Ouija power!
23WOW! My ouija powers are really working these days! I almost made a public shout out to the Meh God’s asking for a Meh-rathon tonight!! I’m back in the hospital, YES, back in the hospital IS what I said. Apparently 18 days wasn’t enough! At least I got to go home for a week before blowing up like a Alabama tic again! The hospital is where I get the best internet service SO I have the best chance of scoring a IRK! (NO luck yet but I’m VERY hopeful!)
What came first, being GOAT or ALL of the MEH that’s come along with it? This month didn’t go as planned and I sure as heck hope THIS ISN’T setting the tone for the rest of my 56th year of life! Ugh, I just couldn’t imagine!
Has anyone else had the pleasure (cough cough) of blaming themselves for ALL KINDS of uncomfortableness and just MAJOR suckage during their rain as GOAT?
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Oh no. So sorry to hear you are back in the hospital. Prayers for a quick and COMPLETE recovery! I think being in the hospital gets you a get-out-of-jail free card on the blame. That’s just me, though.
You won’t be on the receiving end of any my shade. Hope the hospital wifi works out for your hunt for an Irk. If not, I have plenty of crap that I am willing to send to you as a consolation get-well offer.
Hey, you survived 2020, but don’t rest on your laurels; the Universe has got a lot more to throw at you.
Here’s to your health; get well quickly!
Sorry that you are back in the hospital, but appreciate your seeing the potential of a IRK as a silver lining (congrats by the way!). A friend just got a diagnosis of advanced cancer and is looking for what she calls “joy nuggets” daily. Hoping you find many joy nuggets today!
@brainmist @OldCatLady @ybmuG @PocketBrain @jimmyd103 @Felton10@
I SCORED A IRK, WOOHOO!!
I couldn’t believe it and just gawked at the page. I felt like a dummy for a quick minute! So many different emotions come up when you see those words, “it worked”! First came the disbelief, THEN I thought OMG, don’t delete it! Then there’s that whole thing about changing your plans for the day! I was no longer tied to my phone AND I was very much in NEED of sleep! Staying up ALL night wasn’t the smartest thing to do when you’re trying to recover in the hospital! DUH… I won’t ever do that again for anything. Sadly, NOT even a IRK!
“mandatory-possessive-genie”
Now, the build up and suspense. More emotions to add to my anxiety, just what the Dr didn’t I order! Lol
I love my life!
Btw; with the order conformation I got who’s going to dispute ouija powers weren’t involved…
/giphy mandatory possessive genie
@Lynnerizer May the IRK gods be forever in your favor. I hope your IRK is worth the effort. When sick, forgoing sleep is exactly opposite of every docs recommendations - let alone being in the Hospital.
/giphy may the odds be forever in your favor
@Lynnerizer You are back in the hospital again?
Bummer. At least the fast internet helped you get it. And I am sure the healing power of an IRK will help you get well. And @koolhandjoe, if there was ever anyone who has gone through so much while still serving as goat, it is her so she deserves the best IRK you can send her.
@Lynnerizer that’s fantastic! What a great distraction from the hospital. Love your positivity. As @Felton10 said, i hope @koolhandjoe can find some “joy nuggets” for your IRK. For now, feed on the energy of prayers, positive thoughts, and best wishes from the rest of us!
@Lynnerizer I hope that giphy is YOU, rising above all these trials and tribulations you’ve been going through!
@Lynnerizer boo to the hospital but yay for the IRK win!!! Hope you get some rest and decompress and get a kick ass box in the post!!
/giphy congratulations!
@Lynnerizer Any wellness updates as to how you are doing? Let us know when your IRK ships. Hope you will be home to open it.
@Felton10 @kyeh @chienfou
Hi hi! Yes, in the hospital again for another 2 weeks. ICU Dr said he’s never seen so much fluid come off someone before, not in 15 years. After 4 days of IV lasics they got 12 litters out of me. I should be out in a few days. I’ve been told I have several boxes and packages waiting for me, it’s going to be like christmas!! Woohoo!!
Yes, the badge is a two edged sword. Stuff happens to you during your term, and guess who’s left with egg on their (goatly but adorable) face. I had not one but two hurricanes go through my county during my reign. Another goat tangled with a tornado and broke bones, I think. You know, just normal Stuff, except you’re the target. Heal, please.
I hope your hospital stint is short. Ugh.
Hope you get well and get to go home soon! And while you’re stuck in captivity, I hope you are able to get an IRK today as a little ‘pick me up’.
oh no!! I hope you feel better soon and this stay is not as long as the last one.
Things happen during goatdom. I lost my dog to pancreatic cancer during my reign
Sorry to hear you are back in the hospital. Hoping things turn around soon.
@tinamarie1974
but… then again… the Blues!
@chienfou well, that is true. It was a bittersweet month!!
/giphy St Louis Blues
Get well soon @Lynnerizer! Don’t worry about the goat stuff; we are all good Big hugs!
Hey, I just saw on that early Irk thread that you got one - congratulations! That’ll give you something to look forward to… get better soon!
Unblame, Goat! Awhile back I won an irk. FedEx had it on a vehicle for delivery, then they decided it was damaged in shipment, and returned it to Meh. I was at home watching for it. I cried. @Mercatalyst aka Sam sent me a replacement, and it’s a pip. I believe @PooltoyWolf and I need to talk, though. I have no place to put a Giant Inflatable Otter who is 78"x55" inflated, even though she comes with floating drink holders. The rest of the goodies are highly desirable, too. Okay, you done good here. Please update us, though.
@OldCatLady Giant inflatable otter?? I’m in!
Hospitals suck. I had to have two major surgeries in 2 months and they said in a year or so I’m gonna have to have the same dam surgery for a 3rd time. And this last time they stole my belly button. I was only in for 7 days the first time and 12 days the second time though. But at least they let me get food delivered. Yay Jimmy John’s
@fairchild521
I feel for you! That’s a lot to go through! You’re a worrior princess for sure! I’m sorry about your bellybutton. (This is where I deleted my funny words about bellybuttons, didn’t know how you’d take it) Have you ever seen what they can do with medical tattoos? I’ve seen a tatted nipple and it looked amazing! Better than some natural ones! When you’re feeling better you should look into it, or i’d be happy to try to find you some info. Good luck with your next surgery! Peace, hope, and smiles on your journey to a healthy you.
@OldCatLady
TIL Loutre = Otter…
@Lynnerizer
Hope you are progressing well and the hospital food isn’t too bad…
PS congrats on the IRK. You earned it!
@chienfou
Thanks! I should be out soon and I hear I have oodles of packages waiting for me, so excited!! You have quite the big IRK I see, congrats! I’d be honored to get such a float, my sister just bought a cool horse farm with a pool. It would make a fun house warming gift for sure!
Btw; what’s that other plastic looking blue thing with the straps?
@Lynnerizer
methinks you got this on the wrong reply…
paging @oldcatlady…
@chienfou @Lynnerizer That was a truly great backpack, which I really needed on my travels last month. Did I have it then? No, I didn’t.