@carl669 Honestly, I’ve been super duper slow to realize that I don’t know anything about Wu Tang Clan. Just last week I was listening to Liquid Swords for the first time. So… the answer to your question is: No.
Someday, when/if I get elected emperor of the universe, I’m really gonna crack down on this whole “$525 valuation” nonsense. That whole scene is outta control.
Geologist here. I’d say Perry-doe would be a bit closer to the pronunciation in my experience. And that is the gem name. The actual mineral name is olivine (think of the color of this thing), a name even fewer have heard. Yet olivine is one of the most abundant minerals on our planet, far more than quartz and feldspar, but less in view because most of it is buried in the mantle. An olivine-rich rock in the mantle is called peridotite (per-id-o-tite; the French pronunciation is lost). Makes up a lot of the moon and certain meteorites too.
As an amateur jewelry maker, I can tell you with confidence that the total cost of materials for this thing is about 9 bucks max, most of which is for the 2 gold-filled clasps. On the other hand, it’s all strung together, which is more than I would do for you for this price. Just don’t get too hung up on the gemstones and pearls. Tumbled chips of semi-precious stone like this are quite cheap, as are freshwater pearls of this quality.
OK, since Meh didn’t list the months these things are associated with: January (garnet), February (amethyst), June (pearl), August (peridot), November (citrine), December (turquoise).
Unless you live in the 15th–19th centuries, in which case most of them are assigned to different months entirely. You’re on your own there.
And seeing as this isn’t a complete list, half the population is left out in the cold.
Perfect just because gift for my lady, just a notch above the costume jewelry and nice enough to impress with 30 pearls and 30+gemstones with turquoise will make her blue eyes sparkle the written appraisal is just the rite touch for a shit gift … well done again team Meh. I’ll always find a reason to buy this crap night after night gotta love it haha.
I would be so disgusted and embarrassed and just. Wtf if I bought this for my wife. I would buy my cat more shit for Christmas. Do you guys just. Hate your wives? Or do you really hate your cats
@chippedlogic if that is the case why are you not contacting our customer service department. We rarely get a complaint on quality. How many have broken on you?
Believe it or not, although I don’t know why you wouldn’t believe it since you could verify it for yourself, this is a question on the FAQ page.
Q: Can I send an item as a gift? Can you giftwrap it?
A: Yes of course you can send an item as a gift, that seems very nice and thoughtful. But no we don’t offer gift-wrapping. Seriously, you wouldn’t want us gift-wrapping anything.
My Girlfriend loved this and so did i every once in a while you get an oh wow item on here …This is one of them… really stunning for 29 bucks shipped …
I got them and immediately forgot they were bracelet and necklace. Had them in a longer necklace configuration. Many compliments!!! Then toddler grabs them and they fly apart, and WHAM, gorgeous jewelry set. SOOOOO many more compliments! I love the magnet clasps as my fingers often had a hard time with other fasteners.
Wish they would do this again, would get a handful of sets for gifts and variety for myself. VERY NICE.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Necklace and Bracelet Set
1x Certificate of Authenticity & Valuation
1x Pearl Care Guide
1x Travel Pouch
Pictures
Amethyst
Amethyst
Turquoise
Turquoise
Garnet
Garnet
Peridot
Peridot
Citrine
Citrine
Price Comparison
$525 Valuation, $109 List
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Monday, July 20th
Ya! Pearls! And GEMSTONES! Oh ya!
No.
More crappy jewelry. Welcome to Meh.
@cengland0 Crappy indeed, Dr. Smith!
I love purple.
@Barney I just got a purple bed
/giphy purple bed
@sohmageek You should give us an update, at the purple mattress thread later, as to how much you like (or dislike) it.
/drab
/No
/giphy drab neck
Love the Taric reference…
@emanonR Used to be my guy back when I played. I moved on to HotS these days
Are they run by one of the 120 pack AA batteries that were sold out yesterday?
Pearly no thanks… have enough meh in my life at the moment…
Great Model Number!
Retail Price & Certified Valuation: $525
Wow. So buy 'em up kids, and head to the local pawn shop!
Those are really ugly.
I don’t hate it
Can’t order because there is no way to choose which one I want!!
@mothmer Sorry about that, it should be fixed in about 10 minutes.
@mothmer yeah, same issue with me. fix your shitty website, guys
@boygenius1991 Ok, shitty website now fixed.
@dave they fixed it.
@boygenius1991 (I fixed it.)
@dave thanks i bought 2 for the wife
@boygenius1991 ouch
did the model# make anyone else think of the Wu Tang song Protect Ya Neck?
ya best BEDECK_YA_NECK
ya best BEDECK_YA_NECK
no? just me? then fuck you all.
@carl669
Fuck you then.
@f00l no, fuck you both
@carl669 Honestly, I’ve been super duper slow to realize that I don’t know anything about Wu Tang Clan. Just last week I was listening to Liquid Swords for the first time. So… the answer to your question is: No.
Someday, when/if I get elected emperor of the universe, I’m really gonna crack down on this whole “$525 valuation” nonsense. That whole scene is outta control.
Hey, I think this is the first time ever one of my comments was featured in a daily Meh email! Next stop: emperor of the universe!
@UncleVinny you’re our king now
@Bevvie And you’re my favorite subject!!!
@UncleVinny curtsey
Birthstones you say? I do not see Diamonds, Emeralds, or Rubies. And they would fit the evaluation better.
Pair a doe. There. Now you know.
@sugarpike and…
"Fuck France."
Dumb bastards named a rock after a metal.
Geologist here. I’d say Perry-doe would be a bit closer to the pronunciation in my experience. And that is the gem name. The actual mineral name is olivine (think of the color of this thing), a name even fewer have heard. Yet olivine is one of the most abundant minerals on our planet, far more than quartz and feldspar, but less in view because most of it is buried in the mantle. An olivine-rich rock in the mantle is called peridotite (per-id-o-tite; the French pronunciation is lost). Makes up a lot of the moon and certain meteorites too.
@southpaw
Another ICBM and the meh community is using foul language? About pearls??? Relax, pretend that is Cyber Wednesday
A pearl necklace with chunks. Gross.
Also available at the claw game and finer traveling carnivals nationwide
@lyincurdog
Quadruple it. Quadruple it. (or there abouts)
That really is some doped up shit valuation methodology. Why not just break into 4 digits and make it an even $1,000 valuation?
Pearls are putrid.
As an amateur jewelry maker, I can tell you with confidence that the total cost of materials for this thing is about 9 bucks max, most of which is for the 2 gold-filled clasps. On the other hand, it’s all strung together, which is more than I would do for you for this price. Just don’t get too hung up on the gemstones and pearls. Tumbled chips of semi-precious stone like this are quite cheap, as are freshwater pearls of this quality.
@basketcase this might have convinced me not to buy this.
@basketcase I wish I read this before I placed my order.
OK, since Meh didn’t list the months these things are associated with: January (garnet), February (amethyst), June (pearl), August (peridot), November (citrine), December (turquoise).
Unless you live in the 15th–19th centuries, in which case most of them are assigned to different months entirely. You’re on your own there.
And seeing as this isn’t a complete list, half the population is left out in the cold.
Perfect just because gift for my lady, just a notch above the costume jewelry and nice enough to impress with 30 pearls and 30+gemstones with turquoise will make her blue eyes sparkle the written appraisal is just the rite touch for a shit gift … well done again team Meh. I’ll always find a reason to buy this crap night after night gotta love it haha.
Sometimes I feel guilty clicking the Meh button. I didn’t have that issue tonight.
I would be so disgusted and embarrassed and just. Wtf if I bought this for my wife. I would buy my cat more shit for Christmas. Do you guys just. Hate your wives? Or do you really hate your cats
@unksol Well aren’t you special
Hooray for the Jem and The Holograms reference!
Every Pacific pearl product I’ve bought has fallen apart.
@chippedlogic if that is the case why are you not contacting our customer service department. We rarely get a complaint on quality. How many have broken on you?
My daughter’s 17th birthday is coming up, so this is a cut above her Claire’s Boutique stuff.
@wickhameh And contains 100% less cadmium than claire’s stuff! https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2010/claires-recalls-childrens-metal-charm-bracelets-due-to-high-levels-of-cadmium
Can you throw-in some candy corn?
Valued at well over a billion dollars, this extraordinary value can be yours FREE for a mere $21.95 shipping fee:
I’m not going to tell you where though, suckers!
@aetris Maybe here? https://www.etsy.com/listing/548985761/candy-corn-bracelet-halloween-jewelry
@cinoclav - Sshhhh
Oh good grief. It’s not April fools? This is actually THE item you have today? Not meh, bleh!
This is a gift, is gift wrapped available ?
@midwoof
Believe it or not, although I don’t know why you wouldn’t believe it since you could verify it for yourself, this is a question on the FAQ page.
@midwoof I’ll do it; I’m fabulous at gift wrapping.
Hawaiian Royal Birthstones (Kinda heavy for jewelry) https://www.to-hawaii.com/kauai/ancientsites/pohakuhoohanaubirthstone.php
I’ll give you what the amateur jeweler would do it for - $12
@macksmart I highly disagree…
When does this POS ship out??? Havent gotten crap since making the order
@beatranger Per the description:
@therealjrn
I received my shipment today and neither set that I ordered included the bracelet, just the necklace! What gives?
@rgarling52 You perhaps might want to contact support? https://meh.com/support
@rgarling52 got mine today, pull the metal clasps apart and see if it is 2 pieces. Thought the same at first.
@rgarling52 received my order today, and they are both there, but they are connected to make one longer necklace
@rgarling52 Mine too, no bracelet in my order. I’ve contacted support to see what can be done. This sucks as this was to be a Christmas gift…
@rdshear the bracelet you have to pull off of the necklace find the magnet and just disconnect the bracelet from the necklace …enjoy
@rdshear @rgarling52 I thought that it was one necklace at first. My toddler pulled them apart. It’s two, and very versatile!
I like Pearl Necklace.
My Girlfriend loved this and so did i every once in a while you get an oh wow item on here …This is one of them… really stunning for 29 bucks shipped …
I got them and immediately forgot they were bracelet and necklace. Had them in a longer necklace configuration. Many compliments!!! Then toddler grabs them and they fly apart, and WHAM, gorgeous jewelry set. SOOOOO many more compliments! I love the magnet clasps as my fingers often had a hard time with other fasteners.
Wish they would do this again, would get a handful of sets for gifts and variety for myself. VERY NICE.