1x 5-in-1 Gemstone & Pearl Lariat
1x Certificate of Authenticity & Valuation
1x Pearl Care Guide
1x Travel Pouch
$250 Certified Valuation, $75 at pacific Pearls
90 Day Pacific Pearls
FedEx SmartPost: Monday, May 14th - Friday, May 18th
There you are. I thought maybe woot was hosting the meh product discussions now.
@Ignorant it would be fun if woot hosted meh product discussions and meh hosted woot product discussions.
@Ignorant @shawn Woot products have no comment any longer. Woot after being Amazoned turned into high price crap pretending to be Woot, Meh!.
Stop buying these so they quit selling them.
One set is ok but don’t embarrass yourself giving these multiple times…it’s literally costume jewelry u can get anywhere
@msujp seriously. Lapis lazuli for $19?
@geaugafletcher @msujp Bro normally I have to dig down to at least 31 to get lapis.
@msujp Ya this, these are dyed junk. Doesn’t rise to the level of Meh, it’s just Feh.
It used to be called a pearl “necklace”; then it was a pearl “rope”; now it’s a pearl “lariat”. What next, it’ll be a pearl “noose”? Of course, it is all just marketing semantics.
Stringing me along. Meh
@phendrick perhaps pearl “leash”, pearl “lasso”, and pearl “neck-belt”.
I think you have the name of the currency wrong. Try Cambodian Riel instead of USA dollar. Then the actual real comparison price might be closer to right. These are mardi gras baubles that they throw from the float. Right?
Are we supposed to feel guilty and get pearls for our mothers? Cheap pearls of varying colors will not dissuade that guilt.
@hchavers as a mom, I’d be hurt if I got ‘cheap’ ugly junk jewelry, and wish I’d raised a smarter kid
@cocoabrioche @hchavers Mom, are you telling me you WANT these or don’t want these? I never know.
Did they sell these before? They seem familiar.
@discosparty Yes a few times
According to Mehstalker, this item listing was last on 6/23/2017 for $28.
Though I suppose I COULD have just removed the 1 from the URL for this thread and achieved the same result.
Although there HAVE been other items from Pacific Pearls.
ok ok ok ok ok i got 2 different stones. WHY!!! - now I will suck a bullet. Hope I don’t chip a tooth with the barrel
Goat jewelry should be a thing, because that is adorable.
I don’t really feel like this is such a pearlescent deal today
I like how the range of potential delivery dates includes the day after Mother’s Day ;V
If they had had Garnet and Rose Quartz instead of Coral and Pink Tourmaline, it could have been a Steven Universe themed deal.
That DnD reference made me happy.
$250 certified valuation, selling for $20.
I’ll buy if the person who certified the valuation will buy it from me for $250.
@cajun You got to give them a discount say $240.00
The products are meh, but I loved the writeup today! Thanks, meh writers.
My spouse hates me. Will the hate decrease if I buy these?
@umbrellacorp no, it will keep prolonging the amount of time you’re forced to deal with each other before she leaves you for some stupid douchbag hipster with a shitty beard… or so I’ve been told
Great, now I have ZZ Top songs stuck in my head…
I wish this were a candy corn necklace. Don’t you guys have any bags of candy corn left?
@wstull1 Be careful what you wish for. They know where you live.