I can’t be the only one who loaded the page and instantly thought at first the people in the picture were naked from the waist down. Dude in black threw me off the most, dat camel toe.
@SnakeJGRaises Hand that’s me actually I don’t own any jackets even though I live in a state where it’s guaranteed to go -10 below if not more for most of the winter because I usually wear pull over fleece or hoodies
@NoImNotNSA I’m going to go out on a limb here and say these would be utterly worthless in -10 degrees, and would look really silly over your pullover.
@craigthom they have a huge loud banner proclaiming 30% off and free shipping on their site. Perhaps they can use the proceeds of their sale to buy some more disk space for their database and upgrade to super sale 2019.
How exciting! A Canadian brand!!!
They do make a lot of promotional wear for companies around the world, and I would say their build/sew quality is fair to decent.
No no no Meh
You can’t encourage the miscreants to be hobledehoys without hoods they are called hoodlums for a reason!
Man Meh thought I taught you better than this.
Let’s hear it for a design that accentuates a bulging waistline. Perhaps they intended the belly-level swoosh to shame the wearer, thus avoiding a post-workout donut? Challenge accepted!
@chienfou I thought of that exact thing as soon as I clicked “Say it.” I’m glad you noticed that, too. I guess “Anything [else] you could buy” would have made more sense.
If I were selling a jacket I might mention whether it is a full length zipper or not, and what pockets it has. Any on the outside? Any on the inside? Any with zippers?
Q: What’s your return policy?
A: If it’s damaged, defective, or just DOA, we’ll either refund or replace it at our discretion. Just fill out our support form and tell us all about it.
We DO NOT accept returns if you just decided you didn’t want it, don’t like the color, or just feeling a little buyer’s remorse. You might try eBay - with as cheap as you probably got it, you could even end up making a little off it. Or hone your reputation for generosity by giving it to someone a little less picky.
So I ordered a set of Mediums and a set of XL to give to kids at school in need and got a package with one Medium and one XL. Did I read this wrong? I though the deal was for 2 jackets for $10.
Geeze, those pants though…
At first glance I wasn’t sure there were any.
@hugh0spaz Are they women’s pants? I can’t really figure out what is going on.
@Fen_Star @hugh0spaz
/giphy what are you wearing Jake from State Farm
@hugh0spaz he is camel-toeing the hell out of those pants
No hoods? Meh.
@lljk
Be funny if they sold hooded version tomorrow.
From their website:
These looks like backpacks that mated with knockoff adidas
@vinuash After one was divorced by a Starter jacket and the other by a Members Only jacket.
@mike808 @vinuash More like MEH-bers Only. Am I right? (Nudge Nudge)
I can’t be the only one who loaded the page and instantly thought at first the people in the picture were naked from the waist down. Dude in black threw me off the most, dat camel toe.
@Tiamat114 Pretty sure it’s the same dude, different pics.
@Hanky @Tiamat114 It is and he’s actually wearing the same jacket as well they just photoshopped the Navy one
@Hanky @NoImNotNSA @Tiamat114 Regardless, he will haunt my nightmares.
@Tiamat114 More Moose-Knuckly I think…
What will these train me to do, exactly? I hope it’s karate.
@nogoodwithnames Best I can figure is that they’re keeping on trying to train us to buy stupid, useless crap.
@cbl_wv glances around immediate surrounding
I think it’s working.
@nogoodwithnames Litter box.
I’m not sure I should be buying jackets that seem to attract lightning.
Jeezus, Meh, how far you have fallen!! (No no no no no, no way on these. Good grief.)
(“Training Jackets???” Damn, training for WHAT??? The Matholymptics? The Puppy Bowl? Good grief!)
@cbl_wv The Meholympics
@cbl_wv @rtjhnstn
Lol the meholympics sounds like a Mayo Clinic surgery that lasts 2 days.
@cbl_wv @rtjhnstn @sippinndippin
At least it’s not the metholympics… who knows when that would end!
That’s um, er, uh… quite the moose knuckle on Irk, there…
@shahnm every picture seems to have a mild case of moose knuckle…
@shahnm And where’s his frickin’ neck.
These jackets speak to me, in fact they are practically yelling “Hi! I’m a dad and it’s Saturday!”
This is the best jacket to wear when you want to go bowling with your cousin.
At first I thought it was a pants optional day, like most days I work from home.
Congratulations, these are the two of the ugliest jackets I have ever had the misfortune to set my eyes upon; and to do this to me at midnight Meh…
A thing of nightmares in my head,
visions of these jackets while I lay here in bed,
neither of which I would be caught wearing;
DEAD…
I believe it was John Mayer who famously said “your body is a ShamWow”
Perfect attire for your next Walmart run. Match them with plaid pajama bottoms and flip flops.
@richferg maybe you could even get your own clickbait page… a la people of walmart
Jacket not suitable for Soviet winter. Wear only to store to buy Bulgarian gray wine to be drunk while eating bowel sausage!
@doubltap I just pinched out a fairly solid bowel sausage…
Training jackets? Are they for when you are not quite ready for a real jacket?
I wish they had hoods.
White stripes to excentuate my masculine curves? I see why these or on meh.
@Michaelforman lol glad I wasn’t the only one to notice. Obviously a women’s jacket design
Can’t buy these ugly Jackets. I do not own matching uglier pants shown in pics.
@givemehdeal
The 1980s called that guy in the photo they want their cameltoe back…
I came here to question the choice of pants in the photos. Consider them questioned.
FWIW I recently bought a Stormtech winter jacket from another discounter and have found it to be well made. Though not nearly as ugly.
Oh cool retro jackets. These are so 2012, or Bulgarian 2020.
Lol
Its (not) electric…
@arrakisforce which means no bluetooth.
@arrakisforce and no boogaloo
This seems like a really good deal…if umm, you are the type of person who doesn’t already own a jacket and needs to buy jackets in pairs.
@SnakeJG Raises Hand that’s me actually I don’t own any jackets even though I live in a state where it’s guaranteed to go -10 below if not more for most of the winter because I usually wear pull over fleece or hoodies
@NoImNotNSA I’m going to go out on a limb here and say these would be utterly worthless in -10 degrees, and would look really silly over your pullover.
@CKizziar @OsamaBinLamaa windbreaker plus fleece = new england’s version of arctic gear
What if I don’t talk on the phone while walking in thunderstorms? Can I still use this?
@Fen_Star Oh, these aren’t for rainstorms are they? They are just jackets for people who wear disturbing pants.
These things are ugly as f…
@zxinfinity The word you’re looking for is
fugly
/define fugly
ADJECTIVE
@mike808 @zxinfinity 2 Those pants
Weak AF. How about water resistant gear? Then maybe we talking. I’m talking about some shit to keep me warm without wearing seven layers.
All I can say is meh. I’ll pass.
This is the most Eastern European jacket I’ve seen in a long time.
got mine, good for changing the oil on a cold day. Or I can wear them to the Polish store to buy veal loaf.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Jackets (your choice of colors)
Price Comparison
$50 (for 2) at BuyStormtech
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
nope.
25.00 on the other website minus 30%
Deal or no deal? NO DEAL
MEH
@mcemanuel that still makes it $35 for 2. Unless you only have two arms, one torso and $18, this is clearly the better deal.
You may have missed that the Web site is selling one for $25 while Meh is selling two for $20.
I’m not sure where you’re getting 30%, either.
@craigthom they have a huge loud banner proclaiming 30% off and free shipping on their site. Perhaps they can use the proceeds of their sale to buy some more disk space for their database and upgrade to super sale 2019.
How do I order 1 black 1 blue because I dont need 2 of the same color? Ty
@mellowirishgent Look directly under where you select the size for first jacket it’ll say Want Another?
Click that and the second option will appear
How exciting! A Canadian brand!!!
They do make a lot of promotional wear for companies around the world, and I would say their build/sew quality is fair to decent.
@curtise Nothing says quality like promotional items.
I want to buy this but have no idea of the size? Am I a L or an XL? Does anyone know if these tend to run large or small?
@misobrilliant never mind. I see the sizing chart.
Thought about it, but y’all choose for me, because 3XL is sold out. Perhaps blessing in disguise.
im gonna say that rather then attract lightning, they might actually be the creators thereof… static
No no no Meh
You can’t encourage the miscreants to be hobledehoys without hoods they are called hoodlums for a reason!
Man Meh thought I taught you better than this.
Let’s hear it for a design that accentuates a bulging waistline. Perhaps they intended the belly-level swoosh to shame the wearer, thus avoiding a post-workout donut? Challenge accepted!
Do your models normally go jogging in khakis, Meh?
Perfect timing since it is storming here right now! But I have plenty of rain gear so … no thanks.
Buy this, have it custom-embroidered, and still cheaper than anything you could buy.
@wickhameh … umm, how can this be cheaper than itself? Is that some existential mind trap?
@chienfou I thought of that exact thing as soon as I clicked “Say it.” I’m glad you noticed that, too. I guess “Anything [else] you could buy” would have made more sense.
Didn’t buy today’s jacket, but I did buy an 8,000 mAh Power Bank with a USB-C port over at Morningsave. My first purchase since October.
/image helpful-dainty-spot
@JT954 And I still can’t buy Meh Face Popsockets at either.
Day 129 @deathbynoodlez
if you put these bad boys in the jacket pockets you’d sell out in a heart beat
If I were selling a jacket I might mention whether it is a full length zipper or not, and what pockets it has. Any on the outside? Any on the inside? Any with zippers?
@mdwy62 I’m going to assume you are a blind user using a screen reader as most of your questions can be answered just by looking at the pictures.
Jacket has a full length zipper in front and at least 2 pockets (outside) that have zippers as well. Inside pockets are undetermined.
Oh, I get it. They’re named StormTech because they do absolutely nothing to keep you dry…
One for me, one for the missus.
can I return these
@lillenzo from the FAQ:
So I ordered a set of Mediums and a set of XL to give to kids at school in need and got a package with one Medium and one XL. Did I read this wrong? I though the deal was for 2 jackets for $10.
@pcole_fan yep you read it wrong, it’s a build your own 2 pack of jackets for $20 total…$10 each jacket.
@pcole_fan What does your invoice/receipt look like? If it looks like this, I’d contact support as it seems you were shorted 2 jackets.
@medz the deal was 2 for $20 as highlighted above.
@medz @pcole_fan this was a build-your-own 2 pack StormTech Training Jackets at 2 for $20 . There was no shortage here.
The zipper on one of these jackets failed almost immediately. Otherwise, the hubs loves the jackets.