To everyone that has had issues with their poopourri, please click on your orders and the button that says, “I need help with this.” Customer service will get back to you, but they are a little backed up. Sending multiple emails doesn’t make it go faster, but they will definitely get back to you.
@RiotDemon Not that you asked, but I got a response back today and it was, ummm, lacking. None of my concerns were really addressed, causing a follow up email.
For anybody wondering, my response time was 5 days, including 2 weekend days.
@RiotDemon@sammydog01 Don’t wait, mine was the same way, your label is probably too damaged to scan. It’s been more than enough time for an update.
FWIW my issue is now resolved satisfactorily. Wish I could have got it reissued from the stock on MorningSave even though they are different scents, but oh well. I’d just order from them directly if not for the price difference.
@lichme I ordered my second batch from Morningsave and just placed another. The difference is only a buck sixty. I bought some Secret Santa on clearance to test it out and now I can’t imagine living without it.
@sammydog01 I’ve got several issues with reordering from there, that aren’t really worth trying to resolve.
By the sounds of it, there is a good chance it will be damaged/missing again.
No chance I pay more to get something after the original issue wasn’t my fault, even if it’s only $1.60
I barely wanted it for the price I paid, although now it kills me that I won’t get it.
I used a coupon code for $10 off, so my actual price paid was $10. That coupon code isn’t valid on MorningSave, and even if it was, it wouldn’t stack with the VMP code.
I do take some comfort in knowing I’m not alone, as jerky as that sounds.
@lichme@RiotDemon@sammydog01 Mine has been pending for 14 days as of today, so I sent my inquiry today. I have to believe FedEx pulled it for being a sopping wet package, but what do I know anyway?!
But why? The kids and myself find it entertaining to lay a bomb and then let some unsuspecting family member wander in and say “Holy Crap - who dropped that?”
Yep, mine too. Bottles in a garbage bag full of liquid with a note apologizing for damaging my stuff. My mailbox now smells like Smoky Woods/Royal Flush Poo-pourri.
Got mine yesterday. They came in a bag packed in a box. Neither bottles had exploded. One had leaked a tiny bit, but both had survived the journey. My laundry room smells like the Pillsbury Doughboy’s asshole though, so I have that going for me, which is nice.
My package arrived wrapped in a bag, as it was leaking and got all over the mail carrier’s truck. WTF is up with the packaging? I’m not opening the bag, that’s gonna be a pretty potent stank.
@msayler Mine was also in an extra bag. Unfortunately, however, it was also raining so my daughter thought it was wrapped for that reason. So she brought it in and started to take the extra bag off of it. My intire house now smells of vanilla mint.
Ha! I was just about to sent a message to Meh when I decided to check here first. I just had it delivered today and the mail carrier had it wrapped in a bag. I thought it was because it had been raining… nope, it leaked everywhere, even ruined the other package I had. This totally stinks!
Mine has arrived. The bag smells, the mailbox smells, my hands smell, and there is liquid everywhere. Jokes on me, Meh packaging so yeah how long does this stuff smell for?
I was at Target and they sell the 2oz bottle for 9.99. This is a pretty good deal. If I could only buy one, I’d finally try it. I can’t imagine spending $20 on this though. I’ll have years worth of spray. I can’t even get my guests to use air freshener in the bathroom.
I have tried the fig and it smells surprisingly good for something “fig” scented. And yes it works. I was skeptical. But you have to remember to use it. One spray is generally sufficient. No need to overuse.
@cinoclav Good idea! I took your idea but ordered 5ml bottles as I think that’s closer to the size I’m picturing. That may only be like 8 or 9 uses but it is near the Chapstick size I talked about.
@cinoclav I now have a box of little glass spray bottles awaiting the arrival of poop spray. The good news is they are exactly the size I was picturing. Maybe I should do some science and fill one with water to see how many sprays it contains while I wait for poopourri to ship.
@sammydog01 maybe that will be part of my science. I’ll do it with water first. Not because I’m scared. Because I don’t have any poop spray to try it with.
@cinoclav certainly. This nivea is what I had on hand, it’s maybe a little thicker than a standard lip balm stick.
@sammydog01 two days in pocket… No leaks detected. The cap did come off in my pocket once and when I took it out for this photo I did notice some droplets inside the cap. I may just not have detected any water by feel, and that might be different if it’s something that burns or I can smell. Let’s call it partial science.
Also, when filled to the shoulder (which is a little high, it caused a drop or two to spill when fitting the pump in the bottle) it held 84 sprays of water. I’ll fill it a little more conservatively and call it 80 sprays, and see how many sprays it would take to be considered a use.
@djslack@therealjrn I bet that oil will leak faster than water. Make that my hypothesis. Run that test for me, OK? And make sure you have an emergency shower close by because that stuff burns like the dickens.
@sammydog01 I’ll test it just for you. I don’t actually intend to have EDC poopspray, just to be able to stick it in my desk at work and pop it into my pocket when necessary.
Well, orders have been refunded. First had leaked all over, the second was finally marked as damaged and undeliverable by FedEx. Really sucks as that second order also had bottles I ordered for a friend. But, thanks to the mediocre CS folks for doing what they do and taking care of it!
@nolrak Actually, yes. And it does work. We put an extra large one in our teenage son’s bathroom. Seriously, the whole house used to stink after he took a dump.
/giphy Teenage stink
@nolrak It does work, and it’s generally in the $10 neighborhood for a small bottle where I’ve seen it in stores.
Something about these essential oils dispersing on the water surface and releasing into the air when the surface is, err, disturbed. It does make a difference.
@nolrak yep, it works, and it works best in a nasty, enclosed space like a bathroom stall (in an office bathroom) or a public restroom, like in a restaurant joint. It is a pain to carry this large bottle around for such situations, though. I’d still suggest you try it, it’s kind of amazing how well it works. And you can get smaller bottles, and use these as refills.
@nolrak yes, it works. We keep a bottle in each bathroom. We received them as Christmas gifts last year from my sister-in-law and her husband and they swear by it.
Mine arrived a few days ago (USPS). Mailman met me in my driveway. Told me he placed a package by the garage, but that it was damaged. They had enclosed it in a clear plastic bag over the Meh soft bag. Fluid was everywhere. We are afraid to open it. Put the package in the garage, quite a strong odor in the garage. What a mess. Emailed Meh, got auto-response that they were swamped and would take a while to get back with me. Poo-pourri have anything to do with that?
Mine’s still not here either… FedEx has it noted as damaged. I guess I should have checked in here before emailing Meh. I had just assumed they’d frozen with the cold weather and burst, but apparently it was primarily a shitty packing job.
Went to the post office to check on my other package today as the tracking said it’s been there for days. They don’t have it, said it didn’t make it to them and most likely was returned to the shipper as damaged. There have to be some good smelling FedEx/USPS trucks out there.
Ah, I am another who has caused a postal worker much despair. The twist off tops of two bottles came off. I pray the smell will leave my house in time, but it’s simply too cold to air out. My life is poo pourri now.
My orders from Meh and Morningsave were refunded- if anyone still wants this they have 2 scents available at Morningsave for a few bucks more. Tracking says my Morningsave order is in a box.
/giphy I love boxes
Mine left Dallas 1/2 and disappeared. I emailed Meh over the weekend. They just replied a few minutes ago saying they’ll issue a refund.
The email asked me to rate my satisfaction with their customer service, with the options of a smiley face or a frowny face. That’s pretty binary. I feel like of all companies, Meh/ Mediocre should offer a third option, like, I’m not happy about it, but not heartbroken either.
I do think the response could have been improved with a brief explanation (which I sort of found by coming here), or a “gosh, sorry about that.” I do appreciate that they eventually responded, and that I got a refund without hassle, but still, it seems maybe slightly below mediocre…
@RiotDemon@sammydog01 I’m not clear whether you’re agreeing that there should be a meh face, or you’re saying there is one. If you’re saying there should be, I agree. If you’re saying there is, my email didn’t have it. Sad face, labeled “poor” or happy face, labeled “good”. No “Meh” option.
@mike808 Yep, the Costco price was a pack of 3 for $19 something. They were the 4 oz bottles they said 200 uses per bottle. This would be the better deal especially since you get to pick your own scents.
What the Shit on the product today but love Irk’s video the ending now is a classic. “Anybody know where I can get a really attractive shirt” I don’t remember that from last year. What meh.com shirt will there be this Sunday the suspense is mehing me to death.
I’m surprised nobody has posted this yet… The YouTube puppet channel Glove and Boots reviewed these four years ago. Good stuff (the video, I’m not making judgement on the product itself).
Hmm, links to jump to a timestamp don’t seem to work, so if you want to skip the haircutting review part, jump to 1:37.
The spray itself is great but the bottle design is terrible. The leaks happen because you point the bottle down to spray. Thats really bad design, it should be a downward angled nozzle.
Awesome product at a great price! We have a bathroom that has a very small toilet area with a pocket door and this keeps your own ‘personal’ scent at bay
@djslack Not me. First package delivered today, second one is due Monday. It was so bad that it leaked out and absolutely destroyed the shipping label. The address was gone and the tracking number was barely visible, I guess that’s what they used to get it to me. This is what was left.
@cinoclav@djslack I ordered one from Meh and one later from Morningsave. They shipped out together and were truck buddies- until yesterday. The Meh one arrived at and left the hub in Ohio but the Morningsave one is still in Indiana. Or possibly in the trash. I guess I’ll find out later this week.
@djslack The second set of numbers on the tracking was almost impossible to make out but the barcode was just intact enough to scan. (Hence the reason I whited it out.) I’m sure it comes up in their system with all the addresses. But yeah, that label is an easy out for them. My PO and mailman are pretty good but I do get the occasional shredded magazine.
@cinoclav@Euniceandrich They should have shrink wrapped them…it appears the tops of my bottles came loose enough to leak, no damage to the bottles themselves. Had they been vacuum packed it wouldn’t have happened.
Well my order says it will show up on the 8th. A day late and a crap short. With all the visitors that have been at my house, the recent need to pump the septic, I had hoped that these would arrive on time so that the stench from the keister casseroles can be abated. Party Poo Jingle Poo
Just add my name to the list of customers who got the soggy and stinky package with empty bottles. The lack of packing was insane,unless the plan was for customers to pour the contents directly from the shipping envelope into the porcelain throne. Hopefully Meh will do the right thing and come out of this mess smelling good.
Ah…so with the wet packages, that might explain why it has taken this long only for mine to be held up with a “pending’” status on any type of delivery date. It probably ia stinking up a FedEx location!
Got mine. One leaked a bit, but not a total loss. The second survived. My mailbox smells good. I’m surprised there was not a seal on the top of the bottles. The lids were loose on both and do not seem to tighten well.
Add my name to the botched delivery list. Mine had a wet empty envelope taped to a box of drippy empty bottles. I feel so much better knowing USPS is sorry for my inconvenience.
Add me to the list of ‘not yet delivered’. It seems to have left Ohio on 1/5 and slipped into alternate universe:
Saturday , 1/05/2019 12:19 am
FEDEX SMARTPOST GROVEPORT, OH
Departed FedEx location
My daughter uses this at her house, I got some. My husband even likes it. I thought it would be too smelly for him, but better THAT smell than the alternative!! Glad mine made it all in one piece.
I’m cautiously optimistic about having ordered this. While I’m sure the scents are fine, many reviews seem to mention how awful the bottles are at leaking. I wonder if meh was able to get these at a low price because they got they got the pre-fixed bottles.
Also, trying to figure out how the GIPHY order numbers work in the chat:
/giphy realistic-glass-lawyer
@shiranissosexy You got giphy, and if you don’t like the random gif, just hit edit & save and you’ll get a new one (maybe). There’s a 5 minute edit window.
If you’ve never tried this, it’s really worth “dropping” a 20-spot to give it a go. (Pro tip - try 2 different scents, see which one you find works best. But all the scent combos work quite well, from what I can tell.)
@MarkDaSpark You have to pick 2 scents before you can check out - it’s 2 for $20, each scent is $10, so you can pick 2 different ones, but you have to pick 2 to get the deal. Merry Crap, I mean Christmas!
@djslack@RiotDemon@Trinityscrew I bought some of this on clearance and tried it today. You gotta make sure you lift the seat before you spray. Word of warning.
My package also arrived damaged…the USPS put 3 layers of bags around it but it leaked through all of them. Trying to clean up the mess resulted in it spilled down the kitchen cabinet, staining the recently painted cabinet as well. Wife is even less thrilled than I was.
I guess I’m not glad to see that I’m not the only who’s having issues with this order. But my only issue SO FAR is that it hasn’t arrived yet. Maybe the post office is trying to decide whether to deliver a damaged package or just misplace it for me…
@Sirbloody Any problems that are toothbrush related are @reclaimercube’s fault. Sure, he want’s to take credit for whining, day after day, so he gets the accorded blame.
Mine said the local post office had it on Jan. 4th. Now the latest is on Jan. 8th and it says it’s on it’s was to the next destination. Called the local post office and they said they never received it.
@liftmanj Mine had said the exact same thing. USPS has more in depth tracking that showed it never made it to them. Eventually the FedEx tracking updated saying it was damaged and undeliverable. I’d check that tracking again.
@Lenborkut@therealjrn You probably need to email CS to get a refund. I’m suprised you didn’t get a response- did you wait a few days after emailing them? And check your spam folder?
What? My pitch was accepted?!?! It’s a Christmas Mehracle!
And a write-up just for me? Wow, do I feel mildly honored. Merry Christmas to all of you!
Time to go order some poop spray, I guess. I know how to take a hint.
@djslack couldn’t have happened to a nicer slacker!
@UncleVinny thanks!
One elite-ferocious-railway express coming my way. Mehrry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
/giphy elite-ferocious-railway
@djslack
/giphy cheer
@djslack @sligett
Thank you.
@djslack Merry Christmas! I ordered some royal Flush in your honor.
@djslack - You are a shining star! Proud to say I know you. Now that you’re famous, don’t forget the ordinary mehniacs left behind.
Mehrry Shitmas!!
@yakkoTDI better!
To members of the forum…
Thanks for your replies to my comments about Poopouri burning.
I was just joking. I used that same line on someone who gave it to me as a gag. They were horrified. I laughed my a$$ off.
I know you spray it in the bowl, but when I tried that it made my weed taste funny.
@Trinityscrew
/giphy facepalm
@Trinityscrew Hey everyone he’s trying I’m some find this almost funny.
I didn’t load up on Christmas chili just for you to ruin my fun.
Just bought this while sitting on the toilet. Very proud.
You go, @peabs007 !
To everyone that has had issues with their poopourri, please click on your orders and the button that says, “I need help with this.” Customer service will get back to you, but they are a little backed up. Sending multiple emails doesn’t make it go faster, but they will definitely get back to you.
@RiotDemon Nice job!
/giphy applause
@RiotDemon @sammydog01 Our little Demon is growing up! :sniff: :wipes_tear:
@sammydog01 @therealjrn
/giphy curtsey
@RiotDemon Not that you asked, but I got a response back today and it was, ummm, lacking. None of my concerns were really addressed, causing a follow up email.
For anybody wondering, my response time was 5 days, including 2 weekend days.
@lichme @RiotDemon
@lichme @RiotDemon Seriously though, how long should I wait with Fedex “pending” before I send in a complaint?
@lichme @sammydog01 this is beyond my pay grade.
@RiotDemon @sammydog01 Don’t wait, mine was the same way, your label is probably too damaged to scan. It’s been more than enough time for an update.
FWIW my issue is now resolved satisfactorily. Wish I could have got it reissued from the stock on MorningSave even though they are different scents, but oh well. I’d just order from them directly if not for the price difference.
@lichme @RiotDemon I’ll just send it in every ten minutes for a while to make sure they get it.
@RiotDemon @sammydog01 This should help make it easier for you.
@lichme I ordered my second batch from Morningsave and just placed another. The difference is only a buck sixty. I bought some Secret Santa on clearance to test it out and now I can’t imagine living without it.
@sammydog01 I’ve got several issues with reordering from there, that aren’t really worth trying to resolve.
I do take some comfort in knowing I’m not alone, as jerky as that sounds.
@lichme @sammydog01 How many people do you usually poo with Lich?
@sammydog01 @therealjrn Some friends like to watch shows together, some like to poo together. Don’t judge me.
@lichme @RiotDemon @sammydog01 Mine has been pending for 14 days as of today, so I sent my inquiry today. I have to believe FedEx pulled it for being a sopping wet package, but what do I know anyway?!
these disguise really shitty margaritas.
But why? The kids and myself find it entertaining to lay a bomb and then let some unsuspecting family member wander in and say “Holy Crap - who dropped that?”
We are not right in the head, we already know…
$ down the drain
/giphy scattered-last-starfish
Yep, mine too. Bottles in a garbage bag full of liquid with a note apologizing for damaging my stuff. My mailbox now smells like Smoky Woods/Royal Flush Poo-pourri.
@bogey928 Oh! Fancy!
So disappointing – at first glance I thought those were bottles of booze.
@phendrick
That’s what I thought!
Mine showed up ok. It smelt like they leaked and where handled poorly. But both bottles were fine, no leaks.
I guess my poo is lucky!
@lilsrm123
/giphy lucky poo
Got mine yesterday. They came in a bag packed in a box. Neither bottles had exploded. One had leaked a tiny bit, but both had survived the journey. My laundry room smells like the Pillsbury Doughboy’s asshole though, so I have that going for me, which is nice.
@LeBlakleyFamily
Gotta do the Jewish tradition of Chinese food and movies
No thanks. My poo already smells like flowers.
My package arrived wrapped in a bag, as it was leaking and got all over the mail carrier’s truck. WTF is up with the packaging? I’m not opening the bag, that’s gonna be a pretty potent stank.
@msayler Mine was also in an extra bag. Unfortunately, however, it was also raining so my daughter thought it was wrapped for that reason. So she brought it in and started to take the extra bag off of it. My intire house now smells of vanilla mint.
@msayler @viciousterra Is that a good thing?
@msayler @sammydog01 decidedly not good.
Ha! I was just about to sent a message to Meh when I decided to check here first. I just had it delivered today and the mail carrier had it wrapped in a bag. I thought it was because it had been raining… nope, it leaked everywhere, even ruined the other package I had.
This totally stinks! 
@Macoland You might want to still write in if the product is unusable…
@Macoland I hope your other package was washable.
@therealjrn Yeah, I did send meh a message, I was just surprised that I am not the only one with poo-pourri all over the place
Mine has arrived. The bag smells, the mailbox smells, my hands smell, and there is liquid everywhere. Jokes on me, Meh packaging so yeah how long does this stuff smell for?
Oh so this wasn’t just me? I have one full bottle, one half empty bottle, and one soppy mess — but my mailbox has never smelled better
What better way to say Merry Christmas than my shit don’t stink!
Honestly, this shit is awesome. And the Poo-Pourri works pretty well too.
This is great for someone I know. Will this arrive in time for Christmas?
@lowlypeon Absolutely it will! Even Meh can get something shipped within 365 days.
UNLESS OF COURSE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT AN INSTANT REGRET KIT!!! (and another one just for @dave) !
I was at Target and they sell the 2oz bottle for 9.99. This is a pretty good deal. If I could only buy one, I’d finally try it. I can’t imagine spending $20 on this though. I’ll have years worth of spray. I can’t even get my guests to use air freshener in the bathroom.
@RiotDemon
You can buy one for $10 + s&h + tax…
@RiotDemon
Sorry, I guess you can’t just buy one…
I am in for two!
This stuff works, people.
1 spray is enough.
Only problem, you have to remember to spray BEFORE.
I have tried the fig and it smells surprisingly good for something “fig” scented. And yes it works. I was skeptical. But you have to remember to use it. One spray is generally sufficient. No need to overuse.
I’ve been wanting to try this!
/giphy hallowed-calculating-burrito
Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!
/youtube before you go go
I really really really must stink.
/giphy buoyant-flatulent-judge
@patti Hahaha. That’s awesome!
1922 sold that is the most shit sold on Meh.com in one day in long time. Shit is a big business. I guess we will be seeing more shit like this.
How has no one linked to this yet?
/giphy acceptable-tiresome-holiday
How appropriate for today
They should make this in very tiny pocket size sprayers. Like the size of a chapstick or smaller. They can call it before you go on the go.
@djslack The call it “in a pinch”.
https://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-You-Go-Toilet-Spray-Pinch/dp/B07CNPBS7T/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1545773994&sr=8-3&keywords=poopurri+travel+size
@djslack @sammydog01
/giphy pinch one off
@djslack I just ordered some 20ml spray bottles so I can take some on the go. Figured I’ll keep some at work and throw one in the travel bag.
https://www.amazon.com/Elfenstal-Plastic-Atomizer-Cleaning-Essential/dp/B01GH0F9CK
@cinoclav Good idea! I took your idea but ordered 5ml bottles as I think that’s closer to the size I’m picturing. That may only be like 8 or 9 uses but it is near the Chapstick size I talked about.
@cinoclav I now have a box of little glass spray bottles awaiting the arrival of poop spray. The good news is they are exactly the size I was picturing. Maybe I should do some science and fill one with water to see how many sprays it contains while I wait for poopourri to ship.
@cinoclav @djslack I dare you to fill one up and carry it in your pocket for a day.
@sammydog01 maybe that will be part of my science. I’ll do it with water first. Not because I’m scared. Because I don’t have any poop spray to try it with.
@djslack I’m curious to see the size of the bottle compared to a lip balm.
@cinoclav certainly. This nivea is what I had on hand, it’s maybe a little thicker than a standard lip balm stick.
@sammydog01 two days in pocket… No leaks detected. The cap did come off in my pocket once and when I took it out for this photo I did notice some droplets inside the cap. I may just not have detected any water by feel, and that might be different if it’s something that burns or I can smell. Let’s call it partial science.
Also, when filled to the shoulder (which is a little high, it caused a drop or two to spill when fitting the pump in the bottle) it held 84 sprays of water. I’ll fill it a little more conservatively and call it 80 sprays, and see how many sprays it would take to be considered a use.
@djslack That’s great, thanks for the folllow up.
@djslack @sammydog01
@djslack @therealjrn I bet that oil will leak faster than water. Make that my hypothesis. Run that test for me, OK? And make sure you have an emergency shower close by because that stuff burns like the dickens.
@sammydog01 I’ll test it just for you. I don’t actually intend to have EDC poopspray, just to be able to stick it in my desk at work and pop it into my pocket when necessary.
/giphy nifty-heavenly-sand
@dave Do we get an OHSHIT report on this? Or is the answer too obvious?
Boy it’s sure fragrant! I wonder how many postal carriers are out there getting in trouble with their wives for coming home doused in perfume.
Well, orders have been refunded. First had leaked all over, the second was finally marked as damaged and undeliverable by FedEx. Really sucks as that second order also had bottles I ordered for a friend. But, thanks to the mediocre CS folks for doing what they do and taking care of it!
Poo Poo Poo! Ho Ho Ho!
This is really irksome.
Seriously though, has anyone ever actually tried this stuff? I’m legitimately curious as to whether or not it works.
@nolrak Yep. We keep large bottles at work since we all share a single bathroom. Works great!
@nolrak Actually, yes. And it does work. We put an extra large one in our teenage son’s bathroom. Seriously, the whole house used to stink after he took a dump.
/giphy Teenage stink
@nolrak It does work, and it’s generally in the $10 neighborhood for a small bottle where I’ve seen it in stores.
Something about these essential oils dispersing on the water surface and releasing into the air when the surface is, err, disturbed. It does make a difference.
@nolrak Yes we bring it on vacation if we are all sharing a bathroom or staying with others
@djslack and everyone else
Oh okay fine, you’ve sold me, I’m in for 2
/image didactic-gullible-lamb
@nolrak yep, it works, and it works best in a nasty, enclosed space like a bathroom stall (in an office bathroom) or a public restroom, like in a restaurant joint. It is a pain to carry this large bottle around for such situations, though. I’d still suggest you try it, it’s kind of amazing how well it works. And you can get smaller bottles, and use these as refills.
@nolrak yes, it works. We keep a bottle in each bathroom. We received them as Christmas gifts last year from my sister-in-law and her husband and they swear by it.
@nolrak It really burned! I’ll never use it again!
For the person who has everything. Donald, oh Donald Trump…;)
He thinks his stink don’t shit…rearrange that!!!
@bgammill He doesn’t need it. According to him he’s all alone in the White House with no one to poop bomb.
@bgammill
What a shitty thing to sell, Thanks meh!
/giphy klutzy-tepid-firefly
In for my 2 scents.
/giphy hissing-amok-roadrunner
(you been surveiling my WC?)
@phendrick @giphy WTF?
This stuff works awesome
/giphy private-flexible-pan
Since my life is shit, I could use this as a spray cologne.
Just got a notice from FedEx
Delivery exception
Damaged, unable to deliver shipment - Please contact shipper/merchant for details
What now?
@wezzlewoo And the Fedex warehouse smells like coconuts.
@sammydog01 @wezzlewoo and citrus.
Seriously, did you contact support? halp@meh.com or go to your orders and click I need help with this. (Oh wait, you’re vmp, you know the drill.)
@djslack @sammydog01
It’s honestly pretty amusing to think someone has a soggy cardboard box with everyone playing ‘What’s that smell?’
@sammydog01 @wezzlewoo
I got a notice today from Fedex as well, that my package is undeliverable due to damage. His truck likely smells like Smokey Woods Vanilla Mint now…
My new order of poopourri from Morningsave just shipped. They wrapped it up and put it in plastic, right? RIGHT?
@sammydog01
@therealjrn The placeholder is box shaped instead of envelope shaped.
/giphy hope springs eternal
@sammydog01 that gif… Not as much fun as it may seem.
@RiotDemon All I can think of is sand in my swimsuit. And elsewhere.
@sammydog01
/giphy sand everywhere
Mine arrived a few days ago (USPS). Mailman met me in my driveway. Told me he placed a package by the garage, but that it was damaged. They had enclosed it in a clear plastic bag over the Meh soft bag. Fluid was everywhere. We are afraid to open it. Put the package in the garage, quite a strong odor in the garage. What a mess. Emailed Meh, got auto-response that they were swamped and would take a while to get back with me. Poo-pourri have anything to do with that?
Mine’s still not here either… FedEx has it noted as damaged. I guess I should have checked in here before emailing Meh. I had just assumed they’d frozen with the cold weather and burst, but apparently it was primarily a shitty packing job.
Went to the post office to check on my other package today as the tracking said it’s been there for days. They don’t have it, said it didn’t make it to them and most likely was returned to the shipper as damaged. There have to be some good smelling FedEx/USPS trucks out there.
Ah, I am another who has caused a postal worker much despair. The twist off tops of two bottles came off. I pray the smell will leave my house in time, but it’s simply too cold to air out. My life is poo pourri now.
My orders from Meh and Morningsave were refunded- if anyone still wants this they have 2 scents available at Morningsave for a few bucks more. Tracking says my Morningsave order is in a box.
/giphy I love boxes
@sammydog01 Wait, they refunded it before it got to you? I want 20 of them then.
@therealjrn My NEW order from Morningsave is in a box. The old order never made it past Ohio.
@sammydog01 awwww, poor Ohio. At least they’ll smell nice.
WOW ! , it really worked
I didn’t have to use Lysol & slam the door as i run out .
Mine left Dallas 1/2 and disappeared. I emailed Meh over the weekend. They just replied a few minutes ago saying they’ll issue a refund.
The email asked me to rate my satisfaction with their customer service, with the options of a smiley face or a frowny face. That’s pretty binary. I feel like of all companies, Meh/ Mediocre should offer a third option, like, I’m not happy about it, but not heartbroken either.
I do think the response could have been improved with a brief explanation (which I sort of found by coming here), or a “gosh, sorry about that.” I do appreciate that they eventually responded, and that I got a refund without hassle, but still, it seems maybe slightly below mediocre…
@Blaarrggh Good point.
@Blaarrggh @sammydog01 meh face. Smack dab in the middle.
@RiotDemon @sammydog01 I’m not clear whether you’re agreeing that there should be a meh face, or you’re saying there is one. If you’re saying there should be, I agree. If you’re saying there is, my email didn’t have it. Sad face, labeled “poor” or happy face, labeled “good”. No “Meh” option.
@Blaarrggh @sammydog01 I was agreeing.
My new order from Morningsave came in a nice sturdy box with some air bags- not a drop spilled. Looks like they solved their shipping problems.
@sammydog01
/giphy hallelujah
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x 8oz Poo-Pourri bottles (your choice of scents)
Price Comparison
$49.90 (for 2) at Amazon
Warranty
90 day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Monday, July 20th
This deal stinks — but the Meh face does not
This deal stinks!
/giphy yuk yuk
Mehrry Christmas everyone!!
“No synthetic fragrance, parabens, phthalates, aerosols, alcohol, or formaldehyde”
– just like my crap (except, maybe occasionally, the alcohol).
@phendrick Occasionally?
/giphy occasionally
Are you shittin’ me?
So.
Not.
Popsockets.
I smell a cover-up.
@mike808 meh… They’re both stinkers of a product.
Costco had this on an endcap today. No deal.
@mike808 Yep, the Costco price was a pack of 3 for $19 something. They were the 4 oz bottles they said 200 uses per bottle. This would be the better deal especially since you get to pick your own scents.
My order is titled appropriately
/giphy unvarying-military-oil
What the Shit on the product today but love Irk’s video the ending now is a classic. “Anybody know where I can get a really attractive shirt” I don’t remember that from last year. What meh.com shirt will there be this Sunday the suspense is mehing me to death.
I’m surprised nobody has posted this yet… The YouTube puppet channel Glove and Boots reviewed these four years ago. Good stuff (the video, I’m not making judgement on the product itself).
Hmm, links to jump to a timestamp don’t seem to work, so if you want to skip the haircutting review part, jump to 1:37.
Had the vanilla mint bust open at work once, and it smelled divine. Bought two of it.
/giphy unbearable-volatile-taste
@ConradHilton also, as soon as I saw my order code, my first thought was “no, dingus, you spray it in the toilet, not your mouth!”
@ConradHilton - you convinced me!
outer-musty-seahorse
giphy seems sex-obsessed today.
@aetris @ConradHilton giphy is my spirit animal.
/giphy giphy is my spirit animal
@OnionSoup - Mr Bandit is my spirit animal:
@aetris your spirit animal is lurking in our living room …
The spray itself is great but the bottle design is terrible. The leaks happen because you point the bottle down to spray. Thats really bad design, it should be a downward angled nozzle.
Awesome product at a great price! We have a bathroom that has a very small toilet area with a pocket door and this keeps your own ‘personal’ scent at bay
These are great if you have a small office bathroom. Especially for that post coffee cleanse. Really works remarkably well.
So, has anyone received theirs in good shape? My delivery is tomorrow and I’m a bit concerned.
@cinoclav Get your gas mask out.
@cinoclav @sammydog01
@cinoclav I got two intact bottles yesterday, no problem.
@djslack Not me. First package delivered today, second one is due Monday. It was so bad that it leaked out and absolutely destroyed the shipping label. The address was gone and the tracking number was barely visible, I guess that’s what they used to get it to me. This is what was left.
@cinoclav @djslack I ordered one from Meh and one later from Morningsave. They shipped out together and were truck buddies- until yesterday. The Meh one arrived at and left the hub in Ohio but the Morningsave one is still in Indiana. Or possibly in the trash. I guess I’ll find out later this week.
@cinoclav @djslack @sammydog01 This aint Quip-level suspense but I’m amused. Ironic that meh is sending out stink bombs, given the purported product.
@sammydog01 You’d think with all the shipping issues we’ve seen over the years that they’d learn to package things more appropriately. They haven’t.
@cinoclav I would think that Fedex would ban them from shipping ever again.
@cinoclav I’m sorry to hear that. That label, though. They could put that label on at any time and say it was received that way.
It’s impressive that they could deliver it to you from the barcode alone though.
@djslack The second set of numbers on the tracking was almost impossible to make out but the barcode was just intact enough to scan. (Hence the reason I whited it out.) I’m sure it comes up in their system with all the addresses. But yeah, that label is an easy out for them. My PO and mailman are pretty good but I do get the occasional shredded magazine.
@cinoclav Mine arrived yesterday, I was surprised to see it in a hand addressed padded envelope. No return address did leave me a bit concerned.
It seems like this would have been a good candidate for sending in a box.
@Euniceandrich Hmm… they use a printed label normally so I wonder if FedEx or USPS rewrote it to get it to you.
@cinoclav @Euniceandrich They should have shrink wrapped them…it appears the tops of my bottles came loose enough to leak, no damage to the bottles themselves. Had they been vacuum packed it wouldn’t have happened.
Well my order says it will show up on the 8th. A day late and a crap short. With all the visitors that have been at my house, the recent need to pump the septic, I had hoped that these would arrive on time so that the stench from the keister casseroles can be abated. Party Poo
Jingle Poo
@bleedmichigan Control the shitsuation… Thanks for the video!
So, my second delivery was supposed to arrive today. It didn’t. There are no further updates. This doesn’t bode well.
@cinoclav
/image This doesn’t bode well
Just add my name to the list of customers who got the soggy and stinky package with empty bottles. The lack of packing was insane,unless the plan was for customers to pour the contents directly from the shipping envelope into the porcelain throne. Hopefully Meh will do the right thing and come out of this mess smelling good.
Ah…so with the wet packages, that might explain why it has taken this long only for mine to be held up with a “pending’” status on any type of delivery date. It probably ia stinking up a FedEx location!
Got mine. One leaked a bit, but not a total loss. The second survived. My mailbox smells good. I’m surprised there was not a seal on the top of the bottles. The lids were loose on both and do not seem to tighten well.
Same here. Both bottles DOA. Floating in a sea of liberated Poo-pourri. Haven’t heard back from Meh.com yet.
Add my name to the botched delivery list. Mine had a wet empty envelope taped to a box of drippy empty bottles. I feel so much better knowing USPS is sorry for my inconvenience.
Add me to the list of ‘not yet delivered’. It seems to have left Ohio on 1/5 and slipped into alternate universe:
Saturday , 1/05/2019 12:19 am
FEDEX SMARTPOST GROVEPORT, OH
Departed FedEx location
@RedOx TRUCK BUDDIES! Dumpster buddies too most likely.
My order apparently departed Dallas January 2nd and was never seen again
@RdiPr
/image unsolved mysteries
My daughter uses this at her house, I got some. My husband even likes it. I thought it would be too smelly for him, but better THAT smell than the alternative!! Glad mine made it all in one piece.
Well… crap.
Mehry Christmas!
Just what I needed for my gym bag
Gonna have to poo poo this one.
a load by any other name is still a load
These work really well, but I always forget to use it before going. Oh well
/giphy shit don’t stink
Not sure if I just ordered two bottles or four bottles, but I’m in. This product truly does work.
This would have been perfect at the New Years Party.
/giphy sparse-waterproof-malt
Christmas scent for your holy shits.
Or unholy, as the case may be.
There is actually a “Secret Santa” scent. Ho ho ho!
I would like to try two different scents, not two of the same.
@katbyter so buy two sets
@katbyter Just pick the two you want.
@katbyter You get to pick each scent, you just have to buy either 2, 4, or 6.
@katbyter So apparently you do order each scent separately. Just have to order even numbers. Didn’t see that.
@katbyter
Agreed that it wasn’t clear that you needed to do that! I’m used to the “Want Another” to mean another 2 pack.
Geez, I feel like $hit for ordering this
/giphy bizarre-mysterious-pain
This is a perfect white elephant gift. But my wife would steal it for me.
Perfect hostess gift, why not?
/image massive-laddered-salsa
and a great gift for Crappy Christmas party!
/image blind-peppery-story
/giphy lethal-rugged-spot
I’m cautiously optimistic about having ordered this. While I’m sure the scents are fine, many reviews seem to mention how awful the bottles are at leaking. I wonder if meh was able to get these at a low price because they got they got the pre-fixed bottles.
Also, trying to figure out how the GIPHY order numbers work in the chat:
/giphy realistic-glass-lawyer
@shiranissosexy You got giphy, and if you don’t like the random gif, just hit edit & save and you’ll get a new one (maybe). There’s a 5 minute edit window.
If you’ve never tried this, it’s really worth “dropping” a 20-spot to give it a go. (Pro tip - try 2 different scents, see which one you find works best. But all the scent combos work quite well, from what I can tell.)
What a load of shit
I can only order 1 scent at a time, not 2? It said
Even here, in the Specs it says:
What’s up?
@MarkDaSpark you have to click to add another to complete your two pack.
@MarkDaSpark You have to pick 2 scents before you can check out - it’s 2 for $20, each scent is $10, so you can pick 2 different ones, but you have to pick 2 to get the deal. Merry Crap, I mean Christmas!
@hpw3inc @djslack
It wasn’t clear that you needed to do that! I’m used to the “Want Another” to mean another 2 pack. First time I’ve seen it that way.
@MarkDaSpark yes, it’s not very clear for sure. You’re not the only one to ask today. Hopefully the dev team takes notice.
/giphy pickled-irritating-memory
That meh face is a work of art!
Remember to spray it in the water BEFORE you go for it to work best.
Ok, you sold me. Is the Smoky Woods scent nice?
/giphy quilted-cloudy-termite
Apparently these are even cheaper at TJ Maxx.
@mustardeleven what size are the bottles? I only found a thread talking about the 2oz bottles being $5 instead of $10. These are 8oz.
/giphy intangible-screeching-dragon
/giphy weak-descriptive-barnacle
/giphy willful-famished-vegetable
/giphy motorized-portly-glove
/giphy unassuming-insincere-berry
what the fuck Meh
What the fuck @Telanis
These aren’t terrible but $15 too much.
@DrunkCat its $20 for 2
@troy its $15 for 2 too many
@DrunkCat @troy I dunno- 800 flushes for $20 sounds pretty good to me.
@sammydog01 @troy It should be 3,200 flushes for $20.
@DrunkCat are you drunk again?
@troy It should be drunk again.
/giphy giant tart attack
It burned really badly “down there” when I tried it. I’ll never use it again.
@Trinityscrew you don’t spray it on your asshole.
@RiotDemon @Trinityscrew “Go right to the source and ask the horse” certainly does not apply to this situation.
@RiotDemon @Trinityscrew Unless you’re into that sort of thing…
@djslack @RiotDemon @Trinityscrew I bought some of this on clearance and tried it today. You gotta make sure you lift the seat before you spray. Word of warning.
Hmm mine hasn’t shipped yet… maybe that’s not such a bad thing looking at these other comments?
Order is still “processing”
@a5meiser Time to contact customer service.
@sammydog01 I did on Friday.
My package also arrived damaged…the USPS put 3 layers of bags around it but it leaked through all of them. Trying to clean up the mess resulted in it spilled down the kitchen cabinet, staining the recently painted cabinet as well. Wife is even less thrilled than I was.
My previously emailed case was resolved with a refund. Doesn’t get the Vanilla smell off of everything but it could be worse…
Same issue as all others. Package arrived totally damaged, spilled all over in plastic. I sent a photo.
@shererlyn Where’s the picture?
Mine arrived open and leaking all over as well. There is only about 1/4 left in one of the bottles. Crappy sealing job.
@Zelda2014 I wish I’d bought those!
My mailbox could use a good dousing with poopori.
I guess I’m not glad to see that I’m not the only who’s having issues with this order. But my only issue SO FAR is that it hasn’t arrived yet. Maybe the post office is trying to decide whether to deliver a damaged package or just misplace it for me…
I’ll chime in also, delivery is pending, emailed meh and fedex… no response from either
Mine just cancelled by meh.
Not yet delivered here either. Last departed someplace on Pennsylvania on Jan 3rd, caught in limbo??
@stkidsdoc Caught in a Fedex dumpster.
Friday , 1/04/2019
7:07 am
LEBANON, IN
In transit
Guess mine is in limbo somewhere. I hope the truck smells good.
Last update on mine was on the 7th for it being in transit to the next facility. Yep. My poos have been missing this delivery.
If anyone is in Las Cruces NM, I hope it smells good. My shipment has been there since the 4th and has probably leaked all over Fedex there.
Spoke with Chad, I guess my order will be refunded. I am just having horrible luck. First with the toothbrushes and now this.
@Sirbloody Any problems that are toothbrush related are @reclaimercube’s fault. Sure, he want’s to take credit for whining, day after day, so he gets the accorded blame.
@Sirbloody @therealjrn THE ONLY WHINE-ING I DO IS WINE GOSH DIDDLY DARNIT
Mine said the local post office had it on Jan. 4th. Now the latest is on Jan. 8th and it says it’s on it’s was to the next destination. Called the local post office and they said they never received it.
@liftmanj Mine had said the exact same thing. USPS has more in depth tracking that showed it never made it to them. Eventually the FedEx tracking updated saying it was damaged and undeliverable. I’d check that tracking again.
I never received mine. Trying to contact Meh about this was useless. I’m dealing with my credit card company now.
@Lenborkut Wow, one order and this was the one? Talk about how that stinks! Does your credit card company say the refund is already there?
@Lenborkut @therealjrn You probably need to email CS to get a refund. I’m suprised you didn’t get a response- did you wait a few days after emailing them? And check your spam folder?
@Lenborkut meh will get it squared away. They are backed up. How long ago did you contact them?
@Lenborkut Hey! Looks like we had responded to your email. Let me know if there was an issue with the response, but we’re reshipping this for you.
Mine has been shipping for 19 days now with no updates in 8 days from USPS. WEEEEE
I never got this. 2/8/2019
@khough6 That happened to a lot of orders. Contact support. They’ll take care of you.