the good news is the chains aren’t strong enough to garotte you with when you gift this cheap stuff. The bad news is it will probably fit in an orifice you’d prefer remain unviolated.
I am a jewelry addict and if I told you my age, you would understand why I know so much about jewelry. But I will say that the people who try to sell you items like today’s hearts have done all sorts of things to reel you in. The diamond “accent” means in all probability that you have one VERY SMALL and VERY UGLY diamond that is cloudy with a very visible dark inclusion. I have found the jewelry piece would look better without the horrible excuse for a diamond, but they put it there so we will all gasp at the wonderful price for a “gold” piece of jewelry with a “real” diamond. Now, here is a thought. If you have a cute female dog, one of these on her pretty color might just do the trick!!
If you are holding it in your hands and looking very closely, can you tell which uncolored lump is the real diamond?
What are the other clear lumps made out of?
I am the only one who prefers 14k gold? The higher percentage of gold, the more orange it looks to me, and therefore more fake. In something like this they should go with 14k and not have it look so obnoxious.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Pendants
2x Storage Pouches
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 20th - Monday, July 27th
Meh…wait a minute this may be worthy for the kids, kind of like costume jewelry
Meh to the meh
Yeah, I always thought Meh was a bit pendantic
@nolrak Disappointed, I was told Meh was featuring pedants today.
Alright, first woot of the season!!
/giphy crappy-costume-jewelry
the good news is the chains aren’t strong enough to garotte you with when you gift this cheap stuff. The bad news is it will probably fit in an orifice you’d prefer remain unviolated.
@alacrity
…the worse news is you will probably find out after you give this as a gift to someone…
Literally the ugliest jewelry I’ve ever seen. Maybe for a Halloween costume?
Truly hideous.
Pass. Genuine stones but non-genuine metal.
So ugly. I have seen better looking crap at the dollar store.
I’ll pass. And remain heartless x2.
I am a jewelry addict and if I told you my age, you would understand why I know so much about jewelry.
But I will say that the people who try to sell you items like today’s hearts have done all sorts of things to reel you in. The diamond “accent” means in all probability that you have one VERY SMALL and VERY UGLY diamond that is cloudy with a very visible dark inclusion. I have found the jewelry piece would look better without the horrible excuse for a diamond, but they put it there so we will all gasp at the wonderful price for a “gold” piece of jewelry with a “real” diamond. Now, here is a thought. If you have a cute female dog, one of these on her pretty color might just do the trick!!
Get Off My Lawn!
Good call, Meh.
These are so much shittier than trying to sell Meh Face Popsockets today.
DAY 165
@mike808 I wish they would sell some more. I need a new one, lol
Not my style, but Hey, you know what they say about taste…
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If someone gave me one of these, I would immediately wonder what I had done to them to make them hate me so badly.
Your pet cat might appreciate wearing one of these but no human would.
They look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.
@craigellis Just call me Angel of the morning…
@craigellis … Is that you, Weasel?
@craigellis It was going to be Mexican cuisine night here at the ol’ rancho. Now I’m not so sure I want to serve guacamole…
Meh, I would rather buy the creep van you sell these out of…
If you are holding it in your hands and looking very closely, can you tell which uncolored lump is the real diamond?
What are the other clear lumps made out of?
Yes, Meh, this jewelry is fit for a dog. Or for the niece of the sibling that stole your car for their date and messed up the seats.
@hchavers and an ugly dog at that…
Well, they’re cheap. On the other hand- they’re cheap.
Yaay! Something I won’t buy! You were getting me worried meh.
How much for the dog?
I want leaf green
I am the only one who prefers 14k gold? The higher percentage of gold, the more orange it looks to me, and therefore more fake. In something like this they should go with 14k and not have it look so obnoxious.
So… if you want to break up with someone, but you don’t have the balls to do it, just buy them this for the next important occasion.
Interesting that somehow there’s a cost difference given that the stones are all lab created junk and cost virtually the same.