lucked out!
You know when you buy those variety packs of essential oils (for a diffuser) that have two or three filler scents that you would never really use in your main living area (like strong mints and musk type odors)? Well, place 3-4 drops of that in the bowl water (before you go!) and it works amazing. Downside is the required premeditation…
Absolute best is lighting a match though. Works before and after. Downside is that it’s a bit more obvious and I’m not sure if you can light matches at work/public buildings/etc.
Eh, what the hell.
/image baffling-inconvenient-rum
/giphy baffling-inconvenient-rum
I just ordered several of these. I’m a travel agent and I like to put these in a gift bag I give to my cruise clients. Nothing worse than being trapped in those tiny cabins when someone has polluted the air in there!
*actually, I know there are worse things but you get the drift.
@susanlopez24
I see what you did there.
Shit dont Stink in Wyoming I guess
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Olfatix toilet sprays
Price Comparison
$21.98 (for 2) at Groupon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
/giphy rewarding-pessimistic-fern
One of my senses is reeling.
No shit?
@shahnm Nah, just a cover-up.
So now I’ll be able to say “My shit don’t stink” without having to cross my fingers?
I like green tea, but I don’t want to associate what I drink with the smell of a toilet. So that one is out.
@phendrick Good thing there’s no Hot Chocolate scent, for the namesake alone.
Anyone have any ideas for a portable commode? Cat litter is not cutting it.
@ponagathos Bumper Dumper The Original Hitch Mountable Portable Toilet (Made In USA) https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B006IVN03O
@ponagathos How about this?
@Kerig3 @ponagathos It’s called “Luggable Log”!!!
@Gypsigirl213 luggable loo
@Gypsigirl213 @troy
@ponagathos So your cat’s not happy with you using its box???
Orrrrrrrr… you could just light a damn match.
/giphy light a match
@haydesigner For when you’re prepping for a colonoscopy!
/giphy green-teasing-flamingo
So now instead of thinking “Wow, it smells like shit in here!” you can think “Wow, it smells like someone shit in gramma’s purse in here!”
Meh - I’m desperately trying to justify holding on to the VMP… PLEASE have something that makes it so. Shit spray isn’t it. (aside from anything else - I know how to put some lavender oil in a spray bottle of water)
A warranty, huh?
Ok. I got four bottles of the Olfatix. The boxes the bottles came in show what fragrance they are. Now I have the fragrances out of their respective boxes and sitting on the bathroom counter. I now have no idea what fragrance each of the bottles is just by looking at them. There is no label on them anywhere (that I can see) that divulges their true identity. Oh well, I do like the smell of each bottle even though it’s been tougher than I thought to identify the fragrance. Orange is the easiest. This goes to show, sometimes buying things on meh is a crap-shoot. Butt, of course, that is why I purchased these in the first place.
For some reason Friday I received an email telling me this order had been delivered. On May 29th… Little hiccup in the system guys?
@cinoclav I heard they were vacuuming the internet tubes last week. They must have finally gotten to your neighborhood and shook it loose Clavvy.
you gotta wonder if this works for asparagus, too…
@alacrity If your asparagus smells that bad, maybe don’t eat it.
/giphy jaded-wacky-pudding
@therealjrn Phrase seems somehow oddly appropriate…
(not giphy, though)
@phendrick Yeah, I thought so too. I left the giphy up because she’s purty and probably smells good.
@phendrick @therealjrn And now to grab that essential oil.
You guys at Meh seem to have an obsession with covering up the smell of poop. You have something against Mr Hanky?
The perfect gift for the grad or dad in your life. Um, maybe more for the other half of each.
Yeah, this deal stinks. It’s crappy. We’re all shit out of luck tonight.
So now people can say their Shit literally smells like roses
Your bowels don’t smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls? You must all be a buncha normies.
I didn’t think it was possible to gain points with my wife - only to lose them or maintain the current balance.
This may change everything.
/giphy ebbing-glib-box
/giphy bitter-zany-clock
/image bitter-zany-clock
/image white-limited-panda
Count me in for a few, for the poo! /giphy flawless-meticulous-cracker
Hey, this stuff works! I dropped the kids off at the pool earlier and I was very impressed on how well it did it’s job without being over powerful.
Ordered two. Delivered in a really huge box, yet one of the Olfatix boxes was crushed and the bottle leaked a bit. Not nearly as bad as the PooPourri and not worth a customer service complaint, but I still can’t get over the ‘shitty’ luck I’ve had with these things.
If I spent $8 should I have 2 or 4. It was 2 for Tuesday and I think one order was $4. Was it 2 for $4 or 2 for $8…I’ve confused myself
@riceatusc From Twitter:
It was impossible to checkout one for $4, that’s just how it shows up in the cart.