1x Baroque Pearl Charm Bracelet 1x Certificate of Authenticity & Valuation 1x Pearl Care Guide 1x Travel Pouch
120 Day Mediocre
Thursday, May 12 - Monday, May 16
Another hour of waiting. meh
Time is running out
Pearls, check. Knives, check. We need a speaker next for the trifecta.
@sammydog01 I missed the fucking knife???
FUCK!
She wants a pearl necklace. /giphy pearl necklace
I could hand fashion a pearl in the hour of mind numbing agony one must wait before the next page refresh on meh
I’m just gonna go ahead and call it now… WORST MEH-RATHON EVER.
@phatmass in the top two for sure
@phatmass No way! I got poo for 2 bux! SCORE!
/giphy shitty jewelry!
@medz Question is…what’s he doing?
@tweezak she’s using a personal massager on his lower back
That. Is. Hideous.
Hello Christmas gift for my tacky mother in law.
I’m only here for the puns.
come on guys…better jokes…and such good material to work with…
@rustyh3 the wait is taking atoll on all of us
FINE! Marbled-sulky-drink. What can I say. My wife loves stuff like this. And for $14…why not?
Meh…
Rah…
For the MIL who likes fugly jewelry!
/giphy ghoulish-mournful-music
/giphy juvenile-mute-guide
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Baroque Pearl Charm Bracelet
1x Certificate of Authenticity & Valuation
1x Pearl Care Guide
1x Travel Pouch
Warranty
120 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, May 12 - Monday, May 16
Another hour of waiting. meh
Time is running out
Pearls, check.
Knives, check.
We need a speaker next for the trifecta.
@sammydog01 I missed the fucking knife???
FUCK!
She wants a pearl necklace.
/giphy pearl necklace
I could hand fashion a pearl in the hour of mind numbing agony one must wait before the next page refresh on meh
I’m just gonna go ahead and call it now… WORST MEH-RATHON EVER.
@phatmass in the top two for sure
@phatmass No way! I got poo for 2 bux! SCORE!
/giphy shitty jewelry!
@medz Question is…what’s he doing?
@tweezak she’s using a personal massager on his lower back
That. Is. Hideous.
Hello Christmas gift for my tacky mother in law.
I’m only here for the puns.
come on guys…better jokes…and such good material to work with…
@rustyh3 the wait is taking atoll on all of us
FINE! Marbled-sulky-drink. What can I say. My wife loves stuff like this. And for $14…why not?
Meh…
Rah…
For the MIL who likes fugly jewelry!
/giphy ghoulish-mournful-music
/giphy juvenile-mute-guide